#tgld breadhead

Also him as an older sibling will be my hill to die on

(Ken absolutely has gone through several rolls of film because of those two)

Also what's better than 1 giant monster sibling? ....

TWO GIANT MONSTER SIBLINGS!!

One is a fish, the other is bread!

Well technically Alex is a half sibling if you consider being made by Temperance as having a shared parent...

Pairings -> Breadhead x Reader

Warnings -> None

Note -> Just fluffy headcanons

Genre -> Fluff, Headcanons

BREADHEAD

First of all I like to think that he has many nicknames for you like - Pretty Bird, Ma'm, Little Bird, Angel, Honey or Sweetie and other cute nicknames

This man is tall, like hella tall, taller than his own dad! Like he can easily carry you whenever he wants attention

He teaches you how to play piano if you wanna learn how to play it but it does take you some time but in the end you become a really good pianoist all because of him

Breadhead would most likely be a sweetie to you but if someone or a rotling goes near you, he's creepily stare them down

Like standing tall behind you, as he stares down at them making them scared and run away making you confused until you look up to see Breadhead smiling down at you all lovely

Some people may know that he has a tattoo with the word dad and a heart on his bicep, I would also like to think that Breadhead would get a tattoo of your name or maybe a wording that you always say if you say a word a lot one too many times

He LOVES to see you in his jacket, if you are short or tall either way it's going to be big on you like really big on you

His jacket would mostly smell like fresh bread and beer in my opinion

And come to think about beer, we all saw how many bottle was placed into his bread-head

So when he is drunk, he would be either clingy or very childish around you which is quite cute and funny at the same time

Breadhead loves you and you need to earn his family's trust, mostly ken's of course, he can get a bit worried for his son

Whenever you are asleep after a long day of working at the butcher shop, he would love for you to cuddle up to him as he just lays near you on guard like a dog protecting his owner

If someone even dares to wake you up, he would glare at them until they know what he is saying and leave

He's just a CUTIE PATOOTIE

Damn I did a lot but I hope this feed the Breadhead fans and simps (Me)

So I just spent waaay too long gathering screenshots from the trailer drop just now. here they all are with what i think were gonna be seeing.

cat girls are canon

Ken's possible ex wife??

Mel beating up Mud.

Bread Head has an older brother apparently. (i guarantee hes gonna be like a messed up first try)

hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.

reference to "the nightmare", a 1782 oil painting by Henry Fuseli.

Humans and a giant angel mother??

fuckin GOD??

Gods heart maybe?

diligence spying on the gang?

also, some screenshots of the merch:

the angels name is gonna be Ramiel, which means "thunder of God", so thats interesting.

No lore at The moment still thinking about it

And empty chart if You guys wanna do it with yours

We all know how many of those bottles he had in his head and how wobbly he was so I wanna see what you do with this request

Can it be a one-shot if you can, if not than that's fine :))

Pairings -> Breadhead x Reader

Warnings -> None

Note -> Breadhead is a drunk loaf as he now won't leave Reader alone

Genre -> Fluff

BREADHEAD

You had no Idea what those bottles contained but Breadhead placed about every single bottle the shop had in his head but you knew for sure that whatever it was has now taken effect to him

Ever since the fourth bottle he had been a bit shaky and wobbly as if he had fused there

Breadhead was now a warm loaf-headed puddle clinging on to you

"Yer comfy, y'know that?" He slurred with his cheek pressed against your thigh as his eyes half closed looking up at you

"LIke.. like a pillow... YeaH *hiccup* a pillow.."

You first made a gentle attempt to wriggle yourself free form his grip "All right, you've had your hugs but it's time to.. well sit up? OR lie down in a more comfortable place other than me?"

With a dramatic sigh, he tightened his grip like a koala around your waist "Don't wanna, yer soft.. the worl's spinnin' but you're not..." He slurred even more now

You blinked and sighed "We've been here for the whole day love"

Crumbling from the corner of his mouth, he gave a lazy smile to you as he continued to stare up at you without saying anything

He then gave out a merely moan and lowered his head further onto your lap as you attempted to peel his arms off once more but he wouldn't budge

You then said "You smell like beer now"

"Compliment accepted birdie" His voice was muffled by your clothes "Avoid.. wriggling or.. I'll.. get motion sick"

You hesitated for a moment.. Was that a bluff? Most likely but however you truly didn't want to take a chance

You leaned back against the worn-out couch in the little Lough area of the whale shop and then you sighed

"All right, ten more minutes then I'm forcibly removing myself to do my stuff"

With a smug like smile, he acknowledged his victory "Mhmm, Yer.. the best pretty"

You put your hand lightly on top of his soft but slightly wet head and rolled your eyes

Warm and strangely soothing though as it rose and fell with his happy breathing as he still laid on you

"Are you sure you won't drool on me again like last time?" You asked

A drowsy mutter replied to your question "Only on.. a emotional *hic* level"

You were fairly uncertain what that meant but you sure he didn't know either

But now you were stuck here and you now see him asleep...

Drooling..

"Damn it.."

Request - Anonymous - Hi there, I was wondering if you could do some Breadhead x Reader smut headcanons if you please! But if not that maybe you could write some Breadhead x a mad scientist reader who’s trying to figure out ways to become immortal without the use of The Black Hand if you please

a/n; Looks like this is our very first Breadhead smut headcanons

Warnings - Soft play, Vanilla, Praise Receiving, Manhandling Kink, Pet names, thigh riding

╰┈➤ 18+ Minor DNI

ᯓ★ Breadhead would be very touchy with you as he wants to feel every inch of you

ᯓ★ Pet names to the roof! As I said in my Fluff head-canons, he calls you pretty bird, birdie, sweetie ect so he uses those nicknames in bed as well

ᯓ★ Though he is a loaf of bread and literally is made out of bread, I would think they he would mostly pleasure you most of the time when doing it

ᯓ★ Maybe ride his thigh, he would loveee that If you do

ᯓ★ "That's it pretty Bird, keep going... That's it~" He purrs as a rumbling sound comes from his chest

ᯓ★ Oh come to think of it, remember him in the video where he sniffs the yeast... well when he has your consent and that you agree maybe he would go beast mode and just relish you here and there

ᯓ★ Breadhead's a goofball, so sometimes when things are too silent (Not really) He would maybe crack a joke to make you laugh and smile but then it returns to you whimpering and moaning out his name

ᯓ★ He loves to trace every single thing on your body, moles, freckles, stretch marks, scars, bruises anything really! He loves your body no matter what it's covered in

ᯓ★ We all know Breadhead is tall and buff, He can literally pick you up and pin you against the wall while standing well that's if no one is there and maybe eat you out

ᯓ★ Sometimes Breadhead and you do some quickies in his breadbox if possible, before he starts his work at the butcher shop but Shhh you'll have to be quiet if you don't want anyone to hear you~

ᯓ★ "Shh~ Try to be quiet Birdie, don't want anyone stealing you from me~" He whispered as he covered your mouth as he went back to fingering you

ᯓ★ He loves to see your body shake and shiver form every touch he makes to your body, he loves how sensitive you are just from him touching you

ᯓ★ Now let's take about his drunk state, we all know how much he loves to place beer bottles on his head

ᯓ★ He would super clingy and affectionate but if you aren't giving him attention, Oho boy~ You're in for a treat

ᯓ★ "Ah~! Bread..head.. fuck~ Please.. ah~!"

ᯓ★ "Aww you're not finishing too early are you pretty?"