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"I tried jogging in the morning, but I kept spilling my coffee." Wrong! The only reason I'd be jogging in the morning, is to escape a fire. Courtesy of @deathwishcoffee #deathwishcoffee #deathbeforedecaf #TGIFcoffee #Fridaycoffee #coffeecupsup #coffeeismycardio #coffeeismyhappyplace #caffeinefuelsme #gimmecoffee #touchmycoffeeandpullbackastump #touchmycoffeeanddie (at Saint Petersburg, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_7J7EdJlyY/?igshid=16jb98mn2cgv3

"The coffee is fresh, the attitude is strong, and the wiseass remarks are on the house." ~Nanea Hoffman Courtesy of @sweatpantsandcoffee #sweatpantsandcoffee #coffee #cafecito #coffeetime #coffeelove #coffeelover #coffeeislove #coffeeislife #coffeeculture #coffeeaddict #TGIFcoffee #Fridaycoffee #coffeeandattitude #coffeeandsnark #ispeakfluentsarcasm (at Saint Petersburg, Florida)

"Did you know that coffee tastes better if you enjoy it in silence? No? Maybe we should try it, and see." ~Nanea Hoffman Courtesy of @sweatpantsandcoffee #sweatpantsandcoffee #coffee #cafecito #coffeetime #coffeelove #coffeelover #coffeeislove #coffeeislife #coffeeculture #coffeeaddict #TGIFcoffee #Fridaycoffee #coffeeandsilence #coffeeandshhh #coffeenap (at Saint Petersburg, Florida)

"All I need today is coffee and patience. I'm kidding about the patience. Give me another coffee." ~Nanea Hoffman Courtesy of @sweatpantsandcoffee #sweatpantsandcoffee #coffee #cafecito #coffeetime #coffeelove #coffeelover #coffeeislove #coffeeislife #coffeeculture #coffeeaddict #TGIFcoffee #Fridaycoffee #coffeeandpatience #gimmecoffeeandbackaway #coffeeme (at Saint Petersburg, Florida)

My happy place is wherever my coffee is. #coffee #cafecito #coffeetime #coffeelove #coffeelover #coffeeislove #coffeeislife #coffeeculture #coffeeaddict #TGIFcoffee #Fridaycoffee #coffeeismyhappyplace #myhappyplaceiswherevercoffeeis #coffeeisthebreakfastofchampions #coffeefirst #coffeeme #letsgetcaffeinatedbitches (at Saint Petersburg, Florida)

"Various Functions of Coffee: ▪ Life support ▪ Emergency profanity filter ▪ Interpersonal communications manager ▪ Liquid jumper cables for brain ▪ Caffeine delivery system ▪ Patience activator ▪ Cardio alternative ▪ Tasty beverage" ~Nanea Hoffman Courtesy of @sweatpantsandcoffee #sweatpantsandcoffee #coffee #cafecito #coffeetime #coffeelove #coffeelover #coffeeislove #coffeeislife #coffeeculture #coffeeaddict #TGIFcoffee #Fridaycoffee #coffeeismybrainfuel #coffeeactivatespatience #coffeeisyummy #coffeeismyfilter #letsgetcaffeinatedbitches (at Saint Petersburg, Florida)

"If you can't drink hot coffee on a hot day, then you are weak and will never survive the apocalypse." Courtesy of @deathwishcoffee #deathwishcoffee #deathbeforedecaf #coffee #cafecito #coffeetime #coffeelove #coffeelover #coffeeislove #coffeeislife #coffeeculture #coffeeaddict #TGIFcoffee #Fridaycoffee #hotcoffeeeveryday #coffeeactivatesmysuperpowers (at Saint Petersburg, Florida)

"I drink coffee like it's my job. And by that, I mean I would like someone to pay me for it." ~Nanea Hoffman Courtesy of @sweatpantsandcoffee #sweatpantsandcoffee #coffee #cafecito #coffeetime #coffeelove #coffeelover #coffeeislove #coffeeislife #coffeeculture #coffeeaddict #TGIFcoffee #Fridaycoffee #coffeeme #coffeeismyjob #coffeehelpsmeadult #coffeethenotherstuff (at Saint Petersburg, Florida)