Cloud: I'm leaving to do hyper and tranquilizer now.
Tifa: No you're not.
Cloud: Oh what are you going to do? Grab that guy who can stop me? What was his name again? Michael McDoesn'tExist.
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Cloud: I'm leaving to do hyper and tranquilizer now.
Tifa: No you're not.
Cloud: Oh what are you going to do? Grab that guy who can stop me? What was his name again? Michael McDoesn'tExist.

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How killer joined nightmares club
Killer: [breaks into nightmare's room and ends up breaking his favorite tv]
Nightmare: That was a 70-inch…plasma screen TV. [sharp inhale] So, how can I help you?
Killer: You must be nightmare.
Nightmare: ‘Suup
Killer: I’ve heard lots about you.
Nightmare: Oh, really?
Killer: the embodiment of negativity. A ruthless king who kicks the dust out of anyone who dares to stop him! The beast of the multiverse!
Nightmare: Oh, you dirty bitch, work the shaft!
Killer: uh wat
Nightmare: Oh, don’t mind me, I like to dirty talk, when someone’s sucking. my. dick.
Killer: Ok, I should probably skip to the point. The names killer--
Nightmare: And I am Carmen Sandiego. Guess where I am!
Killer: uhhh tryin to have a serious conversation with ya here.
Nightmare: Oh, so am I. And I am failing. And I'm sorry about that. It’s just that I’m so agitated, because this sharpied little shit strolled into my room, destroyed my 70-inch plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I’m his alcoholic father!
[Killer pulls out his knife and nightmare's tentacles reach out]
Nightmare: (grins) Be a sport and grab Daddy another beer, would you?
Nightmare-jokublog
Killer-rahafwabas
I- watching hellsing abirgded is fucking orgasmic. I'm sorry, Taka and the rest of the crew fucking hit it out of the fucking park I.
I just it so fucking good! The amount of work that went into it. The amazing voice acting i- I need a glass of water!
Fuck it I need a fucking ocean!!!!
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the preview for Hellsing abridged 4 is out and I literally clapped like a fucking seal