Hello Gossipers... I don't want to throw you straight into the deep end tonight, I know you're all having fun. But remember, I still haven't forgiven and forgotten what you did to me. It still wasn't very nice and so many of you still have to make up for it. So, without further ado, I want to talk to you... Vanessa Abrams. Just real quick, okay? You might end up thanking me. While I know he won't mind one bit having this one revealed - why would he? - I know you will. Did you know that Vanessa hooked up with the one and only Chuck Bass? They say the line between love and hate is so very thin... you can just imagine how it happened. Not exactly the best way to stay on your high horse, V. Now, just between us, are you going to be more upset if Dan Humphrey cares or doesn't care about it? I bet it'll hurt either way. And you, Bella Coates. I'm not particularly mad at you, to be honest. I've always rooted for you and I know you were only following Blair's lead. After all, what else would you do with your time if you didn't? If Blair says 'jump', you say 'how high'. It's not just blind loyalty though, is it? All these years... I mean, I'm doing you a favour. You can finally get over it now, right? Being in love with Blair Waldorf. Unrequited feelings are a bitch, aren't they? I hope I've helped you both along in your journey. Much love. XOXO

[Walking up to her table and dropping lunch tray down next to hers. It’s not weird--they’re friends. Right?] We didn’t really get a chance to talk much at the ball with everything going on, but I want you to know that I had at least three anecdotes about botched college applications I was going to share before shit went down. Count it as a win or a loss, I guess it depends.