#tfmu

Can we really talk about the fact that he was born in 1929 yet he was serving in the US Army in 1945. That's sixteen years old. Then he continued to serve until he was 23 and was considered a helluva good soldier because he had “distinguished service.”

Considering that he most likely grew up in New York (it is his birthplace) in the Great Depression and he started fighting in the ending parts of World War Two when you should be learning how to drive...it’s amazing that he’s walked away without being completely mentally deranged.

Not to mention it could be an explanation as to why he has a D3 control disorder aka an impulse control disorder which often translates into extreme gambling, hypersexuality, and uncontrollable spending. Basically the reason why he’s schmoozing all the time, spending ridiculous amounts on clothes and the like is because he can’t. really. control. it. He probably could try to get therapy or something but considering he’s with the CIA cause otherwise he would have gone to prison; it wasn’t happening.