Last day of TFILF! The Cold, by @veto-power-over-clocks
This! Fic! This is an excellent AU - Decepticon Hot Rod is such a good concept, one of those fascinating butterfly moments full of potential, and this fic takes that and does such wonderful, wonderful work with it. Deadlock and Hot Rod are s oĀ well written, their relationship is so compelling, the context is so well constructed, and the descriptions are excellent. Full rec here!Ā
āHeād known with absolute certainty that Hot Rod had been about to do something stupid, and heād followed him. Heād been a moment too late, half a step too far behind. Or perhaps heād been just fast enough to see what he had to see: Megatron shooting Hot Rod. Hot Rod floating off into the endless void of space.
Even though he knows itās useless, Deadlock runs and reaches out. Truth be told, heās barely thinking; heās just reacting.
The few thoughts he has are these: Whatās the point of the cause if Hot Rod isnāt there to see its triumph? Why follow a leader that could easily snuff Hot Rodās warm, radiant, kind spark without a second thought?
Heās distantly aware of Megatronās presence behind him. Deadlock could try to kill him; try to avenge the only hope heād had for after the war ended. The reality is that Megatron will shoot him before he finishes turning around, so he stays in his place.ā
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Okay guys it's the last day! This was the hardest list to get narrowed down to something reasonable. Since the theme today is NSFW, please watch the tags and curate your own experience.
Wall by ros3bud009
TFA, Optimus Prime/Sentinel Prime
Explicit
"Aren't you a pretty pair of legs."
Optimus's spark froze in his chest.
No. No, no, no way, no. Primus, no. Where would he even get the money to afford to come here as a customer? It couldn't beā
The customer had gone quiet as Optimus tried to keep from panicking.
"Awfully familiar legs at that."
Optimus pays the bills at the academy with sex work of a very particular kind. This fic is absolutely steaming hot, and, get this, I hate this pairing. I absolutely love it in this fic, though, and the give and take and the challenge of it all is just delicious.
Not FairĀ byĀ Redseeker
TFA, Megastar
Explicit
Megatron gets Starscream off, and then needs Starscream's help to finish himself.
This fic is a huge, huge, all-time favorite of mine, and the second chapter from Megatron's perspective is just stunning. This is the fic that got me to understand humiliation kink. Somehow by the end it's sweet, but still so very Megastar, with all that entails.
"Allies with benefits" is already more than either Tarn or Deathsaurus had ever hoped for. But Tarn has never been good at saying no to temptation. And Deathsaurus has never known when to quit. Love is a gamble, but trust is a minefield, and the risks are as high as the rewards...unless Tarn can convince Deathsaurus that it's nothing more than a game. Part one of a duology.
I could rec at least five other fics from Enfilade, who is a genius, but I'm picking this one in particular because it's my favorite. This is the fifth or sixth in a series, and I recommend reading the ones that come before, but it works well as a standalone. The smut in this fic is unbelievably good, but at the same time the backstory of both characters gets developed, and their relationship transforms. There are a lot of miscommunications, but none of them are accidentsāand as the fic goes on both of them have to work really, really hard to overcome cultural differences and their own vulnerability. Enfilade does an amazing job playing with the dramatic irony of switching perspective between the two characters. Oh, and the fic is probably 85% a single sex scene. I love it so much.
Tit for TatĀ by tragakes
Continuity what Continuity, MegOP
Explicit
Just Megatron with big boobs, small valve, and a surprised-but-mostly-delighted Optimus Prime.
Megatron has tits. That's the entire premise. It's beautiful, straightforward PWP. Robots with breasts took me a long time to come around on, and then I read this, and now there can never be enough. There are three chapters, with the option for more. The second chapter is probably my favorite, though honestly it was tough choosing between tragakes fics for this in the first place. Everything is amazing!
Masks and Mirrors Part 8Ā byĀ entangledwood
Continuity Soup, Optimus Prime/Drift
Explicit
The marvelous entangledwood did the Kinktober challenge last year and created the Masks and Mirrors AUāa no-war AU featuring an exclusive Cybertronian BDSM club. The main storyline focuses on Optimus, but a lot of pairings make their way through, including Megatron/Rodimus, Starscream and his trine, and more obscure rarepairs, etc. You can find all of the stories on Pillowfort,Ā here. The one I'm reccing in particular is Optimus/Drift (though it could be Optimus/anyone if you squint) and it features a submissive!OP using the Matrix for some less than innocent purposes. It's really, really fun. A couple of stories involve Ratchet domming OP, and that is wonderful as well.
There are so many amazing writers in this fandom, and honestly I'm really excited to do this again because I know there are so many others whose writing I want to shout loudly about.
Transformers Iacon Literature Fest 2019 Day 8: 18+ Lemon Day
Itās that time again! Time to share your favourite Transformers fanfics!
A caveat - I only picked fics that are completed. While I have a lot of excellent fics in my subscriptions on AO3, I am only posting ones that are done, for that instant gratification rush. :)
Also - if you know a Tumblr handle for the authors Iām missing, please let me know so I can tag them!
Lemons! And other types of citrus! Woohoo!Ā
Also, since Tumblr helpfully deleted my post with my recs from last year (*eyeroll*) Iām going to re-rec them in this post. <3
Anyway, for all of these: curate your reading experience, mind the tags on the stories, and enjoy.
This yearās recommendations include:
Working Through It by @trinarysuns
āTC,ā Skywarp says, āIām, like, ninety percent sure that humans donāt have interface cables.ā
Thundercracker squawks and almost knocks him over trying to get the script out of his hands.
I canāt say enough about this story. I love it and it pushed so many buttons for me. Not even smutty buttons, just interaction buttons: humans interacting with giant alien robots, old loves reuniting, logitical issues of interspecies getting it on...
Tumblr deleted my review of this story, too (SIGH) so I reposted my review on DW here. It says a lot more about this fic!
Be Mean to Me by @trebletwenty
The last thing Thunderclash was expecting when he followed Rodimus out of Swerve's to try and apologise for ruining his night out with Drift was to end up on his knees in front of him, with Rodimus induldging one of his biggest and most sorely neglected kinks, but he's not exactly about to complain.
This story was a bit of an eye-opener to me. First, this was a fic about a kink that I really wasnāt interested in, but it was presented in a way that suddenly made me sit up and take notice.
And second, itās a ship that I didnāt know I needed until now. Excellent story!
And behind the cut are last yearās recommendations, reposted:
Honk, Honk by @fuzipenguin
Sunstreaker really needs to learn how to say 'no' to his twin...
Long story short, one day someone mentioned something about alt-mode sex. Something about how āwell of course they would try interfacing in alt mode. I imagine it would be a particularly kinky thing to do.ā
And yup - of course it would have been Sideswipeās idea. XD Trying to picture how this would work was way more hot than I expected it would be. Also perfect: descriptions of awkward sex when trying a new position. Been there. >.>
Audition by crabapplered
If one were to be delicate, one would say that Jazz and Prowl are incompatible.
The blunt truth?
'You just lie there with this blank expression on your face,' he'd been told by his last partner. Signal had stayed longer then most, willing to try since Prowl was so obviously doing his best, interfacing to please his partner and give him what Prowl himself disliked. In the end, though, it hadn't worked. 'You don't like me touching you, you don't like the mess, you don't even like the overload, and half the time I swear you're running economic simulations in your CPU you look that bored. I don't want that. I don't want you miserable, and I don't want me miserable, either.'
So why can't Prowl stop wishing?
This was a) my first introduction to āplug and play interfacing,ā and b) the first āsmuttyā story I read that involved an asexual character. (Iāve since gone on and devoured @fuzipenguinās Love is Still Love series, which also has a wonderfully-written asexual Sunstreaker. I love that series as well!)
Prowlās efforts to win Jazz over - and the description of how he actually succeeds, and what it does for Jazz - is the hottest thing Iāve ever read that doesnāt actually involve humanized sexual organs. Reading and āseeingā Jazz finally let go and trust Prowl was so⦠Hnnnrgh. Love it.
Sweet Release by @ladydragon76
Jazz and Blue have an arrangement, but now that heās getting serious with Prowl, things will need to be adjusted.
This is actually a three-part series that doesnāt have a series description, but itās about how Bluestreak is in a BDSM relationship with Jazz, then Prowl is included⦠And how their relationship evolves.
Itās really well-written, and goes into some detail about why Prowl and Jazz would be interested in being subs, and what brought Bluestreak to want to dom. Thereās also some plot along the way, which plays into the relationship between these three. Great story!Ā Ā
Whoop! It's Day 7 so it's dealer's choice, and I'm choosing stories with Worldbuilding with a capital W.
Cultural Exchange by Therrae
G1, mostly
Rated G
This fic is the first in the Xenoethnography series and I cannot even express how much I love each one of the stories just, wow. Stunning. The main character is a human anthropologist (an OC I have come to love) and just, unf. Worldbuilding! There's a huge focus on language that is fascinating and detailed and nuanced and just, wow. Wow! here have the summary of the fic, it gives a good idea.
"It also didnāt help that the average glyph message was only three characters long, used no articles or prepositions, and usually had no verbs. What was the proper response to:: Curiosity; Sensation of great speed? Was it a question? A comparison? Ā Why, after a brief visit by National Security Director Mearing, did four different āBots send:: Emphasis; overlapping? Why was a particularly bad joke by Bulkhead derided as ::Undercharged when there were actual glyphs for Not funny and Humor fail? How did any of that work?"
the ways of the stars undoneĀ byĀ oriflammeĀ @sunderedstar
IDW, Starscream/Wheeljack, Starscream/Windblade
Rated T
The intricate, emotionally satisfying plot we all wish IDW had given us! It's an AU continuation of TAAO and it's focused on Starscream and Windblade, primarily, though there are a few other POV characters. This is a plot featuring Unicron that canon should have had. The ending is so unspeakably satisfying, the way its plotted just really gives you a kick at the end, but it also makes sense, like the conclusion ought to have been obvious all along. Also featuring the tag "Give Starscream Emotional Support Round 3: This Time It's Personal" which, yes. Just yes. The sequels are gorgeously plotted works in their own right, and similarly offer intense, if only this were canon satisfaction. This fic and the later ones also play a lot with the Titans and the Primes in delightful ways.
Prima's BlessingĀ byĀ white_aster
G1, MegOP, Everyone/Everyone
Rating: Explicit
I was almost going to rec this tomorrow (unofficial NSFW day) but it's really stuck in my mind for the worldbuilding aspects so it's going up here. The premise is basically, the Prime and his Lord High Protector used to have the duty of holding certainĀ orgiesĀ sacred festivals during the Cybertronian calendar. The Matrix tells Optimus that he needs to do this again. And he has to invite the Decepticons. The smut is really, really something, and I absolutely recommend that, but I really like how this leans in on the concept of 'the Transformers have a canonical deity' because that has a ton of unexplored potential. How Primus interacts with OP through the Matrix, how Primus interacts with Megatron and his role and motivations, the way that coding plays into both things, all the sub-pairings that get explored as the fic goes on... It's wonderful.
From the summary:Ā ā(Spoilers through LL 23.) Information creep is an unnatural mnemosurgical plague, a curse placed on all born on Cybertron. It stands to reason that mechs who are not BORN, but BUILT, might just be exempt. An exploration of the implications, and the interrelations between those who remember everything, and those who only think they do.ā
This fic. THIS FIC. This is some of the best worldbuilding Iāve read. The writing, the structure, the characterization and character exploration, the relationships, the details, just... read it. Full rec here!
āBut Prowl finally speaks again. His voice rough, he asks, "How do you live with it?ā
āBy reminding myself that everyone else is losing their minds, too.ā
Prowl starts laughing, almost inaudibly, shoulders shakingāand it takes Fort Max a moment to realize that he might actually be sobbing.
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Transformers Iacon Literature Fest 2019 Day 7: Your Choice!
Itās that time again! Time to share your favourite Transformers fanfics!
A caveat - I only picked fics that are completed. While I have a lot of excellent fics in my subscriptions on AO3, I am only posting ones that are done, for that instant gratification rush. :)
Also - if you know a Tumblr handle for the authors Iām missing, please let me know so I can tag them!
My choice! Woohoo!
True Colors by @ladydragon76
After crashing on an alien planet, Bluestreak and Dragstrip need to work together to get back to Earth.
A/N:Ā I got a little tired of fandom personifying Bluestreak as a woobie. Heās a sniper, an elite, the best the Autobotās have. Stands to reason that heād be a capable of pulling on his big bot panties, and getting himself through a crisis situation.
Todayās selection is an older story, but I love it. I had to include the authorās note in the summary because it helps explain why I love this fic so much: Bluestreak putting on his big bot panties. XD
Itās no secret that I love Bluestreak, but I love him more as a competent fighter, a solider, someone who knows what needs to be done and then goes out to do it. Yes, heās friendly and chatty and all that, but heās also a force to be reckoned with to be sure. This story has that all in spades.
The Long Walk Home by @doomspoon888
Megatron and Starscream are thought dead and left behind on a distant battlefield. With Starscream's wings damaged and comm systems down, they've no choice but to make their way back on foot. From east to west coast.
Even with legs as long as theirs, it's going to take a while.
(Lemony near the end.)
I love this fic. Itās a slow burn, which is totally my jam. Itās also a classic enemies-to-friends-to-lovers trope, combined with a dash ofĀ ātrapped togetherā although they arenāt trapped so much as forced to depend on one another.
If MegaStar interests you in the least, do yourself a favour and check this story out.
This fic... this fic.... my heart. Drift and Rodimus during LL8&9, on the other side of Troja Major. Some really important thoughts and conversations about how Drift feels about returning to the Lost Light and how the two of them feel about reuniting, about Drift and Rodimusās relationship and how it has been and how it changes as the two of them have grown. Wonderful story, spot on characterization, really excellent driftrod. I have so many feels about how this fic deals with trust and with being willing to rely on other people. Full rec here!
Transformers Iacon Literature Fest: day 6, long fic
This is another one where I could probably rec half my bookmarks and all my subscriptions. Wonāt do that. Instead, have three stories I keep coming back to:
Marry me by @dracoqueen22. Swerve/Ultra Magnus. Rodimus gets himself into trouble, and the only one who can save him is... Swerve? A fake relationship with real implications and even more real emotions. This fic sold me on this pairing.
Natural remedies by @grayseeker. Knock Out/Insecticons. This fic is heavy on the lemons, with a lot of buggy goodness, Knock Out being himself, and a heap of bug worldbuilding alongside. Itās not complete yet, but itās active.
Project reset: the prequel by @playswithworms. Who doesnāt need a First Aid Bayverse fix it-fic where Barricade is redeemed? This is gorgeous, has all the feels, and seriously lay the grounds for my love of the Protectobots. Itās beautiful.