#tfc funny

Post College and the Foxes are all playing for different teams and Andrew and Neil live in an apartment together. And one day Kevin comes to stay after a game in whichever city Neil has decided to drag Andrew to live in And he is sleeping on the sofa cos he really, really does not want to know what Andrew and Neil get up to in the bedroom. But the walls of the apartment are really super duper thin And Kevin snores Really super duper loud. It's amazing Thea hasn't killed him yet And Andrew is lying in bed WIDE AWAKE with his eyes wide and they're actually twitching And Neil is rubbing a hand on round the back of his beck but Andrew can't sleep and he doesn't have to protect Kevin anymore So he gets out of bed and grabs a pillow And Neil is watching through sleepy eyes like the fuck is this boy doing Andrew takes his pillow into the living room and stares at Kevin, still snoring loudly "Andrew? What are you doing?" Neil calls from the bed "I'm going to smother him." "Oh. Okay." Neil nods as if that's just completely normal and closes his eyes And then Kevin's snoring stops and Neil kind of realises that shit Andrew no And he runs out of the room to see Andrew sat in top of the pillow on top of Kevin's face looking extremely relaxed "Andrew, get off." "I stopped him snoring." Andrew sounds like a small child. So Neil just strides forwards and folds his arms in front of Andrew. They stare at each other for a while until Andrew relents and gets off Kevin wakes up gasping and stares between Neil and Andrew "You nearly fucking killed me!" He half hisses half whispers in outrage. Andrew just shrugs "You snore." Is all the explanation Andrew gives and then walks back to the bedroom to go to sleep Neil kind of opens and closes his mouth like a goldfish and points from the bedroom to Kevin and back again for a while until he just does this nod bounce kind of thing and follows Andrew to the bedroom with his head ducked and closes the door behind him Kevin just sits. And sits. And then mutters "I am never staying here again." Kevin does not see the smug grin on Andrew's face in the bedroom. But Neil does. And Neil just glares and rolls over to go back to sleep Because @asquareinverona is very inspirational and wonderful and helpful and she doesn't like snoring

So I’ve been watching musicals And I totally feel like If TFC were a musical Andrew would be the one to break the fourth wall and constantly question why everyone is singing Like Legitimately Nicky starts up with some upbeat song about him and Erik and how love can span oceans or some shit And Dan and Matt join in And it’s at a practice And Andrew is in goal and is just like The fuck is happening here So he grabs a ball And he aims it To ricochet and hit all three of them in the head And all the Foxes just turn to stare at him ‘Practice!’ He yells But no one moves So he bangs his racquet against the goal post 'No more singing’ And suddenly everyone is this flurry of movement And practice resumes And Kevin is really smug on the court that it’s Andrew who is yelling at everyone to practice No one has a musical moment in front of Andrew again