#tf ftf

call it blackstar, call it painstar, the same thing happens when you touch it

“Aw... who’s my bad cop?” “Don’t you fragging touch me.”

Good cop x Bad cop 

Starscream: Good work back there, Commander! I knew you’d be able to succeed and not be torn apart by an angry cement mixer. I even started to back away mid-fight to give you room. In case you thought I was running off. We’re a team after all!

Bonecrusher: Starscream! You absolute monster!

Starscream: Oh what is it now and also the Commander did it. Probably.

Bonecrusher: Most of the Constructicons have been devoured. It’s just me and Mixmaster now. At best that’s an arm and a leg. What can we do with that?

Starscream: …hop and wave?

Bonecrusher: RAAARRGHHH!

(fighting)

Bonecrusher: Your Sharkticons have devoured every scrap of Energon, every Energy Absorber, and are turning on us!

Starscream: They are proactive forces of destruction. It’s not like they have an off-switch.

Bonecrusher: Megatron says that they won’t fight without a leader. If we blast you from the surface of this world we may save everyone.

Starscream: Of course he wants me dead! I keep trying to kill him. I lead the Decepticons now and you’ll follow my commands.

Bonecrusher: Not while Megatron’s Spark still lights. I’m gonna rip you apart so you know what it feels like to lose your buddies and your body.

Starscream: Well then I know where we’re headed once the Commander deals with you.

Bonecrusher: To put my buddies back together because I convinced you you’re wrong?

Starscream: Knock, knock. Any starving former dictators of Decepticons home?

Megatron: Ah, the Shark Leader. The cause of the great famine. My pathetic lieutenant returns.

Starscream: I see my new reputation precedes me. And how are you holding up in these trying times, Megatron?

Megatron: Since you have caused a depletion of resources and a scattering of our kind, I have come to seek new sources of Energon.

Starscream: Working hard? Mining it yourself? Redistribution of stockpiled wealth amongst those who need it?

Megatron: Like your Sharkticons, I eat when I please. I strip Energon from any waste of scrap unfortunate enough to cross my path and devour their very circuits.

Starscream: Making our former friends into lunch-boxes was my next guess.

(fighting)

Starscream: So that’s the endgame of your great leadership? Keep your lackies around as an Energon buffet? You know you are what you eat.

Megatron: If that is the case, then I am about to become a backstabbing, screeching, worm of a Decepticon.

Starscream: Huh… you’re going to eat yourself? A noble sacrifice, great Megatron.

Megatron: There is no bottom to the depth at which I loathe you, Starscream.

Starscream: How it pains me to hear this. I am heartbroken and inconsolable. I shall just have to find joy in watching the Commander smash you!

... It’s not my fault if I ship them okay?!

That stupid game TF FTF on the phone I got that made me ship these two cops.