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We make it to the Marion Castle Town

Shit is fucked, Bandore troops everywhere

Weapon shop got all their lethal items confiscated

Apparently the garbage left is still an upgrade for my team

Hear rumors about a hero of Marion that is stronger than 10 men

See this dude bust out of a house and fight 8 Bandore Soldiers and win

He runs off towards the graveyard

Follow him down a secret passage and he confronts us

Sees we are just a bunch of teenagers with play swords from some local hick town and tells us his plan to rescue the Prince

Prince is gonna get his head chopped off if we don't go get him out of jail

Samson (the hero) lets us tag along because why not, and we sneak into the castle

Apparently nobody guards the giant hole in the wall and we get in no problem

Find the Prince right away but need a key to open his cell

Go watch Samson beat the shit out of some Bandore soldiers and bust the Prince out

This dude is hitting for 35 damage while we hit for 8 - game gonna be ez from here on out

Casually walking out of the dungeon when some purple bitch named Ramue shows up and throws cursed scarves at Samson

His Strength stat is 50 but his int is 2, so he falls for her distraction and gets hit by the second curse

This motherfucker cant do anything now, he crits for 3 damage and just stands there wheezing for half his turns

Ramue thinks it'll be funny to watch the Hero of Marion limp across the world begging for help so she lets us go with the Prince

Prince Edward says his aunt over in Zalagoon is a Queen and could help us

Samson says we should split up, fine with me i don't need your 2 damage axe swings