MASS TEXT || FRAN to EVERYONE
Fran: Check Yogi's instagram.
[ after a minute or so, the responses start rolling in ]
Judes: WHAT WHY AM I NOT RECEIVING A PHONE CALL
Judes: THIS IS MY FIRST GRAND BABY I THINK AT THE VERY LEAST I DESERVE A CALL.
Hiram: If not Judy, surely I should have been on that short list! This is our only baby girl we're talking about here!
Hiram: Do you think they're having complications?
Shelby: Can we discuss the actual issue here - baby's coming and we're on the wrong coast. I'm already checking flights but it looks like us New Yorkers won't be able to make it out until mid afternoon at the earliest. Do we really think something's happened? Has anyone talked to Quinn lately?
Fran: How cool is it that Boo's birthday is going to be April 1.
Russell: She was at work earlier and texted to say Santana and her girlfriend landed.
Judes: SANTANA'S THERE BUT WE'RE NOT?
Judes: AND THEY ARE NOT NAMING RUSSELL JR ABLE.
Russell: Abe is kind of cute, though.
Lee: Do not encourage him.
Judes: I'M GOING TO MISS IT!
Judes: WE'RE GOING TO MISS IT!
Fran: Mom. Is your capslock stuck?
Judes: FRANCESCA THIS IS NO TIME FOR YOUR SASS!
Shelby: So.. are we going to ignore the flight situation or?..
Quinn: Personally I love Frannie's sass.
Shelby: Quinn, I'm so sorry we're not all there to support
Shelby: Honey do you really think you should be using your phone when you're in labour?
Quinn: Rach...would you like to do the honors?
Rachel: We love you. We love you all so much, and your concern has been truly humbling…. and really funny. APRIL FOOLS!
[ short, though it seems long, span of one minute where no texts are exchanged ]
Russell: Rachel honey, my wife says she's packing her suitcase now just so that she can fly out tomorrow to you strangle you.
Rachel: It's a … Berry time honoured tradition?
Fran: This is what you get for letting her touch your Tonys, Yogi. She's absorbed the dramatics from you.
Leroy: Maybe not the timing, baby girl.
Shelby: Well. I'll stop holding these tickets on my card then...
Quinn: But really. I hit my 37th week on Thursday, so it could be anytime, and we'd love to have you all out here sooner rather than later. We have all the space needed and it would just be nice to have some quality family time before the little one arrives.
Judes: I demand a hint for what name you've decided to give him after everything you just put us through.
Rachel: It is technically Jewish, and I think you'll all be very pleased with what we've decided on. Details when all parties arrive. Hopefully with hugs. I wouldn't cancel those tickets just yet. We love you all.
