lately i've been watching a lot of this youtube channel for some reason and i think it is exactly what russ would get up to post-multiverse. just buying the cheapest shitbox cars he can find and giving them silly names while doing Some Bullshit to make them just borderline street legal
he'd take stretch for a test ride Once with a pretense of "yeah i'm preeeeetty sure that seatbelt still works" and that car would have brand new claw marks etched into it forever














