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Annie: So I have some news that I think you’ll be excited about.

Sage: Okay, so like, I know you're not super big on the idea of being a famous musician and stuff because of like, You Know Who and all his like leaving because of videos and stuff so I've never told you before, but HEARING THANK U NEXT MADE ME FEEL LIKE I HAD TO TELL YOU THAT LIKE i've totes imagined you me and Iz being like, an awesomesauce girl band before. Like, how hot would we look and like, okay on our own we don't have enough boys to like name drop drag like Ari did but together we could come up with ones to like, drag together in one mega song someday and idk isn't it kind of cool to like, at least imagine a little?

Sage: Okay, so like, Izzie still doesn't have a date for Valentine's Day and that's totes a tragedy. What are we going to do to fix that???

Annie: Sorry to drop news on you like that.

Sage: Do you know like, any super affordable but not gross hotels near your house that me and Iz could stay in for your mom's wedding? Because like, I don't really have a loft of money but I can't get bed bugs or something, I have to look really cute in selfies so I can send them to Wayland and make sure he doesn't forget me while I'm away and decide to go to the sex not-cave with Vivi!

Sage: Do you think if I like, brought back Pumpkin Spice Lattes at Sirenbucks for a week even though it's spring, I could get enough votes to win prom queen?

Lottie: Hey you are never going to believe what happened tonight.

Lottie: So I just met Ella...