Feb 2, 2018
Text ✉ Puckerbros
Jake: Are you out of your freaking mind?!
Jake: You wanna tell me what the hell you're doing?
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Text ✉ Puckerbros
Jake: Are you out of your freaking mind?!
Jake: You wanna tell me what the hell you're doing?
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[text] Don’t punch anyone, talk to me instead.
[text] But it’s soooo hard
[text] Whenever some of these mouth breathers say something, I just have the strongest urge to hit them
[text] You of all people should understand where I’m coming from
[a pause]
[text] But if you’re really interested in this whole talking thing, it’d be way cool if you got detention for tomorrow after school.
[text] I’m only saying it because I care about you.
[text] I know man it’s just…you really suck a sugarcoating things.
[text] I hate saying this almost as much as you love hearing it, but you’re right.
[text] So should I just come right out and apologize or try to ease into it with a gift?
Group Text || Pretty Eyes and Puckermans
Mercy: Hey guys, are any of you off tomorrow by chance? I was thinking about going to an open mic night somewhere, and wondered if you guys would want to come with?
Text || Noah
puckersaurusrex You want a bottle really?
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TEXTS ✉ SANTANA ⇄ PUCK
Santana: Look, I don't care if your bro-feelings aren't up to it right now, because you're in the mood with me.
Santana: We're getting drunk on Friday, no excuses.
Text || BJS
puckersaurusrex:
[Text]: You’re gonna put on fucking clothes when you come over? Lmao. Or you two gonna be ass naked? I mean, I won’t be mad. Your wife’s fucking hot. And eh I’d fuck you. So you’d be good. Bullshit. All’s I gotta do is wait it out. I’ll get that invite one day. Get hit up with that red light special from the horny married folks. I’m a patient dude when I gotta be. Alright cool.
[Text]: Oh I’m gonna get some liquor. Ran out a few weeks back. Want me to be a good bro and get you some shit?
Are clothes a requirement? She is, aint she? Um...we’ve talked about this. You’re not willing to do it on my terms so you’ll never get a piece of Alden Michaels sexy ass doctor and general rude ass mother fucker. You’re gonna be waiting a long as time though, dude.
I really should say no, but yes. Bring me back whatever. You know the shit I like.
[Text] Bro! Think you can un-superglue from Blondie's sexy ass tomorrow night for the Mayweather Pacquiao fight? Your only choices are yeah and hells yeah. Or you two can invite the Puckersaurus over and I won't be mad ;)
[Text] I don’t have to un-superglue, she’s coming with me. So…still yes and yes. We’ll be there. Dude. You’re never getting invited over for that. That’s a dream that’s never coming true. But we’ll be there!