#temperantia

@deathstar-the-starscream-clone

Reminder, the premise is “would a normie think it’s weird to find them attractive?” (Would they have to “hear me out?”) NOT “smash-or-pass”

Warning: The following post contains dismemberment of angels, torture of angels, spiders, decapitation, extreme violence against Auditios and heavy scenes of Sapientia's suffering. It is not recommended for people who are on the side of angels (or are an angel). 👁️👁️

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1 - He already suffers in his first appearance and is even attacked by his "ally", making the guy fall into the seas.

2 - He can't even finish his speech and gets choked up on the antenna.

3 - Bayonetta summons "Phantasmaraneae" and is a giant spider. However, Sapientia seems to have some kind of "arachnophobia", because he even grunts when he sees her.

4 - Unfortunately, Bayonetta forces Sapientia towards his greatest fear and is punched when he tries to resist. However, that's not all, when he gets close to the Spider, the Spider breaks parts of his face and makes him lose the horns on his jaw, poor guy.

5 - And if that wasn't enough, Bayonetta rips poor Sapientia's wings off. Seriously, what's the deal with Cereza dismembering the Auditios? She rips off Fortitudo's dragon heads, rips off Temperantia's arms, cuts off Iustitia's "tongues" and rips off Sapientia's wings.

6 - In the last part of the fight, Bayonetta traps Sapientia in a giant spider web, has the guy devoured and cut in half by small spiders, causing the bastard to explode.

7 - Sapientia is still "alive", but he only has his head now and Bayonetta even broke his damn jaw. Let the guy use his jaw, come on. Oh, and he gets sent to Inferno afterwards, because "one Hell" just isn't enough for the guy.

8 - However, that's not the end of Sapientia's suffering yet, because you still find a weaker version of him ("Green Sapientia" or "Prudence"). However, that's not enough for Bayonetta to feel sorry for him and the idiot is impaled alive because of her. The guy still explodes, leave him alone, for Jubileus' sake.

9 - Incredibly, he still suffers in Bayonetta 2 and the other Auditios gave Rosa and Cereza more work, because when Sapientia appears in the battle, Rosa already punches the guy and makes him be dragged to the ground.

10 - To end Sapientia's suffering, he is held against his will by Rosa, takes a beating from Cereza and is even thrown into an angelic ship, making the guy explode, again.

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As you can see, Sapientia is perhaps the Auditio that suffered the most among the other Auditios, because at least... the other Auditios still had body parts intact. Even in the past, Sapientia cannot be left alone and it still explodes at the end.

Sorry if my english sounds weird, it's just that english is not my main language.

Sapientia: Come on Fortitudo, spending more isn’t going to bring the profit margins down.

Temperantia: Sapientia is right, a little extra spending isn’t going to do anything.

Fortitudo: You’re one to talk Temperantia, how many paid vacations have you given yourself in the past year?

Temperantia, slamming a fist down on a huge table: That is none of your business!

Blog Layout: "Angels of Paradiso" aesthetic, featuring Temperantia and the Lumen Sage halo

Bayonetta MGR Crossover: Fortitudo and Temperantia

Given that Platinum Games recycles the same character archetypes for all their games, it’s pretty easy to redesign Bayonetta angels as Metal Gear Rising cyborgs just by shuffling existing design elements around. Executing these redesigns is the issue and I finally smashed this image out half a year after I said I would.

As a grizzled and scarred old military man in a stupidly revealing outfit trying to enact the will of his dead commander while lacking the insight to truly understand her goals, while coping with being useless and persecuted in a world that no longer needs soldiers like him, Fortitudo is as Metal Gear as it’s possible to be. 

Aside from a few bomb threats and assassination attempts in the office building he works at, Temperantia has rarely been in a life-threatening combat situation, let alone a real war. Although he has the physical strength and GPS targeting satellite access to throw cars at people 3 kilometers away, he mostly spends his time managing HR complaints and organising his vast collection of enamel pins.