The Legend of Zelda fandom should be full of yuri because how tf do straight women exist in a world where the female cast looks like this
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The Legend of Zelda fandom should be full of yuri because how tf do straight women exist in a world where the female cast looks like this

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Hi Felix! How are you? Can I ask you to draw Telma from Zelda TP? I drew her yesterday, and I looooove her so much! I think she would look soooooo good in your style! Thatâs all, haha! Also, I love everything you do đ€©
I can always try! Iâm doing fine thanks for asking ^_^ and for the ask
if i may ask, for febuwump if u donât mind, day 15 twilight asking âwho did this to youâ to a whumped legend? and then protective big brother mode activate
Oh boy, I had SO many ideas for this one! Apologies for it being (checks wrist only to realize I'm not wearing a watch) late? By....time? Anyways, here's some brotherly bonding! (And copious amounts of Twilight having friends because I can!)
Rating: Teen
Wordcount: 5,792
Summary: Being a big brotehr is stressful, and sometimes, Twilight just needs a break to go and be a person. When one of his brothers needs him most though, he's willing to drop everything. Although, in the end, it's not all bad.
(Warnings: References to alcohol and social drinking)
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As a rule, Twilight loves his little brothers.Â
No matter who it is or what theyâve done, or even how much they might drive him up the wall on any given day, he loves them all the same and will always be there for them. Still, heâs only a man. Sometimes, as much as he loves those who heâs found as family, he also wants to get away for a bit and be not just a big brother, but more.Â
At Telmaâs, heâs the hero, but heâs also the country boy who doesnât know the city well yet. Heâs the daredevil, because they've never met Wild or Warriors and they donât know how much worse it really could be. To his friends, heâs the wild one, and for once, heâs not responsible for watching out for any of them. In fact, if he didnât know any better, heâd guess they all feel the need to keep an eye on him. Ashei definitely does, all things considered, and Auru likely does as well. Considering heâs the youngest of the group though, son to one and young enough to be the child or grandchild of two others, it makes sense.Â
So, naturally, after a long day on the road with the other heroes, one where Wild has been not quite a pain in his ass but definitely a challenge, no one can blame him from wanting to get away from the champion a bit.Â
âItâs not that I donât love the kid,â he tells the others, âBut Ordoniaâs Horns, does he try my patience some days.âÂ
âWhat did he do?â Asheiâs dark stare flicks over him, lips twitching in what, for her, is a greatly amused smile. âClimb up a freezing mountain without proper gear and nearly get killed?âÂ
His tankard hits the table harder than is really necessary, and heâs definitely not pouting as he stares back at her. âYouâre never gonna let that go, are you?âÂ
She just blinks at him, face unchanging.Â
Twilight sighs, running his free hand over his face and shaking his head at the same time. âNo. Heâs a smart kid, amazing at survival anâ heâd never make that kind of mistake. Well, not now.â Brows raise, but he quickly explains. âIâm sure near the start of his adventure he had to learn somehow, but as young as he is, heâs pretty exceptional in all things survival.âÂ
The familiar clucking of Shadâs tongue announces the arrival of the scholar, who drops without a care into the free seat beside him, smile loose and, to anyone else, haughty. Twilight knows that smile though, knows it means mischief, and heâs not wrong. âAnd yet we got stuck with you, when we could have had someone so capable!âÂ
Maybe, in the earlier days, he would have smacked the other for those words. In the early days he certainly would have wanted to, and he would have meant it too. Now, the urge to jostle him like he does with Warriors when the other teases him is still very much there, but he resists it. Shad may be close in height to the captain, but heâs not accustomed to taking blows, and a smack from the ranch hand may or may not actually leave him still sitting in his chair. Â
Instead, he settles for knocking his boot against the manâs ankles, staring at him pointedly. âYeah, Iâd love to see him launch yer skinny ass up to the sky islands. Donât know if youâd survive the trip though.âÂ
âBut heâs a hero, saved a princess didnât he? You expect me to believe he doesnât know how to handle other living people?âÂ
He snorts. His understanding of the younger hero is filtered through uncanny dreams that, apparently, show him things that actually happen between them in the future, in the cubâs era, but even if he doesnât hold them as memories of his own (not quite yet) he does know how Wild treats his princess. âI once saw him push his princess down a mountain, so...âÂ
âWhat?â Auru stares at him, and Twilight is abruptly reminded that their present company is not just people his own age who the shock factor works on, but also elders who might actually experience heart failure at some of the stories he could tell about his cub. âShe was standinâ on a shield anâ they were doinâ this thing called shield surfinâ. Worst she got was a face fulla snow when she skidded into a bank.â Somehow that doesnât assure the elder very much. âShe was laughinâ when we got her out, and she pushed herself down the next time.â He adds, watching Auru relax at least slightly at the words.Â
âWell then, itâs clear they were doing it in good fun,â Shad answers. âHe doesnât sound so bad.âÂ
âAre you a princess?â He teases back. âGee, Shad, I must have missed the tiara! Where you been keepinâ it?âÂ
Unlike himself, Shad takes no issue with smacking him for his jesting. Unfortunately for the scholar though, he can take a hit, and at worst it just feels like a slight stinging from the impact. Shad, on the other hand, cradles his hand like itâs been broken.Â
Ashei shakes her head at the man, sipping from her tankard with a sigh. âYou really should know better by now.âÂ
âI forget!âÂ
âYou forget heâs a wall of muscle when youâre looking right at him?â Telma teases, waltzing over with a drink for Shad and offering a warm smile to all of them.Â
Twilight takes the opportunity to flip the glasses of his friendâs nose. âYou need a better pair of these if youâre that blind.âÂ
Shad squawks, fumbling for the fallen spectacles. It takes a moment, and his flailing almost ends up with them falling in his drink, but Ashei catches them neatly and offers them back. It's only when they're on the scholarâs face again that he turns to Twilight, huffing. âWhy must you do that?âÂ
âBecause I can.âÂ
And this is just what he means. Heâs not the elder sibling here, heâs not in charge, heâs not the reliable one. To these people, heâs the young pup who beat Ganon, the country bumpkin up from Ordon who sees the city as a wonder and a giant. Heâs just Link.Â
Not that he resents his brothers for needing him. No, heâs glad to have a place and to know whatâs expected of him, to be able to do something for them. Still, sometimes he doesnât want to be the level-headed, well-behaved example for the younger ones to emulate. Sometimes, he wants to be as crazy as his protege. The problem is, he canât do that with them watching, he canât when doing so jeopardizes the trust Time has in him to help keep the younger ones in line and out of danger from their own crazy exploits.Â
Here, he can be a bit crazy. Here, he can let loose. Here, no one can see him being a wild young man in his twenties. So, he enjoys it. He laughs and he teases and he and Shad go back and forth for the next hour or so with jabs and jests that have the others all rolling their eyes or sighing at them, stares heavy but not nearly as cold as they might appear to a onlooker.Â
Itâs a good night all told. By the time theyâre all getting up to leave, Auruâs already gone home, and Telmaâs getting a start on cleaning up the bar for closing. Shadâs had a bit too much, although not enough to leave him a babbling mess, just a tired one, and Twilight and Ashei are left to shoulder the scholar and haul him back to his own home.Â
âI could haul him myself.â Â
âI donât doubt it,â Ashei hums from where she has Shadâs other arm around her shoulders, âbut weâd never hear the end of it if he found out you princess carried him down the street like a maiden.âÂ
He sniffs. âIf his prideâs that sensâtive, thatâs his fault.âÂ
Her lips twitch into a little half smile. For Ashei, thatâs the equivalent of a cackle. âItâs bad enough being seen with a country boy who could crush him, being treated like a woman as well hardly helps his masculinity.âÂ
âAgain,â he chuckles, maybe slightly tipsy himself, âainât my fault heâs fragile.âÂ
Dark eyes slide to stare at him, but his friend says nothing ore on the matter. There's not much more time to say anything either, since Shad lives relatively close to the bar anyways, so getting him home is hardly a lengthily journey. Getting into his place to drop him off is a bit of a mess, as Twilight does have to support the scholar long enough for Ashei to pat him down for his keys, but once sheâs got them and unlocked the door, he does take the chance to sweep the smaller man up in his rms and carry him through the door, even as the swordswoman watches while shaking her head. Â
Once Shadâs laid in his bed, shoes off and tie loosened only because Ashei is a dear and not because of any kindness on Twilightâs part, they step back out into teh street together, pulling the once more locked door closed after them.Â
âHeâs going to be pissed.âÂ
He chuckles. âHe can live with it.âÂ
A gauntleted arm nudges against his, protected against impact unlike the scholarâs hand, and much stronger too. âYou say that because youâll be gone by morning and donât have to deal with it.âÂ
âYou could be too,â he reminds her, âheâd never dare follow you up into the mountains.âÂ
This time, the rough nudge actually makes him stumble. Maybe he is tipsy. Heâs about to protest at teh rough treatment, or tease, heâs not sure exactly what it is thatâs on his lips because it slips away in an instant when a soft noise, a familiar sound that is his utter weakness, sounds on the flagstones of the alley not far from him. Â
Ashei must see his ears prick up, face turning towards the sound, and she already knows, because one perfect brow raises with all the grace and authority of the captain. âCat?âÂ
His moving feet are his only answer.Â
She sighs. âDo you have to pet every one of those things that you see?âÂ
âYes.âÂ
Despite her protests, she trails after him, watching as he peers around the alley, crouching low to find the fluffy creature. âI donât understand why you like them so much. Arenât you a wolf? Shouldnât you prefer a dogâs company?âÂ
âI can enjoy both!âÂ
Ashei sniffs. âDogs are better.â Â
He turns to her, affronted and maybe, slightly offended. âThey are not!âÂ
âYou turn into a dog,â the words are flat, âshouldnât you take that as a compliment?âÂ
âIâm not a dog,â he sniffs, âI turn into a wolf, and Iâm still me under the fur, so itâs different anyways. Most dogs donât act like that.âÂ
âYou chase your tail.âÂ
âI had to learn to blend in so people wouldnât suspect anything!âÂ
He doesnât deign to meet the look thatâs fixed on him, but he knows precisely what it is: brows raised, chin lowered, eyes flat and simply waiting for him to cave and admit sheâs right. Uli pulls the same face on Rusl when he says something dumb, and heâs seen Telma do it too. Heâd say itâs a woman thing, but heâs pretty sure heâs seen Warriors do it too, and Four as well, so saying that would be a very good way to get his ass kicked. Shad might be unable to do much damage, but Warriors can and has thrown his ass across the camp, and could probably do it again.Â
Instead of saying anything, he keeps his eyes open, ears flickering about to catch any further hint of where the critter in the alley is hiding he thinks itâs a cat, but it was a muffled and very brief sound to begin with, so all he knows for sure is that itâs something small with paws. Crouching low and clucking his tongue softly usually draws them out, but this time there are no such results. Heâs almost about to give up and accept that the sweet little thing had maybe slipped away already when Asheiâs hand catches his shoulder suddenly, grip firm.Â
âWhat-âÂ
âLook,â her other hand points down at the flagstones underfoot, âblood.âÂ
Playfulness and excitement bleed away to a firmness he usually only takes on in battle, and he turns his attention to the spattering on the stone rather than the slight shuffling heâd thought before, although he doesnât dismiss the noise either. âFresh too.âÂ
Dark eyes meet his own, a silent question.Â
Usually, heâs against using his crystal in public spaces, but itâs late eough at night, and in a seedy enough part of town that he doubts anyoneâs lingering around the area to see, and if they are, theyâre no good anyways. He shifts, fur and claws taking over in a now familiar twisting and aching. It doesn;t hurt anymore, no more than like stretching an unused muscle, and it only takes a moment to settle into the wolfâs body thatâs as much his by this point as the hylian one he prefers.Â
âIâll follow you.â Ashei tells him, hand drifting to her hip and the sword hanging there. Â
Sheâs ready for trouble, and he is too as he sets his nose to the ground and tries to follow the trail that is invisible to human eyes, but clear as day to him as it winds and twists around the small space they linger in. Whatever left the trail isnât human, he knows that quickly. The scent trail springs off of walls and rubble in the streets in ways only the most skilled of fighters could achieve, and even then, likely not when injured. Itâs fresh still though, like he said, so itâs not as though it fades out quickly, and itâs only a few minutes before he finds itâs end amidst some fallen crates around the corner.Â
Something from within the pile of discarded containers shuffles, the same slipping of paws against stone, and rapid little breathes that sound in time with a pitter pattering heart.Â
He shifts back. Wolf form is easier to use to track things, especially when his head is slightly fuzzy from alcohol, but for small animals, itâs not always the most welcome sight. A hylian with kind hands and gentle eyes is easier to accept in his experience.Â
âHere?â Ashei asks, brows raised.Â
He nods. âNot human.âÂ
She relaxes. He doesnât. Animal death isnât anything she worries about; sheâs a warrior, a fighter, if the animals die, then they do. People are her priority. He, on the other hand, would prefer to avoid any unnecessary death if he can help it. Maybe itâs because he knows what itâs like to be on both sides of the matter, but unless strictly necessary, he doesnât care to be a witness to or cause of death. Â
Her hand slips from her sword and she stays back as he crouches low again, carefully shifting the crates and clucking softy. âHey there, little âun. You okay?âÂ
The air seems to go still for a moment, and somehow, he knows his voice has made the creature freeze, but a moment later, as he shifts the boxes, wary lest they suddenly shift and crush the little injured thing, it seems to settle again, and the softest little questioning âmrrrp?â sounds from within.Â
âItâs okay,â he soothes, voice lowering, a soft rumble that rolls gently off his tongue and through his throat. Usually, it works on most animals, unless they have bad experiences with men specifically. Here, it seems to have the preferred result, and the softest brush of paws on stone touches his ears as he moves another crate.Â
As the wood lifts away, he nearly drops it again at the sight that lies before him.Â
âWhatâs wrong?â Asheiâs hand is moving to her sword again, likely as a result of the tension thatâs jumped back into his shoulders, the way his ears have flicked back to press against his skull in horror.Â
He doesn't answer her. Instead heâs all but throwing the crate away and reaching into the space between splintered wood. The motions are maybe too sudden, he reminds himself belatedly, for handling an injured creature, and the flinch away from his touch drives the point home. His heart wrenches somewhat at the way long ears press back and little paws stutter against stone, violet eyes squeezing shut in a wince.Â
Two thoughts flicker in his head. How is Legend a rabbit, and what is he doing looking bleeding out in an alleyway as a rabbit?Â
âShhhh,â he tries to soothe, âitâs jist me, jist me, okay?â His eyes flicker over bloody pink fur to dark eyes that stare up at him, shining with a fear heâs never seen from the other before as a fluffy little chest rises and falls with breathes that would be dangerously fast for a hylian, but even for a small rodent are concerning.Â
Thereâs a lot of blood, and he means a lot.Â
âWho did this to you?â He canât help the soft sigh in teh words, the almost coo. Small animals are most definitely his weakness, and small injured animals, even if theyâre actually grouchy teenage boys, are definitely worse. His brother just looks so breakable and delicate, and the crimson matting fur together and staining the stone is just making his heart clench up even more as he reaches out.Â
From behind, Asheiâs feet pad softly over, wary, but knowing her, sheâd know he wouldnât address anything threatening in that sort of voice. Still, she does recoil slightly, shock briefly flashing across her face as he manages to get a hold on his brotherâs changed form, carefully lifting Legend up into his arms. âIs that a pink rabbit?â Her voice catches slightly, which is frankly impressive; sheâs usually never so expressive.Â
He nods, and while last time Legend had protested loudly at being picked up and handled like an actual rabbit, this time the animal form of his brotehr nestles down into his arms with a soft shudder, head resting on the crook of his arm even as wary eyes lift to stare at the swordswoman whoâs likewise fixed on him. Â
âWhat in Hyliaâs-âÂ
âHeâs hurt bad.âÂ
âItâs a rabbit in Castletown, are you shocked?â Reason seems to be slipping over to cover shock as she turns her eyes, flat once more, up to stare at him instead of the critter in his arms. âThereâs dozens of dogs in this neighborhood, and while most have probably ever seen a rabbit before, theyâre still hunters by nature.âÂ
The words twist in his gut. Not because he hadnât realized; heâs changes into a wolf, he knows what sorts of urges come with the canine form, and while he might laugh it off, thereâs still a part of him that, when in that form, lunges at the chance to chase small things, to get his teeth into them and shake them. Heâs more man than beast of course, so he doesnât really give into it unless heâs starving for food and a hunt is truly needed, but even then, thereâs still part of him that recoils at his own actions. Heâs been the one hunted before though, chased and tracked and lunged for by those whoâd rather use his pelt to warm their families then let him so much as walk past them in the street.Â
Still, as a wolf, heâs got teeth and claws to fight back, if he wanted to. The creature in his arms, his brother, doesnât have that option. Legend's teeth and claws can barely draw blood, and by the time heâd gotten close enough to even try, a dogâs teeth would already be snapping around him before he could do anything.Â
His arms tighten around the shivering form in his arms. In the back of his head, he can almost hear Uli, back when he was a kid still new to Ordon, still new to trees and animals and anything that wasnât sand and swords. He shouldn't scare little things, ever, sheâd told him. Sheâd been holding a rabbit in her arms, one sheâd somehow managed to catch while they were out having a picnic in the fields with him. Heâd been in wonder of the glossy fur and tiny paws, but moving too fast, too harsh, and it was hiding itâs head in her arms to avoid him. âTheyâre not made to handle scary things,â sheâd murmured to himself and an equally awed Colin, who was only three at the time. âtheir little hearts might explode if you scare them too much.âÂ
Itâs slightly an irrational fear, considering Legend isnât actually a rabbit, just transformed into one, but the words still ring in his head as he cradles the broken little body in his hold.Â
Asheiâs stare is blank as it turns back to his little charge, lips twitching downwards briefly. âYouâd be better off putting it out of its misery, Link. It canât survive here, and you canât take it with you.âÂ
The very idea makes his stomach, heart skipping up into his throat as he recoils from his friend, body shifting by instinct alone to shield his little brother from her cold stare and colder words. âNo!âÂ
âLink...âÂ
âHeâs not just a rabbit!âÂ
âHow much were you drinking?âÂ
The implication hurts a bit. He can hold his alcohol better than that, and he hadnât had very much at all. He knows better! He knows Sky would have words for him if he came back drunk, especially after the trouble theyâve been having with keeping certain heroes sober. âNo, Iâm serious! He's....â the words slip outr of his head for a moment as he turns his gaze down to dark eyes that are squeezed closed in pain. âHeâs...âÂ
âIâm not a rabbit.âÂ
Heâs never seen Asheiâs eyes widen that much in his life, nor her move so quickly, sword half drawn and feet scrabbling back in shock at the fact that rabbit in his arms just spoke.Â
âHeâs like me,â he tries, soothing one hand down blood matted fur, and realizing at the same time that he should probably do something about the damage done to the vet. Â
âA shifter?âÂ
âA hero,â he corrects, attention now on finding the source of the blood. âAnd yes, he transforms when exposed to dark magic.âÂ
âCan he turn back on his own?â She moves closer, apparently assured by his words, even though her eyes are still fixed on the pink rabbit that can talk, likely wondering how much more insane her night is going to get.Â
Twilight shakes his head. âNot without a source of light magic.âÂ
âBut you-âÂ
âI have control over the crystal, and practice. Heâs...different.âÂ
There, heâs found it, the source of the blood. His heart twists up more, somehow, when he identifies the familiar marks left by sharp teeth. It could be his own work if it was a size or two bigger, and that particular thought has his stomach lurching yet again. Thereâs more bites than one too, and one paw seems to have been crushed, hanging oddly and when he jostles it thereâs a bitten off cry of pain from his brotherâs altered form.Â
âHe doesnât look good.â Ashei states grimly, ow crouched at his side and staring intently at the injuries and violet eyes that squeeze closed as rapid little breathes shake the tiny body in his hold.Â
Sheâs right. âIs there some sorta animal doc âround here?âÂ
Raised brows. âWe arenât a country town, Link.âÂ
âBut even city folk have horses and shit, right?âÂ
Ashei frowns, gaze slipping free of his own. âHorses, yes, but smaller creatures-âÂ
âWhat about Agitha?âÂ
A flat look. âSheâs a child, and her interest is insects.âÂ
âSmall beings that she believes are magic,â he corrects, already shifting to his feet, cradling the fluffy form in his arms with all the care heâd use with Uliâs littlest. Legend doesnât protest the movements either, although that might just be because heâs in too much pain to do so. âA talking pink rabbit is going to make her night.âÂ
Following his lead, the swordswoman stands, dusting herself off with a little sigh. âItâs worth a shot, I suppose.âÂ
The path to the self-proclaimed princessâs house is a short one, which is the main cause of his choice to see her, that and, like he said, her love of small magical beings. A rabbit and a butterfly are very, very different, but heâs counting on the quirky nature of the girl to overrule that logic like it does with most things. Sure, putting his hopes on a twelve-year-old with questionable logic isnât maybe the best choice heâs made in his life, but considering he took the advice of a warrior killed in battle on how to beat Gannon, no one can exactly argue that his logic is sound either.Â
If anything, Agitha is awake, and when Ashei knocks at the door, it swings open quickly, revealing swinging pigtails and a bright smile thatâs just slightly off-putting. âAh, brave knight! Youâve returned!âÂ
The look Ashei levels him with could probably kill a lesser man.Â
The bug princess swings the door open wide, smile even wider as she cocks her head on one side. âWelcome! The Princess of Bigs is happy to let you enter her kingdom!âÂ
âThank you,â he bows his head slightly. The best course of action here is to play along. Heâs not sure why Agitha is like this, but going along with her game doesn't hurt anyone, even if it used to drive Midna crazy. Still, sheâs a kid, and heâs used to kids, good with them too. âI come seeking the princessâs help.âÂ
âA knight needing help from a princess? How queer!â She giggles into her hand, but then stops. Itâs like her whole person stalls for a moment, eyes falling on the bundle of pink in his arms. âOh my, whatâs this youâve brought here?âÂ
He exchanges a look with Ashei, and in return, she just stares.Â
âThis is an enchanted warrior,â he tells the girl, âheâs been cursed into this form, and injured badly. We thought, since you are princess of the creatures of the small kingdoms, that maybe you might be able to aid him, even if he isnât one of your subjects.âÂ
He can feel the groan building up from his companion, but she doesnât release it, thankfully. Agitha probably wouldnât notice if she had though, gliding forwards slowly with features pinched up into an honestly adorable pout. âOh, the poor, poor little warrior!â She coos. âYes, I am not princess of the mammal world, but I do not have a heart of stone. Here,â her arms are thrust out, open and waiting, âallow the Princess to help him!âÂ
Heâs more hesitant than heâd like when handing over the vetâs beaten form, but Agitha handles him with surprising care, shushing and cooing as she strokes back long ears, whisking around to head off deeper into the room. Twilight trails after, leaving Ashei at the door, as the woman does not appear to be at all interested in plunging further into the insect castle. Heâs cautious with where he puts his feet and keeps his distance, also wary of his surroundings. Meanwhile, Agitha lays the vetâs rabbit form on a tabletop and, with quick kiss to the brow that would be very ill advised considering the blood there, she darts off to grab something from one of the many nooks and crannies about the room.Â
Itâs honestly impressive, considering her age and the general doubts he has for her sanity, how efficient the insect princess handles the injuries presented to her. She shows little worry for the blood that gets on her dress and many accessories, humming softly to herself as she set bones with ease thatâs almost scary and binds up wounds with care that heâd almost mistake for the skill of an actual healer. Once sheâs done though, sheâs scooping up Legendâs little body and settling him back in Twilightâs arms, a smile on her face as she winks up at him, one finger pressed to her cheek with a coy little smileÂ
 âLucky for you, Mister Captain Hero taught me a thing or two on treating wounds! Heâs all fixed now! Make sure to let him rest and give him lots too eat, okay? And lots of pets!â She claps her now blood stained hands, smile still shining. âHeâs such a darling thing! He deserves all the pets in the world! Oh, I wish you could pet bugs, but thereâs so little of them to pet, and butterflies die if you pet them...âÂ
His smile is stilted, but he manages to bob his head in thanks all the same. âThank you, princess.âÂ
âOf course, brave knight,â heâs answered with a charming smile and a little curtsy, one that leaves bloody fingerprints on pink skirts. âIf ever you find another such wounded warrior of the magical world, do bring them here. Princess Agitha will take care of them!âÂ
Ashei hurries them out the door before âPrincess Agithaâ can say much more than that. Honestly, heâs thankful. Sheâs not a bd kid, but sheâs kind of off-putting if heâs being honest. Legendâs face buried in his arms indicates that he too finds the girl somewhat off-putting, even if he hadnât spoken at all since they alley.Â
âThat child is insane.â Ashei pronounces once theyâre safely away again.Â
Itâs strained, but he finds himself laughing slightly, hand dragging over long ears as he walks and resisting, strongly, the urge to rub his face into long fur. âYeah, probâbly.âÂ
A side glance is fixed on him, feet not stopping on the well known path back past the bar. âWill you be going back to your inn now?âÂ
He nods, glancing down to find Legend is staring up at him as well, gaze hazy from either pain or exhaustion, heâs not sure. âYeah. Itâs pretty late, anâ i still need to get him changed back before the others realize heâs missinâ.â And then, as an after thought, he adds, âI know the way back.âÂ
âYou had a bit to drink.âÂ
âAshei,â he laughs, strained, âno oneâs gonna try anything on swordsman wearing wolfâs pelt, not if they have an ounce of sense! âSides, itâs not far off.âÂ
Her stare is heavy.Â
âIâm fine. If anythinâ as the man here, I ought to be offerinâ to walk you home!âÂ
Weight is nothing in comparison to the sharpness in those eyes. âWatch it, Ordon.âÂ
âYes, miss.âÂ
She shakes her head, dark hair somehow not so much as swishing with the motion. âHave a good night.â And then sheâs heading off, not even bothering to wait around for his echo of her farewell and instead disappearing around a corner up ahead, pace faster than his own as he tries to keep steady and not jostle the brother in his hold. With her gone though, itâs just Legend and himself, violet eyes truned up to stare blearily up at him.Â
âWe are gonn talk about this later,â he warns, even as he sets off towards the inn again.Â
Legend shifts, ears flicking slightly in answer, but he doesnât talk. If anything, the rabbit in his arms curls in tighter, defensive. Â
âIâm not mad,â heâs quick to assure, foddling long ears gently, âbut you scared me there, vet.âÂ
Still no answer. He resigns himself to silence as his feet carry the two of them down the mostly quiet streets of Castletown and back to the inn, one hand still running through silky fur, careful not to catch on where itâs still matted with blood. Â
âHereâs hoping Sky doesnât have our heads for wakinâ him.â He sighs as they come to the door, and he has to stop his petting of pink fur to push it open. âHopefully the rest are also asleep, cuz I ainât got an answer for any of this.âÂ
The rabbit in his arms snorts, but th head thatâs been lolling into the crook of his arm raises to butt against him gently. It startles him.Â
So many years ago, Uli said that was how rabbits indicate affection, or ask for more pets. Good grief, how out of it is Legend: Mister-Don't-Touch-Me-I-Will-Bite-You? Thereâs no way to know though, but he doesn't look a gift bunny in the mouth, and heâs only too happy to continue his petting as he takes the stairs up to their room, nodding briefly to the wide eyed inn-keeper as he goes.Â
Tomorrow, he will have to ask Legend what happened. Tomorrow, he will have to adopt being a good, responsile big brotehr who gets to the bottom of things, but for tonight, heâs simply content to try and turn his brother back to a hylian, get a potion down his throat, and head to bed, leaving the adult stuff to future Twilight. Thatâs easy enough too. Sky has questions, but is too tired to slur through them, and while feeding the vet a potion is hard with the other slumping against him so heavily, but they manage. They manage and then heâs slumping himself back into the bed left open for him. He sort of expects Legend to slip away after, but belatedly, he realizes thatâs just impossible. Maybe it was the petting, since heâs been there and he gets how much it turns his muscles into jelly, but pink hair hits his chest the moment his back has settled into the mattress, and the hand that catches in the front of his tunic further cements that Legend isnât going anywhere.Â
Ah well, if Legendâs going to take up space in his bed, he reserves the right to keep running his hands through fluffy pink. If Legend doesnât tell him to stop, he wonât. The vet doesnât eitehr, just hums softly, curling in on himself and nestling into his side with a soft sigh that would almost, almost fool him into thinking his brother was still in his beast form.Â
Tomorrow will be interesting. Explaining the blood on their clothes, where theyâd been, and all else wonât be fun. But for tonight they can have a little more peace. The scare is over, and Twilightâs free for just a little bit more. And hey, the brief panic was worth it, especially considering heâs getting cuddles out of the deal!Â
Telma from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is a milf!






