#tehroserose

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Helen Cho/Thor (Marvel) Characters: Helen Cho (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Thor (Marvel) Additional Tags: Round Robin, Ice Skating, Avengers Family, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Matchmaking, First Kiss, Injury, Asgard, Background Relationships Summary:

What starts out as a charity event with reluctant participants turns into a matchmaking scheme gone weird and a very unplanned trip to Asgard.

 Participants: @rebelmeg, @lronhusbands, @dracusfyre, @polizwrites, @somesortofitalianroast, @darthbloodorange, @summerpipedream, @tehroserose, @fightingforcreativity, @dreaminglypeach

Title: Living in CrisesSummary: Tony and his family have moved to the moon. Too bad Christine doesn’t realize that means she’s not welcomeCreator: @tisfanFor: @marvelpolyshipbingoRating: TeenShip: Pepper/Rhodey/Tony/Steve/BuckyWarning: none

Christine Everhart had that look on her face,like Tony Stark had told her a particularly unpalatable truth and she wasn’tsure if she should believe him (because she didn’t want to) or call him a liar.

Except that shewas fairly certain he was telling the truth. Which annoyed her.

Tony’s innertwelve-year-old did a fist pump of triumph, although outwardly his demeanor wasas unflappable as always. He’d been in front of cameras since he was a child.It was going to take more than an ex-lover with a grudge to get him to crack.

Especially today.

“Well, you see,”Tony said, gesturing, “a hundred and seventeen countries signed the Accords. Wefelt we had no choice in the matter.”

“You had nochoice?”

“The United Statesclaimed the moon by virtue of putting some dusty old boot on the surface andplanting a flag,” Tony said. “And if there’s one thing I’ve discovered aboutAmericans, it’s that they’ll buy or sell… well, anything.”

“Including themoon.”

“Including themoon,” Tony said. “Of which I am now sole proprietor, owner, and mayor. And…well, I decided to make some changes to the outdated laws of Earth. Why shouldI be stingy, right? Why should it be one man and one woman? Right? We said noto  that ten years ago. So, now, on the moon, why should marriage be onlytwo people? It’s senseless. Nuclear family is over. We tried it. It wasisolating, it was detrimental to our mental health, our finances, our planet.Auxiliary family is the way, baby.”

“So, you marriedall your friends?”

“Oh, no,” Tonysaid. “This dome would be a lot bigger if I had to house all my friends. Theseare just my spouses.”

“Big dome,”Christine said, tipping her head to one side. “And you have three husbands?”

“And one wife.Don’t forget Pepper. Never forget Pepper. None of us would be alive if itwasn’t for Pepper. She’s the real hero here.”

“Speaking ofheroes, how does the Accords figure in here?”

“They don’t wantthe Avengers on Earth, getting into politics, saving the day, destroying cities.It’s understandable, really. And my second husband, Steve, you remember Steve,right? Captain America? Well, if he sees a situation headed south, he can’tignore it. It’s really hard to see stupid, petty Earth shit from the moon.”

“Does Miss Potts –do you still call her Miss Potts, or–”

“We are, in fact,all Potts now. Dr. Potts, Captain Potts, Colonel Potts, Sergeant Potts and Mrs.Potts. Sounds nice, don’t you think. And it makes those pots and kettles jokesso much funnier. Pep doesn’t always appreciate my humor, but at least Buckystill loves me.”

“It’s hard tobelieve you married the man who–”

Tony leveled hischin at her. “No. We’re not discussing that, it’s been hashed over, it’shistory. The Winter Soldier no longer exists, thank you for playing who thehell do you think you are, anyway?”

“Right,” Stevesaid, standing up and flicking off the television. “I think we’ve seen enough.”

“I’ll get coffeeon,” Bucky said. “His shuttle’s due in like twenty minutes.”

“You really thinkcoffee’s going to help?” Rhodey demanded, but he was already in the closet,pulling out every fluffy blanket they owned. 

“I’ve gotcheeseburgers–” Pepper said, coming in the door, swinging the take-away bag.Surprising how many businesses they had for the little Dome city. Pepper hadn’tallowed them to call it Pottsville, so they named the city Crisium City, forthe lake it was built over. And, because as Tony said, they were constantlyliving in crises anyway, right? 

“You saw the‘wave?” Bucky asked, kissing her cheek and taking the bag from her.

“Happy told me allabout it on the shuttle home,” Pepper said, stepping out of her shoes. Buckyalways liked it when she went barefoot. A soft kind of vulnerability, only forher husbands.

“Rhodey wasamusing himself by watching it again,” Steve accused, and then laughed asRhodey threw a sofa cushion at him.

“He’s coming,”Pepper said.

Tony opened thedoor to their private dome a moment later. Looked around. Blinked.

“What’s this?”

Bucky patted thespace on the sofa reserved for him. “Welcome home. There’s coffee andcheeseburgers.”

“And a wholemarathon of those science fiction movies you like,” Steve offered.

“She was acomplete bitch, I hope she didn’t upset you,” Pepper said. “That woman alwayshas had more ambition than sense.”

“Have you eatenanything more than coffee since you left?” Rhodey demanded.

“You think I’mupset? About Christine getting in my face about our marriage? Don’t be silly,our marriage is the best thing that’s ever happened to me,” Tony said.

“She was acting–”

“Sour grapes,”Tony said. “She’s jealous. And who wouldn’t be.”

“To have allthis,” Rhodey said, gesturing to Tony’s… everything.

Valentine’s Day prize for TehRoseRose#0409 from the Winteriron discord server!

The prompt:

Are we allowed to submit crafters that we know of and want others to know of, or do you need to be an owner / operator to submit an entry to it?

Well, I have no way of knowing or stopping people from doing it, and I wouldn’t say I’d be like, actively mad, but I’d prefer you tip off the crafter to the post and see if they want to, or would mind if you did -- I would rather people decide on their own if they want to participate, you know? 

tehroserose mentioned you on a post “Awesome School Principal FTW!”

@copperbadge People have described Ga-Ga very well, but just so you know, it's actually Israeli in origin! I was playing it years ago at Jewish summer camp. (It was really, really fun, too)

Yes! Once I knew it was a real thing and not like, specific to that school, I checked it out on wikipedia and they say it was likely brought to the US in the 60s by Israelis working in American Jewish summer camps. 

the-other-sandy replied to your post “Question for you and/or your followers: what do you call it when...”

Lifelong Chicagoan (and surrounding suburbs). I've always heard it as gapers block. They even say that during the traffic report on the morning news.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Soft BDSM, BDSM, Sensation Play, Hand Feeding, Bondage, Aftercare, Porn with Feelings, Dom/sub, Dom Bucky Barnes, Sub Tony Stark, Blindfolds, Temperature Play, WinterIron Reverse Bang, Tony Stark Bingo Mark IV Summary:

Truth is supposed to be -stranger- than fiction, not indistinguishable from it! (seriously, that is 100% romance novel plotting!)

Oh, there’s some real weird shit attached to this story, let me tell you. I can’t give specifics because it would make one of them at least pretty identifiable, but trust me when I say that this truth is way stranger than fiction and verging on something out of a southern gothic novel. Fortunately it’s tangential to the people themselves, but still. I had a rad morning sipping all this tea. 

tehroserose replied to your post “I can’t talk a ton of detail about what I’m researching this morning...”

Can we use the setup as a prompt for our Harlequin event? (Run by the same people as the Hallmark event) @copperbadge ?

Sure, fine by me! If someone writes to the prompt I want to be sent a link so I can read it, tho :D

tehroserose replied to your post “HELLO I AM HERE TO BE THE TERRIBLE THING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU ON YOUR...”

It’s cause you’re using the wrong goat =D You need to use Dingus, the goat god from the religion a friend of mine made up (or not. I’m fairly sure she’s stopped trying to spread the word of Dingus, but who knows?)

I am loyal to Goaty McGoatface! No false Dinguses for me! 

daroos replied to your post “I can’t talk a ton of detail about what I’m researching this morning...”

is this me from the future AU?Because I want this to be me from the future au

I’m not gonna lie, Roos, you and ladybeau were the very first people I thought of. 

enthusiasticconsentacles replied to your post “Maybe a silly question but what's the downside to living in a house...”

One advantage of radiators (and their modern cousins, the radiant floor system) is that there is no dust blowing around when the heat comes on. Very nice for people sensitive to particulates.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Tony/Tentacles Characters: Tony Stark, Tentacles (Character) Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Consentacles, Dubious Consentacles, (It's unclear if the tentacles are capable of consent. Tony definitely consents), Tentacle Sex, Hair-pulling, Tony Stark Bingo 2020, MCU Kink Bingo Summary:

Tony comes across tentacles on an Avengers mission while separated from the team. He takes the opportunity to live out a fantasy.