I'm on day six of boy puberty and oh my god I don't think deodorant can rescue anyone from this bullshit going on under my arms

the fact that a lot of men don't intentionally wash and scrub their buttcrack in the shower is terrifying to me. Like, I've only just grown a small patch of ass-hair due to HRT and I'm already worried that it'll turn me & my butthole evil if I don't pay attention to its cleanliness. Everyone should scrub their asscrack but ESPECIALLY if you're a park ranger at the booty forest.

is day four of testosterone a normal time to get ass hair or am I literally just him?

The hormones demand a plate of rotisserie chicken and nothing else for dinner. I've tried reasoning with them. They only want meat. We are trying to negotiate a vegetable of some sort.

I was prepared for T to cause emotional stuff in the first week, but not even Sigmund Freud could've prepared me for the way I went from being unfathomably horny to crying about my dead dad in the span of three minutes

being new on testosterone is like "Hm... haven't checked on my baby penis in a little bit.... maybe something's changed in those five seconds.... maybe it grew or somethinng..... hm.... I better check again!!!!"