#technotenor

Too bad the people who hate me wont see this since you were ejected for a proceeding rule.

Rule #1 - The Master Rule adopted from the lovely Gregory House and modified by myself: Everybody Lies. Except ones of gentlemanly demeanor. I mean, what’s the point?

2 - Strive to be the BEST at what you do. If you’re the Best in the World, you can do anything.

3 - Without kindness, there is nothing but nihilistic apathy. Kindness to be expressed to the people you care for and the people you respect. Apathy for those whom you don’t respect or have disrespected you.

4 - Always carry some sort of packaging or carrying device for your belongings that require necessity. (ex: warm clothing, emergency supplies, etc.) Sometimes it can make you the hero your friends need. Especially for movies.

5 - Do everything you can to get out of having to go to the movies.

6 - The continuum is endless. Give yourself meaning if you want to avoid losing yourself in the flow of existence.

7 - TIPS TO RULE 6: Name your belongings. Anything really. Giving personification to things you take care of can give you more meaning in your everyday novelties. (self example: I named my man bag from rule 4.)

8 - Don’t pick people who deem you obsolete for not being what’s in their agenda. If you are only their friend to appease them, then they aren’t healthy.

9 - What makes you laugh? Because if it makes you laugh than it will make people worth being your friends laugh. You don’t need friends that don’t share your loves.

10 - It is alright to not be happy. There is a difference between being happy and what makes you feel happy. This is what begets the pursuit of true happiness.

11 - Luck is for Losers. Why would you rely on something so random and trivial? Only a matter of winning at the end.

12 - You have a brain for gods sake. If you’re able to comprehend what I’m writing, why can’t you maybe add a little and show off a little?

13 - Learned from experience: If you’re known for something like a joke, you’re gonna be used for it until they forget about you. Show a little depth and you’ll see who your real friends are.

14 - If someone’s there to make enemies, show them who the real enemy is. Peace can be bliss, but fighting for it can be even more wonderful.

15 - Anger solves nothing. Unless someones name is “Anger” then they probably at least solve basic problem solving questions.

16 - No political alignment is a good political alignment.

17 - People who start controversy about petty things deserve a verbal beating.

18 - Only make choices in your best interest. Don’t let yourself be forced into situations that will screw you in the long run. Long term thinking can make or break you.

19 - Money is not a problem for Tyler Schmauch. Money does not define you.