Hello, I am Hephaestus. Who are you and how goes your day?

1. First impression: i saw you dramatically talking about horses a lot so i found you funny and really good at employing hyperboles humorously! so a fun egg in my book2. Truth is: thats accurate! youre also a good egg3. How old do you look: ive never seen you i dont think?4. Have you ever made me laugh: yes your horse comments are intense okay5. Have you ever made me mad: no6. Best feature: your friendliness 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: no8. You’re my: acquaintance? 9. Name in my phone: not in my phone! looks like you should text me and change that10. Should you post this too? see: john and eridan

You’re Dirk, correct?