#technoblues

Try Again

During the 2024 WOTFI everything pans out the same way as normal… except a certain dead champ suddenly appears infront of the group of 3, only more robotic and exuding the smell of burnt flesh and rotting ink. Mr. Puzzles not wanting to waste such a good actor to something as ridiculous as death simply scooped up what remained of Wren's corpse from the smoldering wreckage of the warehouse and did a few… Puzzlevision sanctioned upgrades for a 5-star Actor like One-Shot Wren.

Now Puzzles has what is essentially a zombie at his beck and call with an aim that can make Robin Hood cry- who immediately got kicked by Mario so hard he literally went through several walls and crashed outside of the simulation… and into the storage room Oliver was in (who has been roaming around the empty park trying to find everyone who went missing, and he just got everyone cotton candy too :c)

Yeah, no Mario was not happy to see him bro literally just went "OH HELL NAH-" and kicked him so hard he went to the shadow realm.

And in this moment, Puzzles knew…. he fucked up

Meanwhile Oliver literally took Wren back to his house adn is trying his best to help fix him along with hiding him from the others for quite obvious reasons

Oliver: Hey, Wrenie, where are you going?

Wren: Well, it depends. When I die again, probably hell.

Wren: But right now I’m going to Crusty Sean’s.

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Meggy: Hey, Oliver, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Oliver: Yeah.

Meggy: And you, Wren?

Wren: Umm... yes?

Meggy: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! *speed walks away*

Wren: …Did she just-

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Ariana: So, how long have you and Oliver been together?

Wren, doing a spit take blushing hard: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ollie and I are not together. No. No.

Ari, deadpanning: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?

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Wren: I have a plan.

Oliver: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law or you try killing or sacrificing yourself again, I’m open to hearing it.

Wren, sweating: …

Oliver: …

Wren: I no longer have a plan.

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Oliver: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—

Wren, blushing: We’re married.

Oliver: *giggles* Yeah but still…

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Wren to the Villains: Goodnight to the love of my life, Oliver, and fuck the rest of y'all.

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Oliver: Why don’t you go talk to them?

Wren, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Oliver: What? So you go tell them they’re cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Wren: They could hear me.

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Wren: What do you want to be for Halloween?

Oliver: Yours.

Wren:

Wren: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.

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Meggy, concerned: Why is Wren crying on the floor???

Mario, eating spaghetti deadpanning: He’s drunk.

Meggy: And?

Mario: They saw a picture of Oliver’s husband.

Meggy: But he’s Oliver’s husband.

Mario: I know.

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Wren: Love makes people do stupid things.

Oliver: But I love everything!

Wren: That explains a lot.

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Wren: If bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can't my dad love me?

Oliver: I thought I was going to have to bonk you on the head again, but now I think I should hug you.

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Wren, proudly: I slept.

Oliver, concerned: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?

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Wren: The wee-woo thingy?

Oliver: THE FIRE ALARM!?

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Marc: This totally sucks, man.

Wren: This is horrible.

Marc: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.

Wren: No, it’s not that, it’s Oliver.