#technobladeblurb

Phil sent you a letter, catching you up on everything that has been happening with Techno while he's on "house arrest"

So you quickly grabbed all you could and went to help the puglin out

You managed to get in time to see Techno use a totem of undying to escape, quickly running to you and running away

Quackity had stopped you in your tracks and, even if the fight was definetly in your favor, the mexican managed to leave a cut on your arm

As you both escaped with Carl, the piglin had asked if your arm was ok, but to not worry him you lied and said that it was just a small scratch

The adrenaline had kept you pain free until you reached Techno's house

But instead of taking care of it, you put all of your attention on Techno and making sure he was ok

After getting blood god to relax and actually sleep for a bit, promising to keep an eye out for him, you went into one of his spare rooms to change and take care of your wound

Trying to make as little sound as possible didn't work, apparantly, cause not even 5 minutes later...

"Hey, could you make me a-"

Startled by Techno, your turned around showing him your very much exposed and bloodied arm

Without a second thought or a comment, he took the first aid kit and dragged you into the living room

"I don't need help, I was doing just fine..." You mumbled annoyingly, hissing as he pushed the cotton a little to hard into your wound

"Mhm, whatever you say"

You both stayed silent for the rest of the process, making you take your time to admire your friend. For how "scary" and "dangerous" he was said to be, in this moment he looked anything but that

His nose scrunched as he concentrated on your cut, his movements were gentle and slow, sometimes he'd even look up at you to make sure it wasn't stinging too much. In that moment, you were very glad to have him there with you

As he finished bandaging your arm he stared right into your flipping soul "Lie to me about being hurt again, and I will be the one to finish the job."

Techno had found you during your lowest

You had just been sold by your parents, and now moving from village to village in order to be sold to some other person

The piglin just so happen to have seen you, rope around the waist, while a man dragged you to your next destination

Phil, who was also with him that day, had noticed you too. It took one look at Techno, and he already knew what he had to do

The crow hybrid went out to the man, gave him the money that he needed and took you home with them

You were tretaed very well there, but it took a lot of patience since you knew almost nothing

Phil took the time to teach you how to speak and write, how to take care of yourself and sometimes also how to cook

While Techno taught you how to fight

From the day you joined their family, you had become so attached to the piglin

You later grew up to be a wonderful fighter. Always ready for anything and strong enough to overcome any obstacle

He was kind and strong, and you wished to become like him, so Techno took you under your wing

Obviously training with the Blood God himself wasn't easy

He was strict and seeked out perfection, he didn't pull punches nor wver went easy on you

But you were glad he did

You're basically one of the people Techno trusts fully

So that means that you get to see all of his highs as lows

So let me basically tell you all about the highs haha

Morning Techno is cute Techno.

He is really not a morning person, unless he has something important to do like farming potatoes against Squid

So you get to see this groggy piglin, who's holding onto you for dear life in hopes of you not leaving him, complaining about the sun rays in his eyes

"Shut the sun off"

"Bub, it does not work that way-"

Man.can.cook.

Once he's fully awake and moving, or got pushed down by you cause you needed to do your stuff in the bathroom and he wouldn't let you go, he loves to cook you up a meal

You get to see your amazing boyfriend stumbling around with messy hair and clothes, as he tried to rub off the sleep from his eyes while cooking you breakfast

Piglins have eyes for one thing only, and that's gold; so whenever you wear something gold he goes into puppy mode

He'll follow you around everywhere, will do anything for you, and just adoringly stares at you like you were the most beautiful person he has ever seen

Which you are u.u

Techno gets into many fights, voluntarily or not, so you'll hve to treat a lot of his wounds

He is never able to look into your eyes as you take care of him, you are always so worried when he comes back hurt and it makes him feel guilty

But with a small kiss on his forehead and reassurance from you he knows that everything will be ok

One of Techno's favourite moment with you has to be when once you brought food for his dogs...and they all tackled you to the ground from the happiness

Man just stood there and laughed his ass off while the dogs tried to open the bag of food

Steve has basically become your child

He can never stay alone and will find any chance to slip into the house to hang out with you two

Many times the piglin has come home to you cuddling Steve on the couch

And he got jealous too haha

Whenever Techno grows his hair out you two will visit a flower camp, just so you can braid flowers into his hair or make flower crows for eachother

I think you two would have a notebook full of things you two had done for dates

For example you brought back some flowers from the camp, dried and pressed them and later added them to the notebook as a memory

I don't think he'd ever find a partner, so I imagine that he just found you in one of the village he was randomly raiding.

First of all, how in the heck did you manage to become the Blood Gods child?

The village had been attacked not too long a go, from god knows what, and you happened to be the last remaining human there

Imagine Techno's surprise to see a little kid around 3-4 years old just sleeping alone in this abbandoned village

Now he would have let you be, not even bothered to talk to you or to know why you were there, but he wasn't heartless

And that's how you, a random kid, became the only spared orphan by the Blood God /j

His journey with you had his ups and downs. It was never his plan to become a father or anything among those lines, but here you were

Phil was very helpful to both you and your now dad. Teaching him how to take care of you, while also assuring your safety

Techno is a good dad

He always puts you first, even making sure to lay low until you've grown old enough to stay home alone

You two bonded over a lot of stuff. Piggy back rides, night time stories, random morning walks, taking care of Carl and Steve, he did almost everything with you

Yes, he got attached to someone else even if he knew he shouldn't

But your childhood wasn't all good

I am 100% sure that at one point Dream tried to "take you away" as a way to blackmail the piglin

And that was the worst move Dream had ever made

Let's just say that Dream tried to do it in bright day light, with both Techno and Phil a few feets away from you

They gladly showed the masked man to never mess with you or them ever again :)

As a safety precaution, Techno started training you as soon as you hit 10 years of age

And in these few years you also met other kind people

The Bench Trio are probably your favourite, because they're basically children like you. And you liked hanging out with Michael too

You have met Mumza once or twice, a very beautiful women who you were enchanted by and loved to death like your own grandmother

Bonus:

[Phil, Techno, Wilbur, Tommy]

"Our neighbors have invited us to dinner since they just moved in. Remember be kind and behave, Tommy"

"WHY ONLY ME? WHAT ABOUT WILBUR?!"

"I can act like a gentleman, unlike you little baby bro."

"Are you sure we need to bring these two? They're gonna ruin everything..."

"TECHNO!"

Yeah, it really wasn't in Techno's plans to go out this evening

It's never in Techno's plans to go out

He likes staying inside, with a book about greek mythology, and a nice cup of coffee just so he can stay up longer

But nope, today he had plans.

He didn't see much of the new neighbors

Phil talked about them a bit, at least enough to know that they're a lovely couple who also happen to have a child around Techno's age

He knew that the information told to him was a way of Phil telling Techno to make friends his age, but like always he had no interest

At least that's what he thought.

Once they ringed on the doorbell the door was opened by what, presumably, was the child of the couple

For the first time in his life, Techno could say that he was speechless

The person in front of them had such a kind aura around, a nice smile and a good sense of fashion if Techno could comment on it

But that's was just first impression...right?

"Oh! You must be the neighbors, hello!"

GOD THEIR VOICE, HOLY-

Techno was panicking. Literally.

And it unfortunately didn't go unnoticed to his two younger brothers, who couldn't stop sharing looks every now and then

The dinner went fine

Phil and Mumza had a wonderful conversation with your parents

While the other three had fun talking to you

They also subconsciously started taking a liking to you

Tommy enjoyed the fact that you would listen to him and actually acknowledge him without letting the age gap between you two influence the conversation

Wilbur loved your sassy comments and knowledge about geography and music

But you seemed to have hit it off with Techno the most

You two talked the entire evening about history, books, greek gods and their past stories; you two could've have kept on talking all night

But unfortunately it was getting late for all of you

While your parents were having their last bit of conversation with Phil and Mumza

Tommy and Wilbur decided to cause a bit of...chaos

Well, more like embarassement

"So, Y/N, do you have a boyfriend?"

"Wilbur-"

"That's a bit forward isn't? But no, I don't"

"Do you like men with pink hair?"

"What about muscles?"

"Stop"

"Maybe someone who can use a sword?"

"He likes greek mythology too!"

"Bruh..."

"He's a great cook!"

"You don't even have to do chores"

"OK ENOUGH YOU TWO. Out."

Techno had to physically push them out of the house; his face now red and hot

How could they embarass him like that, goddamit.

"You're brothers are... something"

"Yup...they really know how to make you wish you were an only child"

You laughed

God even you're laugh had Techno's heart fluttering

How could someone he just met be so, perfect?

"You know I wouldn't mind getting to know this pink haired men they were talking about"

"HUH?! I mean...yeah sure"

The tips of his ears were now visibly red, which he was silently cursing at

But hey, he got a date out of it so

The man that stood in front of you made you feel weird...in a good way, sort of

Like you're spine had chills running down it, you could feel the hair on your arms rise and your eyes stung

But it was all followed woth a warm feeling in your chest and a rapidly beating heart

How did we get here tho?

Well...

You had just escaped L'manburg after one of your own comrades, Eret, had blew it up

All the betrayal, the war, the chaos was too much for you to stay

So you left

You ventured as far as you could and ended up stumbling upon a small cabin in the mountains

Taking your chances, you approached the door in hopes that someone would be kind enough to help you

And now here you were, face to face with a familiar man...you just couldn't understand why he was so familiar

The man coughed to get your mind back on earth, which startled you

You quickly asked for help and surprisingly, the man was willing to do so

He went quiet after he let you in, most of his concentration went on making you a warm cup of tea

The only sounds that could be heard around the house were his heavy footstep and his cape following after him

You observed the piglin and the more you looked the more you felt this familiar feeling

So you spoke before thinking

"Have we met before?" You abruptly asked, the both of you frozing in place right after

'You weren't suppose to say anything, you just scared the man, oh god he' gonna kick me out, what a weirdo I am istg-'

"Maybe...?" He answered, well it was more of a question, interrupting your internal panicking

You two gazed into eachothers eyes for the first time, familiar feelings washing over the both of you

Flashes of images filled both your minds

The pink haired man, with flowers in his long braid, a violin in hand as he played w/ his twin in front of a grave

And you, the caretaker of the castle, gazing at them from a window, a handkerchief in your had with a familiar name engraved into it

"Technoblade..." You mumbled, taking out the handkerchief from your pocket "Is that your name?"

The man nodded "You're the caretaker, the one who scratch their knee and I gave my handkerchief too. The same one that I-"

"-dated" we both finished

You two had a long talk

About the past and the present

The memories of your past life filled your heart with joy and sorrow

You two had met at such a horrible time, but had come out of it happy in the end

Who knew that you'd meet again

Maybe...it was destiny

You vision was foggy as clouds surrounded you in the mistery place you were in

In an attempt to see where you were you trie to clear up the fog of clouds only for them to reveal a cliff facing a town

As the sun set, warm hues made their way onto the man sitting on the lonely bench

His eye catching pink hair and long cape quickly gave away who he was, making it difficult for you to hold in your tears

As you hiccuped away, memories flooding your head, the not so misterious man turned around and gave you a smile

"Come sit down... let's have a chat"

The comfort of his voice filled your ears as he patted the place on the bench near him

You sat down, still unable to stop your tears

Techno chuckled as he looked at you, sending you into a spiral of confusion

"What are you crying for? Little baby man"

He was mocking you, and you found it comforting...in a kind of weird way

You let your heart out to the man you've looked up too. All your frustration, sadness, grief...and more

Techno took it all in, a few comments thrown here and there that brought out giggles and laughs from you like he always did

As your sobs and tears died down you felt a hand on the top of your head, slowly ruffling your hair and ruining it in the process

"No more crying."

This was the first serious thing he said since you've been there...wherever you were

The hand of the piglin man was soon replaced by his crown and his cape was put onto your shoulders

"My journey might've ended, but not yours. I want you to live on...for the both of us. Live your life to the fullest and don't forget who brought you here"

Techno pulled you into a hug

You nodded, how could you ever forget those days and nights spent watching his videos and lives; all the lessons you've learned, all the laughs and jokes, you would cherish them forever cause they made you who you are today

"And also if you leave too, who'll continue my legacy? Or buy my awesome GGEZ merch??"

The chuckles bubbling up couldn't be stopped, he always knew how to cheer you up

Your arms immediately going around him, eyes closing to enjoy the moment and his warmness

"I'm proud of you"

As you open your eyes you found yourself in your room, a familiar pig plushie smiling at you from inbetween your arms

"So long nerd"

You could still hear him...that nerd you'll miss

Other than the Blood God himself there was another piglin that roamed around the SMP

And that was you

Maybe it was noticeable what species you were because of your pig ears and little curly tail

Or because you seemed to be attracted to anything gold

❝ Technoblade ❞

You two already knew eachother

Obviously, being the same species and all

But you also lived around the same area

Around the time Techno retired from any type of conflict, he found the time to actually get to know you better

You two spent months togheter

Either at eachother houses or out to pick up some missing ingredients

You two got close, firing up every emotion you had for one another but also starting to have a protective instinct for eachother

So when danger came back Techno's way, and your life was also put you on the line when you had nothing to do with the conflict, he knew he had to protect you at all cost

Same went for you. Techno had been happily living his life away from everything that happened in the past and yet here it came back

People had to learn the hard way to never mess with a piglin couple with a very strong bond

❝ Dream ❞

Dream spent his entire time in the SMP making sure to not get any kind of attachment

He didn't care for animals, or weapons, or friends. He only thought of himself

It set him far in life and he intended to keep it that way to bring order to the SMP named after him

But all that went out the window when he met you

You two felt a strong attraction to one another from the second you met

It was different from any other feeling Dream had felt for all the other people on the server

What was so different about you?

He spent the next few months with you, trying to find what was so special about you

Realization came only when he almsot lost you

Sam had threaten Dream to make himself present after escaping or he would have sacrificed you in the process

Any other person would have begged the masked man to make himself visible or would have ratted thim out to save themself

But you? You were screaming at Dream to run away and hide. To save himself. You were ready to sacrifice one of your lives for the man

No matter what everyone had said about him, you still stayed by his side and wanted the best for him

That's what he had fallen with. You were selfless, you saw the good in everyone and didn't let any other person judge your own decisions or opinions