#dsmpblurb

❝ Dream ❞

Man starts sweating, profusely

Like "omg, what did I do, let me rethink all of my steps, hold on-"

Then he'll just say sorry for everything that might have made you "mad" for

While you're just there like "Dude, I just called you by your name, chill-"

❝ Georgenotfound ❞

George.exe has stopped working

Just stops whatever he's doing and has an existential crisis right then and there

You have to wake him up from his stiff and scared state just to tell him that nothing happened you just wanted to call him by his name lol

He's an open book to you

❝ Sapnap ❞

He's straight foward

Panics first, and then picks you up and throws you on the couch just to lay on you and ask what happened

Which confuses you cause why is he asking this? And also did he need to throw you on the couch-

And he goes all pounty and mumbles about you calling him by his name, which makes you giggle

❝ Quackity ❞

Quackity will, fake, confidently hug you from behind

Butter you up a bit before asking

"So, honey pie...why did you call me by my name?"

"First of all... don't ever use that name it's too cheesy-"

❝ Karl Jacobs ❞

Unlike George, he voices out all his questions

Just hits you with "what did I do?" "Tell me" "don't call me that, I don't like it" "I'M GONNA CRY TELL ME-"

I don't think he'd ever find a partner, so I imagine that he just found you in one of the village he was randomly raiding.

First of all, how in the heck did you manage to become the Blood Gods child?

The village had been attacked not too long a go, from god knows what, and you happened to be the last remaining human there

Imagine Techno's surprise to see a little kid around 3-4 years old just sleeping alone in this abbandoned village

Now he would have let you be, not even bothered to talk to you or to know why you were there, but he wasn't heartless

And that's how you, a random kid, became the only spared orphan by the Blood God /j

His journey with you had his ups and downs. It was never his plan to become a father or anything among those lines, but here you were

Phil was very helpful to both you and your now dad. Teaching him how to take care of you, while also assuring your safety

Techno is a good dad

He always puts you first, even making sure to lay low until you've grown old enough to stay home alone

You two bonded over a lot of stuff. Piggy back rides, night time stories, random morning walks, taking care of Carl and Steve, he did almost everything with you

Yes, he got attached to someone else even if he knew he shouldn't

But your childhood wasn't all good

I am 100% sure that at one point Dream tried to "take you away" as a way to blackmail the piglin

And that was the worst move Dream had ever made

Let's just say that Dream tried to do it in bright day light, with both Techno and Phil a few feets away from you

They gladly showed the masked man to never mess with you or them ever again :)

As a safety precaution, Techno started training you as soon as you hit 10 years of age

And in these few years you also met other kind people

The Bench Trio are probably your favourite, because they're basically children like you. And you liked hanging out with Michael too

You have met Mumza once or twice, a very beautiful women who you were enchanted by and loved to death like your own grandmother

Bonus:

❝ Dream ❞

I can see Dream becoming your unofficial personal assistant

He has supported your dream, hehe, of writing for as long as you can remember so he has always tried to help in every way he could

He recommends your books on streams from time to time, buys minimum one copy every time a new book is released, promotes you everywhere he can

He also takes care of you when you have deadlines, knowing how hard they can get

Man cooks you food, brings you warm drinks, reminds you to take a break from time to time

He's pretty much your number one fan

❝ Sapnap ❞

I don't mean this in a mean way, but Sapnap doesn't seem like the type to read much

But you're books? They get him so intrigued every time

It's like he gets sucked so much into the story that he always manages to read 100+ pages in a day

So obviously he ends up talking about you and your book a lot on his streams, which his fans don't mind

He also tries to get a sneak peak of your next work, but you hide everything from him to make it more entertaining

❝ Wilbur Soot ❞

On the contrary of Sapnap, he seems like the type who reads a lot

So it's no surprise to anyone that he's friends/partner with a writer such as yourself

From time to time you'll spend days with Wilbur while he helps you with one of your deadlines

It's like your minds work well togheter, so ideas come very easy with you two

You always remember to mention him in your books whenever he helps out

And Wilbur always takes the time to read your books and see how you integrated his ideas

❝ Foolish Gamers ❞

Foolish is another one who I don't see reading much, but he enjoys listening to you read your books to him

You like to sit down and read your works out loud to the man, not because you're narcissistic and just want to read them yourself, but because you like to see how Foolish genuinely starts to get interested in the story

You read him a few chapters a day, whenever you don't have any deadlines to get to, and he always begs for more whenever you leave him on cliffhangers

❝ Awesamdude ❞

Sam likes to read books from time to time

Especially when he gets a pause from all the streaming

So, he'll pass by your studio and borrow one of your written books to read

He always make sure to give some feedback about the books he's read, which you appreciate very much

❝ Dream ❞

So by now Dream has already face revealed

And he was planning on visiting you

But you decided to beat him to it

As you knocked on the door, it swung open for you to be met with a very "bad hair kinda day" Dream

He let out a small gasp and tried to fix his hair, emphasis on the "tried"

You pulled him into a hug before he ruined his hair more

"Y'know you look better online"

"Shush it, I just woke up form a nap"

❝ Georgenotfound ❞

You and Sapnap had planned togheter to visit George when he said he felt "depressed" for being alone

Sapnap went first while you wanted to suprise him by coming later on and not giving it away like the texan did

You rang the doorbell and nervously waited in front of George's house, hoping that Sapnap had given you the right adress

All your worries were quickly blown away after you were face to face with the british man

To contain whatever emotion was about to explode out of him, he pulled you into a hug

You did feel the tears falling on your shoulder and also noticed the red ouffy eyes as he pulled away

But you and Sapnap kept your mouths shut, just this once

❝ Sapnap ❞

While Sapnap visited Karl for the second time, you and the time traveller were planning to surprise the texan

He had wanted to see you for so long, but your scheduled never seemed to match

Until now, but he didn't know that

So as Sapnap layed in the guest room in Karl's house, you softly knocked on his door

The texan opened the door and was surprised to see you instead of Karl

With no hesitation he picked you up form excitement, while laughing about how happy he was to see you

❝ Badboyhalo ❞

We all know how Bad will never get on planes, cause he's allergic to them /j

So, in an attempt to meet the muffin mam himself, you secretly booked a flight to his house

You already had his adress, from previously sending him something for his birthday, so you only needed to get there

Hoping for the right house you rang the door bell, a soft "coming" could be heard from behind it

Bad, not expecting anybody to visit him, was surprised to see a familiar face

"Oh my- how did you get here?"

"I teleported. Of course I flew here, duh"

"You mufifn head, why did you do that?! Now I feel bad for making you come here!"

Don't worry he was actually happy, just a bit guilty

❝ Quackity ❞

You and Quackity are close, like SUPER CLOSE

He basically knows everything about you, and vice versa

So you knew which college he attended and also at what times he got out on the days he went

In order to surprise him you decided to visit him there

You patiently waited for him near his car and after a few minutes a familiar voiced called you

"Sorry could you move from my- Y/N?!"

"Hi Big Q!"

He doesn't seem like a clingy person, but he's never letting you go. At least for a few minutes, he's too happy to see you

❝ Karl Jacobs ❞

Mr Beast and Chris loved to tease you over Karl, because he talked about you non stop

One day you proposed to them the idea of visiting the two to also surprise Karl

They were quickly on board with the idea and Jimmy also payed for the ticket

No matter how many times you told him you could pay, he did it anyway

Chris tricked Karl into filming a video where he needed to be blindfolded

And while he couldn't see anything, you walked in front of him and just said a simple "hello"

You were both on the ground before anyone could save you from falling

Karl was so hapoy that you both stayed on the ground for a couple of hours

You and your partner have been ok for a few months now

Nothing bad happened between you two, they were always kind and treated you like royalty

But to you it never felt...right

If you had to tell the truth, you only dated them to forget about your other crush

Not wanting to ruin your friendship with him, you dated the first person that confessed to you

You couldn't keep lying to them and leading them on, so you kindly broke up

Funnily enough, they were on the same page, so you both ended the relationship on good temrs and promised to tell eachother how it ends with eachtoher's crushes

And now time skip to today, when you were about to confess to your crush what you felt

❝ Dream ❞

Dream was taken (I didn't even notice lol) back by the composure and calmness of your voice as you told him that you broke up with your partner

He couldn't grasp why you didn't seem the least distraught by it, just so he could comfort you and take you to himself

But upon hearing your true intentions he couldn't be happier and quickly pulled you into his chest

"I wish you would have told me sooner...I felt so lonely while you were dating them and not me"

❝ Georgenotfound ❞

The British man didn't think much of your lone gone relationship, he was to busy getting mentally ready for you to break down in tears for a person that didn't deserve you

And yet you never did, much to his dissapotment

You continued telling what happened, admitting you feelings for George and telling him that it was ok if he rejected you

George laughed, he actually laughed, before collecting himself because he didn't want you to get the wrong idea

"Do you know how much Dream and Sapnap probably hate me for all the times I would complain to them about you dating someone else? They'll kick me out of the house and I didn't even move in yet"

❝ Sapnap ❞

Man heard the word "break up" and was ready to throw hands

Who does this idiot think they are, breaking up with someone as amazing as you???

But all his anger faded as you shyly confessed your feelings for him

Those emotions of anger now replaced with embarrassment and happiness

Without containing himself he pulled you into a kiss, one that explained everything that he felt and has felt for you in these past years

"I thought I lost my chance...I'm not letting it pass ever again. You're mine now!"

❝ Quackity ❞

Quackity was quick to drive to your house as he read the words "break up" in a text you sent him

He also stopped to buy abucnh of ice cream and chocolate (and alcohol if you're of legal age) to make you feel better

But to his surprise, you weren't sad at all, you were nervous

As you two got comfortable on the sofa you went for it and told him everything, which brought a smile to Quackity's face

He kissed your forehead then leaned on it as he whispered

"I waited so long for this, and I could take you right here right now...but let's do this step by step, ok?"

❝ Karl Jacobs ❞

He was angry at you, for not being remotely mad at your now ex for leaving you

You didn't have the time to tell him what had happened, before he interupted you with his own thoughts

It did make you smile that he was trying to look out for you but he was not listening

So, you did the most logical thing and screamed your emotions at him catching him by surprise

"Y-you like me...? Like like me? Love me?! FINALLY- I mean- yay, uhm, sorry-"

It was a normal school day, like always

And you were walking down the corridors to to your next class with your friends

When a group of students playing by the water fountain decided to "accidentally" squirt the water right on your white shirt

While embarrassed and in full panic you tried to cover it up until...

❝ Dream ❞

Like the gentleman he secretly is, he'd lend you his jacket

Whispering to you to cover it up cause he doesn't want other people seeing what was his

Which would end up making you blush and hit him for saying "such a stupid thing"

That makes Dream only laugh at your adorableness

❝ Georgenotfound ❞

He doesn't realize what happened, cause he was in a deep conversation with Karl, until you hid behind him

Wondering what happened, you tell him about your wet shirt, that makes him go red

He hides you behind him as you two waddle your way to the bathrooms so you can change shirts

I feel like he cannot take the image of you like that from his head, which makes him go red even more, until you bring him back to reality with a slap on his shoulder

Oh you KNOW what he's thinking about

❝ Sapnap ❞

After cussing aways all the students near the fountain and who were looking at you

He takes off his hoodie so you could put it on

You just drown into the warmth of the clothing while apologizing for now wetting it

*insert "I don't mind getting wet* joke by Sapnap*

*also insert slap sound*

❝ Quackity ❞

Definitely laugh a little

"Haha your wet haha"

But after a few hits on the arm from you he covers you with his backpack and helps you get to the bathroom

Will kiss you as an apology for laughing

❝ Karl Jacobs ❞

He goes full on panic mode and hugs you into his chest to hide the now transparent shirt

You ask why he's doing this and he answers that "he doesn't want others thirsting over you", which makes you giggle

Man will then pick you up and run to the bathroom with you

❝ Crew Boys ❞

[Yes, I wanted to write one with all fo them]

This is how I imagine the whole scene going

Dream glares at the students while Sapnap curses at them for hitting you

George and Quackity go all FBI agents and tell the other students "CODE WATER, make room for the injured"

While Karl picks you up bridal stye to get you to the bathroom

❝ Dream ❞

He's the scary bodyguard

He wears a suit, gloves, glasses and a mask to hide his identity

And also because the flashes of the light hurt his eyes

He's a gentleman that will help you with anything

He once physically pushed a guy who tried to jump on your for a hug, you are grateful for him 'till this day

You call him "Dreamy", cause you always say that he's very handsome, which made your fans want to see his face

❝ Georgenotfound ❞

He's the pretty privilege bodyguard

Mostly wears sweaters and elegant casual

Sometimes he will steal the spotlight

People mistook him as your boyfriend once, the paparazzi were on a field trip that day

Until it was proven that he was only your bodyguard lol

Fans always compliment George, telling him that he could be a model

But he always says that he likes being by your side more 👀

❝ Sapnap ❞

He's another scary one, but it's actually quite a softy

One second he's glaring down every paparazzi that's trying to jump at you

And the other he's all smiley and chuckly as he talks to you

You call him Pup, cause he actually follows you everywhere, I mean it is his job so

The nickname definitely started some rumors but paparazzi were to scared of Sapnap to actually question the man himself

His style is pretty much the same, casual all black with his cap on

He will wear your merch too

❝ Quackity ❞

Of course, protecting you is his number one job. But it seems that he also loves to entertain or distract the paparazzi whenever you're not around

Don't get me wrong, he's great at his job, but he finds weird ways of making sure that you can get by safely

Like that time he blocked all the paparazzi while serenading one of your songs in the middle of the airport

Or when he told paparazzi that he had a secret to tell about you but then just said "They...sing wodnerfuly, don't you know? "

He mostly wears casual wear, except for the times where he'll come dressed up weird because he has a plan to let you through easily

❝ Karl Jacobs ❞

Pretty privilege pt. 2

Fans absolutely love him

His outfits are always on point, he wears tons of ring, nail polish, one time you even put eyeliner on him and your fandom went crazy

You two are pretty close, cause Karl loves to make small talk while he's with you

He's also another one that would rock your merch, but like on an extreme version

[I added Sapnap and Punz just so I could make this exact scenario lol]

So, you were playing Valorant with Punznap

The rest of the Crew Boys + Wilbur randomly joined the call while they were all doing stuff on the SMP

You three decied to play one last round before joining the rest

And then...

"Oh god- Y/N on your left!"

"Hah, got him- Wait WHA-"

For the first time in your entire life you were able to tell your left from your right without looking at your hands

You were glad the game ended cause you were jumping like a bunny around your room

"Why are you jumping? What happened?!"

"I JUST TOLD MY LEFT FORM MY RIGHT. WITHOUT ANY HELP!!!"

Punznap were the first once to realize what you said and started jumping with you

George, Quackity and Karl were all shouting at chat to spam congratulations and o7'sfor you

Dream and Wilbur were the only ones keeping it togheter and just clapping happily for you

The rest of the stream was just the boys trying in every way to talk about how proud they were of you and how "you're invincible now"