May 14
Tommy: I want you to scream, really really high pitch-
techno, no hesitation: AAAAAAAAAAAEAEAEAEAEEAEAEAAEAAEAEAHAEAHAHAAEH
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Tommy: I want you to scream, really really high pitch-
techno, no hesitation: AAAAAAAAAAAEAEAEAEAEEAEAEAAEAAEAEAHAEAHAHAAEH
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"I mean, I didn't clown on anyone that didn't deserve to be clowned on. Those guys are morons. Don't get toxic over a lego video game. It's just, I think a lot of people saw the statement without knowing the full context and were like 'something terrible has happened' and got really worried when really everything was fine. It was just a couple of morons being toxic who were promptly laughed at. I saw a couple comments that were like 'oh my god, I can't believe what this community has become'. You guys, you guys don't have to worry about this.
The thing is, when you got 50,000 people, a few of them are gonna be serial killers. There's not really anything anyone can do about that. That's their problem. All you can do is say 'yo murder is cringe. don't- don't do murders' and hope that convinces them. And it's not gonna convince them, because these are not the type of people that listen to reason. The moral of the story here, is that if you see a murder being committed you should immediately call them a boomer.
Don't do that, that's a terrible idea. Call the police. Anyways-"
-- Technoblade, "how i got into minecraft monday"
I think I've posted this before, but I can't find it now, so I've gone back to transcribe one of my favorite technoblade quotes in full. I think too often it gets boiled down the funny parts, which is fine, but I think people miss the salient point he was making. So I wanted to have the full quote here for those who might not've heard it.
still out here in absolute awe of the sheer raw improv power Technoblade was able to pull from nowhere with such consistency that we didn’t even question it. “Do you want to be a hero, Tommy? Then die like one.”- Homeboy said that Unprovoked. Out of nowhere. “For you the world, Phil.” There was no context for this. They were joking around. “Do you really think you’re enough to stop me?” Why are you so good at this. “I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your TEETH-“ literally what the heck dude. “Welcome home, Theseus.” “I’m a person. Disks aren’t people.” “You have the wrong hostage, he doesn’t care, I care.” Literally how.
Skyblock
“I think Skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure EVERY dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it and as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come.”
― Technoblade
“I did not bone it”
- Technoblade, 2021
I found my ancient book of quotes from Techno. The way I cackled; my old humor is still the same—
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Donde esta la biblioteca? wait thats not right
DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA!!!???
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“no i’m the one who’s supposed to be hunting you why do i feel scared”
“welcome to the real world ranboo”
Quotes from today’s Sleepy Bois inc stream:
“Philza Minecraft killed my frog” -an original song by Wilbur soot
“When a man turns eighteen it is important to give him worms” - tommy
“Guys I’ve got a gun.. it’s a very weak gun” - tommy
“Technobald” - chat
“I’m going to put you in a cobweb and hit you” - tommy
“You’re not the fucking gingerbread man” - tommy
“Tommy I only have six I can’t waste any of these” - Technoblade
“Okay well I get to drown. Don’t worry I’m holding my gun as I perish” -tommy
“We can get more fellas that you won’t like” -tommy
“I require guidance” - Technoblade
“Why do the slimes fly on balloons” -Technoblade
“It’s climate change innit” -tommy
“Phill I have a pet turtle (can I kill it?) you are a bitch” - tommy
“You were killed by a dandelion phill that’s like the baby zombie of Minecraft” - Technoblade
“My DPS goes up but my self esteem only goes down” - tommy
“You are deformed that is not how the human body should work” -tommy
“I think video games are more about the people you play them with than the GET BACK HERE TOMMY ENABLE PVP” -Technoblade
“I’m not sure I like the woman that much because I was trying to give her money and I died and it was NOT a coincidence” - tommy
“I right click this guy and he turns into a massive fucking skeleton and we all scream” - tommy
“This game does not award Americans it takes away” - tommy