#techno quotes

“Philza Minecraft killed my frog” -an original song by Wilbur soot

“When a man turns eighteen it is important to give him worms” - tommy

“Guys I’ve got a gun.. it’s a very weak gun” - tommy

“Technobald” - chat

“I’m going to put you in a cobweb and hit you” - tommy

“You’re not the fucking gingerbread man” - tommy

“Tommy I only have six I can’t waste any of these” - Technoblade

“Okay well I get to drown. Don’t worry I’m holding my gun as I perish” -tommy

“We can get more fellas that you won’t like” -tommy

“I require guidance” - Technoblade

“Why do the slimes fly on balloons” -Technoblade

“It’s climate change innit” -tommy

“Phill I have a pet turtle (can I kill it?) you are a bitch” - tommy

“You were killed by a dandelion phill that’s like the baby zombie of Minecraft” - Technoblade

“My DPS goes up but my self esteem only goes down” - tommy

“You are deformed that is not how the human body should work” -tommy

“I think video games are more about the people you play them with than the GET BACK HERE TOMMY ENABLE PVP” -Technoblade

“I’m not sure I like the woman that much because I was trying to give her money and I died and it was NOT a coincidence” - tommy

“I right click this guy and he turns into a massive fucking skeleton and we all scream” - tommy

I'm not talking about his YouTube followers

I'm talking about the Blood God's followers.

WE SHALL SACRIFICE ALL ORPHANS TO REVIVE THE BELOVED BLOOD GOD AND WHEN WE DO

Ohohohoh

"Bap" "BAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAP"

Stars I miss him.

"heh?" "HEH!" "heh..."

Those poor heaven orphans

"When god sends me to hell...I want him to hesitate."

I'm sure he did, I'm sure he did.

"Officer, I dropkicked that child in self defense."

There's millions of people grieving over one guy, that's pretty legendary.

"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"

Technoblade: what?

Ranboo: Yeah its in the sky.

Technoblade: Whats in the sky?

Ranboo: The portal. The portals in the sky.

Technoblade: ohhh

Ranboo: Oh the mansion...