#techno bunny

So Philza Minecraft waited, and waited to meet the elusive Blade. But after waiting in the bed wars lobby for who knows how long it was clear he wasn’t coming.

He looked at the logs and saw The Blade had an island on skyblock that was open to the public.

So Philza TPed over and all he saw were fields and fields of potatoes.

In one of the fields was a bunny hybrid, so this was probably an island that the Blade shared. 

“Hey mate!” Phil flew over, making sure not to trample the crops. 

The bunny hybrid looked up at Phil from under his hat “can I help you?”

“Yeah I’m looking for the Blade. The logs said he was here.”

The bunny pointed to the one building that was very poss. “In there.”

“Thanks mate, much appreciated.”

He went inside and saw a big hulking pigling hybrid. The Blade, it must be.

“Hey Mate, you friends said you’re The Blade.” Phil says once he’d been spotted.

The pigling nods “that I am, what do you need?”

So Phil explained, he was forming a server with some friends that would be hybrid only. And he wanted to see if The Blade would want to join.

His answer? He’d think about it.

It was better than nothing.

And think about it he did. 

Phil whitelisted him anyway in case he ever wanted to join.

Technoblade joined the game

Technoblade: Hullo

Ph1lza: hey mate. Glad you could join where are you?

Technoblade: uhh I can see a floating island not far off

Ph1lza: perfect I’ll meet you there I’m not far

Phil flew up the the Pub(e) to meet Technoblade. He waited awhile and saw no piglin hybrid.

“Down here.”

Phil looked down and saw the bunny hybrid “hey? Where’s Technoblade?”

The bunny waved “that’d be me.”

“I thought The Blade was a piglin hybrid.”

“Nah, that's my cousin Billium. He talks to people and does all the publicity stuff. People are more willin’ to lie about being owned by a pigling hybrid then admit they got owned by a bunny hybrid.”

Phil shrugged “yeah I never would have guessed mate. Let me show you around the server.”

“Ok, got any carrots? I’m gettin’ kinda hungry.”

The rest of the server had been buzzing ever since they’d seen The Blade log into the server.

When Techno got back to the Pub(e) after his tour with Phil people were waiting. An avian, an inchling, a phantling and a merling.

“I thought The Blade was a piglin” the avian said rather loudly, or maybe Techno’s enhanced hearing made him sound louder then he’d been.

The phantling elbowed him “shut the fuck up Tommy.”

“You shut the fuck up!”

Phil sighed “boys! Behave.”

The inchling walked over “hey, I’m Micheal, Micheal McChill. You’re shorter then I thought you’d be.”

Techno nodded “uh huh, how about from up here?”

Techno pulled his leg back and kicked Micheal, he screamed as he flew off into the distance.

Techno turned around slowly “if any of you are havin’ any doubts I’d be happy to 1v1 anyone whos interested to prove I’m the blood god.”