Aug 8, 2025
I made a new non-avatar friend!! Only they’re not my friend anymore apparently I am too excited to do activities that will ‘throw life away’ :(( Anyway! We had a very fun interaction that I will reenact for you :D
Them, calling me (in a tone reminiscent of the phone man from fnaf 1) : Hello,Hello?
Phone crackling, rushing wind (faintly behind it all): look up!
Me, Crashing into the sea next to them,at what they said was 500mph (it wasn’t), in the worlds most beautiful bellyflop: 🌊
Them: 😨🫢😬
Me, walking it off because like a minecraft character I will prevail (I have no fall damage): Hello,Hello!
#I understand this this is the complete wrong time period compaired to the rest of what I post (except from the single mention of Mike Crew#who like fnaf and minecraft isn’t suppose to exist yet) but you’ll have to forgive me#anyway!#the vast#the magnus archives#tma#tma rp blog#the fears#tma podcast#the sky#the dread powers#simon fairchild#vastard#technically dead#lack of fall damage
