#technicalities

Inadvisable Dungeons & Dragons character #137: greatsword-wielding barbarian who refuses to give up their sword when entering areas where weapons of war are banned on the grounds that, owing to certain specific details of the construction of its blade and hilt, according to the laws of the land their sword is technically a pocketknife. They are willing to explain the particulars at length.

Tim: I’m not broke. I have $15 dollars

Niko would not have gone with Death, because she takes promises very seriously and she promised to clean Jenny’s floors for a month. That’s unfinished business! I can totally see her arguing about this technicality with the Lost & Found Department.

Matthew Goode Dev Patel and Ben Whishaw (in that one bw picture) have very little in common apart from the fact that I have at various time fancasted them as Alec and then realised they're too old for the role. Have I said that Alec "feels" older? Cause he does