#techfoolza

Foolish is just a ray of sunshine. He chatters nonstop in an unobtrusive but chaotic way while he’s doing tasks; like every thought that passes through his head comes out his mouth.

He’s kind and hot and perpetually shirtless because shirts are for losers, it’s hot in the desert, and he’s got pyramids to build.

But, something dangerous lurks beneath the cheer when someone threatens him. Like dark clouds on the horizon and the distant sound of rolling thunder.

It’s just the kind of thing Philza “Danger Slut” Minecraft is into. And Techno is begrudgingly charmed by his ability to both smooth over conflict and awkwardness, and split sandstone with his bare hands.

Phil also sees his little pout when he builds something just one block to the left wrong. The way he grins shyly when Ponk unabashedly hits on him.

Phil wants to fucking break him. Wants to make Foolish not be able to say anything but his and Techno’s names. Wants to mark him up and kiss the bruises.

Techno is a sucker for anything gold, and the young god is always covered in intricate jewelry and his skin has a distinctive golden glow when the sun hits him right. Techno wants to wrap him up and keep him. To claim him in every way.

Foolish is happy that he’s suddenly getting so much attention from two very strong gods. If it makes something excited and eager stir in his chest... no one else needs to know. They were probably just curious! After all, he had been building a lot lately. Maybe they were just impressed!

Ooooooooo

It could definitely work.

Eret is extremely suspicious of the gods sniffing around Foolish. It isn’t unheard of for old gods to take what they want from the newer gods, just because they can.

So every time Techno and Phil hang around Foolish, Eret is right there with him.

Eret and Foolish were lovers once upon a time a couple hundred years ago. But then Eret lost his memories and disappeared and they haven’t picked up where they left off. Both of them are too scared of losing each other to even bring up their past; Eret would rather spend eternity hiding his feelings than have Foolish be uncomfortable because he doesn’t return Eret’s feelings.

Eret makes it his mission to protect Foolish from the ancient gods that are circling him. So, naturally, Phil has Techno distract him (he lost rock, paper, scissors) so Phil can deliver a courting gift to foolish (that Foolish thinks is them just being nice).

Techno had never given Eret much thought beyond the fact that he was a monarch. But now he’s suddenly faced with a righteously pissed off and protective god of magic (when the fuck did Eret become a god?!) whose power has recently been unleashed after decades of being trapped and hidden.

Techno’s power is in fighting, not casting spells. He knows that of Eret decided to use his magic he wouldn’t stand a chance without Phil. So he starts a ‘good natured’ argument about the merits of blood sacrifices.

Eret, of course, has very strong opinions on this matter and promptly tells Techno that sacrifices of blood or life are barbaric and tacky.

When Phil returns, they’re still arguing about it and Techno waves him off, saying that he needs to prove Eret wrong first.

By the time Techno returns to the cabin, it’s dark outside and he looks mildly miffed because he wasn’t able to convince Eret that consuming blood of a consenting individual was a *perfectly normal* way to regenerate magic. He and Phil did it all the time!

(Techno loved it when Phil offered him energy like that. Loved being on his knees and lapping at the blood on his lover’s arm. How he felt Phil’s magic burn through him like soul fire when he drank just a little too much. Phil’s hand in his hair, guiding him to the cut he made.)

Eret’s amused but unimpressed face while Techno tried to argue his point wouldnt leave him. There was a distinct aura of confidence and power around him that wasn’t there when he didn’t have his memories and magic.