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Hear me out... Karen from SpongeBob

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{no it fucking isn’t}
{don’t dangle such a sexy piece of tech in front of me when I know it’s fake}
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When Tony took Bucky's innocent joke too far but it all worked out OK in the end, unless you were Steve.
Tony knew he probably shouldn't do it. It would likely come across as insensitive, as if he thought Bucky was a robot or something, which he very clearly wasn't; no robot had an ass or thighs like that, they were quite clearly well-earned biological rewards for all that murder strutting the man did.
Tony just couldn't help himself though.
Bucky had found the stick blender last weekend and cracked a joke about how Tony should make him an arm he could swap the attachments for, so, technically, it was Bucky's own suggestion and he shouldn’t get upset about the results, even if it was just a self-deprecating joke. Tony had laughed, but the brain worm had burrowed into him enough that he knew he had to follow the idea through or else he would never sleep again. So maybe it wasn’t that funny of a joke, and it had taken five hours to build each attachment and a few thousand dollars worth of materials, and maybe it was insensitive, too, but.
So that was how Tony had come to have a shiny new adapter for Bucky's Wakandan shoulder socket in his hand and a collection of multifunction arms spread out on his workbench, ranging from the obviously necessary artillery launcher with a few prototype ammunition varieties to the oversized stick blender, just because he could. Unfortunately, when Tony was working on stopping the blender from vibrating Bucky's entire body when it was in use, he'd gotten another brain worm that he just couldn't shake; thinking about that gorgeous tech attached to that gorgeous man whilst he had been measuring the vibration rate to stabilise the arm had given him… ideas.
He had been in the lab for fifty-two hours when FRIDAY had finally broke and told him to go to bed or she would start accidentally sending Steve the fanfics Tony had written about Captain America as a teenager, so Tony had stumbled out of the lab bleary-eyed and confused, leaving everything spread across the workbench.
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@silkystark :)
Warnings: NFF. Cumming untouched. Tech kink. All angsty topics are conveniently avoided because this is a fantasy land!!! This is just 1.5k smutty smut smut I wrote for silky.
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The first time Bucky lets him touch the arm.
They’re in Tony’s lab after a rough training session that has left Bucky’s arm improperly calibrated. As sweaty and exhausted as they are having come straight from the training room, it’s not a situation that can wait until morning. Uncalibrated as it is, Bucky isn’t capable of moderating his own strength. Three doorknobs shattered on the way to the lab elevator before Tony could convince Bucky to stop trying and let him get the damn door for once.
“It’s a simple fix,” Tony says, washing his hands-free of sweat. Bucky sits, a nervous, hunched mass dwarfing the tiny stool beneath him. He insists on wearing long sleeves even to train, so to have access to the arm, Tony had to ask him to remove the entire shirt—and when Bucky had shredded it thanks to his unchecked strength…well, Tony’s mouth had gone dry. That’s what he gets for not properly hydrating.
And the abs, damp with sweat? Tony’s pretty sure that a man with a heart like his shouldn’t be in the presence of them. It’s hazardous conditions.

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Hear me out... P.A.T.R.I.C.I.A
Ok guys my first tech love was literally my fire stick tv. I was sitting down and listening to music, and thinking about how good it sounds, and how greatful I am that it plays me anything I want whenever I want it to... She just does such a good job at what she does. The song it was playing just kinda clicked something in me for some reason. All the way up... She was hot from hours of playing music. I remember slowly walking up to her and running my fingers over her sides... Her top, her bottom... Tracing the button, feeling the screen. I would walk around behind her and crouch down, feel how hot the speaker is, and the vibrations on my fingers... The grooves, the bolts. The sticker. I made my way around to the front of her again... I don't know what got into me, but the next thing I know, I was kissing her... Holding her sides, pressing my hands against her screen... Once the thought occured to me that I could make out with her, I sucked on its warm, colorful screen...