Virgin Yang
Spends 3 hours brushing her hair every morning
Needs to wear makeup
Tries her best every day
Large, heavy breasts
Wears overpriced lingerie
Wears a skirt, even when it's cold
Cute pose has poor center of gravity
Beauty sleep requires strict schedule
Smell attracts bears
Chad Ruby
Thick layer of oil protects her hair
Unique odor
Shirt doubles as a plate
Bags under eyes act as natural makeup
Thinks "lingerie" is a type of bread
Hasn't slept in 3 days
Buys underwear at the dollar store
Smell deters bears
Posture optimized for PC gaming













