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“What if…” Seresin starts, but then he shakes his head. He’s about to walk away when Bradley grabs for his wrist, nodding at him to go on. “It’s stupid,” he says, rolling his eyes, “but what if we go together?”

or: Bradley needs a date to Fritz's wedding, and he finds out Jake does too, and the natural solution is a fake-dating scheme.

chapter one

chapter two

collective bargaining agreement by @teacupivy | hangster

Jake cannot believe he’s doing this.

In all his life, the three and a half decades he’s spent on this lush, green earth, he never, ever could have predicted he’d be sitting with his legs spread in an armchair, a hot, firm body pressed against his back, thick thighs holding his own open, and watching porn while being interrogated.

Congrats, Kale! You passed for March 🎉 go leave a comment to this WIP club winner!

top gun:

goosecarole

hoping about this - Nick offers up a fake engagement to save Carole from a Southern Baptist arranged marriage. (14k)

hangster

the whole time, under the lights - Jake "Hangman" Seresin is unraveling the mystery that is Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw. (19k)

as he falls from his perch - Bradley Bradshaw has a knack for losing people, either watching them go or running them off. Jake Seresin seems to just keep coming back. (38k)

a stupid gift wrapped with a bow - Jake very uncasually brings up food sex. (5k) [CRACK]

for real? - to quote harry indybob, Jake edges Bradley "within an inch of his life." (13k)

austin's favorite mastermind ;) - Football Bradley picks Baseball Jake up at a bar and then makes grilled cheeses for breakfast. and some other stuff happens. (6k)

collective bargaining agreement - prequel to and they were batterymates, Bradley makes Jake watch and discuss porn. (7k)

pauses, then says, - Childhood friends Bradley and Jake reunite for the Dagger Detachment and remember their very colorful past. (check out the artist here!) (54k)

it should rain. - Bradley and Jake skip Mav's funeral. (check out the artist here!) (5k)

valentine's series: - suds in the bucket (1.4k) - homecoming caller (2.6k) - clumsy 'cause i'm falling in love (3.1k) - better than your best dreams (<1k) - and they were batterymates (3.4k) - can you numb me out? (<1k) - save a horse... oh you know (1.3) - i'll save you a seat (?) - vectors and trigonometry and pride (<1k) - BabyGoose84 (3.3k) - set my alarm, turn on my charm (<1k) - carnival (1.8k) - vesuvius (1.7k) - swipe the merlot (<1k) - your DNA's bein' messed with my touch (can't beat us) (2.7k)

supernatural:

soft, expensive things - Dean likes soft, expensive things, including Cas. (6k)

red white and royal blue:

when the silence screams - Henry gives trans Alex a blowjob while on his period. (3k)

silk and steel - lazy day morning sex from Henry's pov (3k)

watercolor love - lazy day morning sex from Alex's pov (5k)

almost regrettable RPF:

the whole time, under the lights

It turns into a rivalry from across a classroom, Jake constantly finding his answers already spoken by the time he moves his own lips. It’s petty competition, fond and prodding, his own perfectionism at odds with the allure of Bradshaw’s arrogant competence. He’s fighting with himself, can’t decide if his mouth is dry due to the indignation rising in his chest or the subtle burn Bradshaw’s celebratory pen flips plant in his gut. They graduate and barely swap two words, each moving on to their own careers like it never happened. Because it didn’t.

a stupid gift wrapped with a bow — canon-ish hangster food sex

austin’s favorite mastermind ;) — sports AU one night stand

here's the third chapter of the fake dating at fritz's wedding fic!

His task now is to play the part of Jake’s date well enough that it’s believable, but not so well that Jake catches on to his little crush. It’s a dangerous line to walk, and Bradley’s wobbling with each passing moment.

hiii! i just wrote um. about 30k words of romance and porn for the first two weeks of february. maybe you'd like to read them?

(all fifteen fics under the cut)