ship meme for crunch & their new relationship pls š„ŗ
this is gonna be a long one
Who is more aggressive in bed?
ok so tai is by far the more aggressive person of the two of them in day-to-day life but then he's like omg but caspar<3333............... and would (at least at first) be weirdly hesitant to initiate anything that falls on the more sexual side bc u know he's a romantic guy, he likes to wine and dine a gentleman before taking them to bed
and then i feel like caspar is just like wow that date was so nice :) now i'm going to take your clothes off
Lights on or off?
you know i think it changes from time to time and also depends if there's any light coming through the window
also if they're at caspar's place they can turn off the overhead lights and use the tiktok colour changing LED strip lights that i Know caspar has don't lie to me
Who does what chores?
i feel like tai would end up doing most of the chores? not bc caspar wouldn't do them but bc i bet caspar procrastinates doing them and meanwhile tai has such a routine that he just gets to it before caspar does (and tai is used to living with roommates so he's in the habit of just cleaning up after himself as he goes)
Who gets babied when theyāre sick?
oh please this isn't even a question, it's caspar
Who makes breakfast?
hmmm it can depend because on mornings where tai goes for a run he'll usually just have a protein shake and then by the time he comes back and showers he's on his way to the next part of his day and wouldn't think about it any further
BUT on mornings where he doesn't go for a run he has a little bit of extra time because he'll shower at the gym so he'll make breakfast for the both of them and either bring it to cas in bed (if he's awake) or leave it on the counter for him with a little post it note saying good morning (if he's asleep)
but also when cas makes toaster waffles (which he seems like he'd enjoy) he makes an extra one for tai so that counts too
Where would they go on their honeymoon?
oh maybe somewhere like new zealand? i don't think somewhere tropical, but still somewhere warm that was near the water
What are their quirks while sleeping?
cas goes out adventuring in his sleep, tai sleeps on his stomach with no pillow like a freak
also there's no way cas doesn't steal the blankets in the middle of the night but it's okay because tai runs super warm anyway
What is their favorite activity as a family?
they're pretty happy doing anything with the other person's company! i feel like they really like going to look at christmas lights together tho and on a more regular basis they watch a lot of clouds
Who is the stricter parent?
i don't think either of them would be all that strict? i think cas would be a little more easygoing if their kids were misbehaving but tai was raised by three hippie parents who were all about laissez-faire parenting and he turned out fine
i bet it would end up the kind of thing where both of them are super chill parents so the older sibling (i'm thinking two kids for some reason) would be just weirdly protective like "omg you're gonna let them do that??" and cas and tai are like uh....... yeah?
Who would be the big spoon?
tai wants to hold cas
Who would wake up first?
LMAO i feel like sometimes tai wakes up a solid six hours before cas
Do they have nicknames for each other?
they've called each other cosmo and spirit since they were kids but at this point neither of them can remember why or how those nicknames came about
tai would also 100% call cas 'love' after a while
What happened when they met each otherās parents?
they've both met each other's parents on multiple occasions! tai does Not like caspar's adopted parents for many reasons, but tai's parents adooooore caspar! one of tai's dads is a photographer and actually gave caspar his first camera when he was younger c: tai's mom pepper ends half her phone calls to him by telling him to say hi to cas for her
How do they apologize after an argument?
very quickly, i feel like it would normally be tai apologizing because it would normally be his fault hvlskdfsdf
What would they be like as parents?
i think they would be good parents! but idk if cas wants kids and tai could go either way
Who is the better cook?
tai's decent at cooking! he also enjoys it and he likes the gesture of making lunch or dinner for his boyfriend
Who is more romantic?
they can definitely both be romantic but i think it's tai
What sort of gifts do they get for each other?
something thoughtful and normally homemade! they're both artists and both appreciate art so most of their gifts are creative. when it isn't for a certain occasion like christmas or a birthday, i feel like tai would buy flowers for cas and cas would pick flowers for tai
Who gets jealous easiest?
tai š¶
Who gets more excited for events? (e.g. birthdays, christmasā¦etc)
hmmm probably tai but cas goes along with it
Who is the most adventurous?
cas c:
Who is the most protective?
if ANYONE said a mean word to cas..... honey, you've got a big storm coming
What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?
they WERE childhood sweethearts lmfao but they were adorable of course! tai was homeschooled and caspar's parents were strict so every afternoon tai would ride his lil bike to cas's school and meet him outside so he could walk him home, and then on the weekends they explored the forest beside tai's house and built a little fort there that was just for them
Song to sum them up?
how about a whole playlist
