sorry for lack of posts, iâve been real busy lately! but in my free time iâve finally gotten into sam and max and...this crossover was inevitable.
on that note, if you like sam and max, read This Bodyâs Not Big Enough For Both Of Us by Edgar Cantero! Youâll like it. i prommy <3. if you need any tws or want to hear a pitch for it first, i wrote one up here hehe
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This Bodyâs Not Big Enough for Both of Us, By Edgar Cantero
So, during this absolute mess, Iâve actually read and finished the first physically book in about two years (completely unrelated, I might have actually exhausted AO3 about two weeks ago). I happed to really enjoy this book, would recommend it (with the caveat that it is for adults), and want to talk/ramble about it.
(Also that cover is sweet)
The short summary goes like this: A.Z. Kimrean are a pair of Private investigators, They are also fratenal twins who are unfortunately stuck in the same body (they explain how this happen, but it doesnât really matter), this is extra unfortunate because they hate each otherâs guts (which they happen to share). The pair, or more specifically Adrian, are sent to save an old friend by  defusing a gang war by finding who murdered a drug lordâs son, form there, hijinks ensue.Â
The book is written in a noir style that has absolutely nothing to do with the main characters having read and internalized way too many Noir detective novels. This also comes across in a few forth wall jokes, all of which stem form Ayzee knowing their noir tropes (for example, every time they use the words Femme Fetale) and overall the book is really fucking funny.
And to be honest, Adrian and Zooey are the reason I recommend this, sure thereâs a plot but itâs really just their to let Adrian and Zooey shiny as characters/human train-wrecks. The pair are absolute polar opposites (with the except of a few things, like how much i enjoy reading them and how much i love them) with Adrian being the analytical, cold, âI donât do feelingsâ one*, and Zooey being the ADHD, hedonistic, âi do all the feelingsâ one. Literally: left brain, right brain (except iâm ignoring that because itâs dumb). Itâs like Sherlock and Watson, if they were both interesting characters, Watson was the one with a drug problem, and also they hated each eachother. Ayzee do have their similarities, beyond both being stuck in the body of an intersex anime protagonist (androgynous, attractive, kinda featureless, and with no defining features beyond their heterochromia). They both love being P.I.s though for different reasons, they both have read way too many noir novels, they kinda need each other to do their job (even if neither of them would never admit it), they are also very childish for being in their late twenties, and they also get misgendered on the regular (because, anime protag body). Oh yeah, theyâre also both queer.
Yeah this book is queer, but not Queer, if you know what I mean. The book has, to be honest, a surprising amount of queer characters, and yeah a few of them are incidental but a few really arenât, but the book isnât about characters being queer. The book is about Adrian and Zooeyâs odd circumstance and dysfunctional relationship with eachother, which is informed by both of them being queer but that isnât the focus of that either. To start, Adrain and Zooey both have binary genders in a decidedly intersex body, which is pretty trans (plus the fact that Adrian binds). Zooey is also shown to be âPan as fuckâ and Adrian is Ace and possibly also Aro but that last bit is a bit up in the air.Â
The thing about this book that makes it stick a bit more, is that Adrian and Zooey have perfectly valid reasons to hate each other. Adrian and Zooey didnât have a childhood because of each other, nobody even knew A and Z were separate people until they were 19 or so. Adrian is sex-repulsed but gets dragged along every time Zooey gets laid. Zooey is basically barred from being herself most of the novel because Adrian is the one who is seen as the competent one. Adrian lives in the same body Zooey is drinking and smoking to death. Zooey isnât allowed to dress how she wants because of Adrian. Itâs just a real mess but theyâre about equally at fault for their relationship.
Wow, that last paragraph was a downer, time to wrap this up.
Okay, my favourite bit of the book is actually the prologue, which is in a kinda different style from the rest of the book. In the prologue Adrian and Zooey havenât yet been established at second people, so the narration treats them both as a single person, Kimrean. A short 25 page story plays out in which just a whole bunch of noir cliches happen in rapid succession. However, the story is framed and intercut with Adrian and Zooey explaining, added Noir-isms and all, to a police detective how their office burn down, some gangsters died, and how they broke a cop car. also because the cop keeps asking questions it plays out all in un-chronological order. Itâs an absolute hoot of a short story which just happens to be tacked on to the start of a good book.Â
So yeah.
Read it, itâs excellent, and i personally want to read more books with A.Z. (shame this is the only one)
admittedly, my first instinct was to say that zooey is chaotic good and adrian is lawful neutral, or true neutral. but hereâs the thing, after my ninth or so reread: theyâre both chaotic good.Â
itâs pretty obvious for zooey, who's incapable of lying and who values doing good above all, often at the expense of common sense, physics, and/or the law, but adrian has his moments too. his chaotic side comes out most clearly in one of the investigation scenes, when kimrean casually tosses out a comment about stealing dannyâs car and going 120 mph--and it's subtle, but we know that adrian doesn't let zooey drive. therefore, even though heâs concerned with justice, he doesnât mind breaking rules to get there. and thatâs what defines a chaotic good! adrian doesnât want to solve the case because murder is against the law, he wants to solve it because murder is wrong. in short, he's more worried about the general good than the details. consequences from broken rules are tolerable; flaws in the system and society are what needs to be fixed.
where i misread him, at first, was his completely logical personality. logic and rules sometimes line up, but adrian only cares about logic: at the very end, when they're in the hospital, he's confused by--and almost refuses to accept--the fact that zooey can move his dead leg, but he can't. logic is adrian's entire worldview, and he plays nicely in that sandbox. rules, however, are meant to be broken. adrian seems like he would be the kind of person to care about rules, but he just doesn't. minutes after the twins discover that zooey can still control their injured leg, adrian is breaking them out of the hospital and stealing an ambulance. when danny calls to tell them that frankie lyon has been killed, adrian tells him not to call the cops. he doesnât care about being polite, so he insults and dismisses and points out details that make people uncomfortable. he embarrasses marlow and dawesâ receptionist for playing minesweeper on the job, before scaring the young man into giving up the agents' cover. he never makes an effort to hide his disdain for ursula, and often goes out of his way to tell her exactly what he thinks about her. he has little regard for zooeyâs feelings when they donât benefit him, so he derides everything she says and is hostile to fiona both times she visits, just because zooey liked her. most memorably, he puts zooey to sleep after a fight--but that once again displays his desire to solve the damn case, and the willingness to do it through any means necessary. he sees her as an obstacle, so he removes the obstacle. yes, adrian is an asshole and he looks down on anything that he judges irrational or illogical, but his ultimate goal is still the greater good. he thinks that, because he has good intentions in mind, he gets to do whatever he needs to do to get there.
and he is a decent person where he thinks it matters. ursula comes back later that night, and he does try to kick her out, but not before giving her money for a hotel room. (he ends up letting her spend part of the night in their office anyway.) he's a decent person, but we mostly see him as an asshole, and it's probably because for most of the book, adrian is never without zooey. the problem with adrian and zooey is that they have the same energy, but in opposite directions. they don't understand each other, but while zooey is more content to live and let live, adrian feels compelled to make zooey more like him (note the chess scene; he's angered by zooey's decision to promote her pawn to a knight even though it allows her to win the game later on. he thinks it wasn't fair that she won by making a random, emotion-driven decision, but thatâs an offense against logic, not an offense against any rule). he knows that they're different, but he doesn't understand why she doesn't try to be like him. still, though he doesn't admit it outright, he feels that way because he's concerned about them both. obviously, they share a body, so adrian is involved in whatever vices zooey indulges in. but i think he'd still be concerned even if they didn't share a body. he does have a moral code. killing people is bad, but they'll get over it if he insults them. ursula won't have to find her own way around the city: she can either sleep in a hotel or in the kimreans' office. there's no such thing as speed limits, as long as he doesn't hit anything. he's mean to zooey, but he still takes care of her. and he puts up with all of her bullshit, so i think he deserves a jab now and then.
thus, adrian kimrean, breaker of rules in favor of doing the right thing, is chaotic good.
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Adrian hadn't meant to punch the boy who had been bothering him, who had been standing over him and leering and jabbing at his chest with a prodding finger. He hadn't told his left arm to swing, hadn't wanted it to break a boy's nose and come back bloody. But that's what his body did, because it wasn't entirely his.
Fic no. 2 for The Fandom That Nobodyâs In But Me
im curious......would anyone be interested if i made an edgar cantero discord
would prolly have channels for each book, mayb a spoiler n non spoiler channel
n also art + fic channels n stuff like that
i just.......desperately need more fans of his books so i can scream and have my dumb adhd autistic ass be able to yell abt my special interests/hyperfixations where people will Understand