#tbmp.

“how did toothless survive under the red death’s reign if she eats every dragon that doesn’t come back with enough food? we don’t know but doesn’t it make him sound cool!”

“how does drago adequately use toothless’ prosthetic on his first try when it took hiccup ages and ages and AGES of learning how to use it to even fly without immediately falling? we don’t know but isn’t it sad that he’s taking toothless away!”

“how is toothless ‘the king of dragons’ when there is an ‘alpha species’, the existence of which implies that there are multiple alphas and multiple kings? we don’t know but doesn’t it make him sound COOL!”

“why would the dragons even need a singular alpha / king of them all in the first place? we don’t know but doesn’t it make him sound C O O L !”