Chapter Three: Quest of the Stolen Watergun
Donut noticed how Grif hasn't arrived to work in a couple days. This may be Donut's show but this is Grif's episode. After Decter's scene he crawed his way back home. And home consists of a shoe box and a flash light. Ever since then greif was has greving his greifed baby maker. Constantly having nightmares, remembering what happened that fateful day.
His tear stained eyes shot open as the dicked lobster crawled away. "It took my pp". It took his son. Ever since then Geoff hasn't been himself.
And in the end all Dexter wants to do is sleep. And hoepe he wakes up with his beloved member.
At last miracles don't exist
Depper wokes up. He won't feel sorry for himself anymore. Hes done with this self loathing.
Hes gonna find his length. If its the last thing he does. Rolling his way over to the blood gulch club. Detective time. He walked like a fucking peigin to the back room
"GR E E E EDFF" the gayish high voiced manboy person gretted him
Didi's brother continued his investigation. The lobster slavery box was no where to be seen. Sarge probably was too much of a piss baby to get new lobsters, of course he is look at him. So following the original gangsta lobsters was out of the question…
Maybe follow new lobsters
Do they have a mating call? Lets find out
Grif tried lots of noises. But anything with the letter :O made the ground shake
Pow? Maybe they like vore
"Pow pow pow" he wispered. "Pow pow pow" his voice got louder. Suddnely, a loud boom shook the room. Lobsters of all shapes and sizes flooded into the room. 👁👄👁 "Now is my time" Grif said out loud. He did some Naruto shit and twisted his arm around the largest lobster like squidward did to spongebob that one time.
The lobster was startled, and it flipped and flipped and flipped and flipped out of the room, with Dessert still attached.
"Pow pow" said the lobster, it was probably saying "ya facking cant, how could ya do this".
Nvm yes it was saying that. The lobster fuck it lets name it Earth 2.0
Earth 2.0 jumped and clawed, desperate to get the fatass off its lobsterself. Grif stayed on the same way he rides simmons- screaming and crying. The way they bent and flipped would make any gymnast jealous. Earth 2.o had to get away, this monster looks exactly how it's neighbor's dog's girlfriend brother's God father's doctor's nurse's niece's grandmother described the lobster molester. A big Hawaiian who smells like sweaty cheese. Ok rude
Grif felt a large pressure on his tiddies.
And Then Suddenly Everything Went White
Gidd just felt his boobs. And he had his eyes closed, hes color blind. Just like his bio sister-
What if she wasn't his biological sister? What if theyre not even related
What if grif is his sister
Oh shit hes tripping.What kind of fucking drug is this- it smells like dick. As grif realized the sent, he looked around. Penis shaped trees and penis shaped clouds. Dick this dick that. And fouly shaped flowers and…cockroaches. Dexter was laying on a rock covered with prosthetic members, right next to a pre cum river… he read a sign titled PP land ":O" said Grif.
"How did you say that with your mouth?
"Dont you know how to great an old friend"
The two bickered until grif had enough. He stod up (shocking) and turnef around
"😳😩👄💦👄🤙😡🤢👌 FELOX" he screamed as he clinged on the taller man. Frif is like 3 feet tall.
"Pls be in my guts" asked grieve
"Ok" bill gates responded in a sexy ass alpha top dom knife play voice
He threw grif like a chair and broke his neck
"My bad i have hurty kink" said Felix as grif coughed blood. 👀😡💦👌 said grif
Theta then comes into the room
"Hi can you help me find my daddy"
"No but i can give you a new one ;)"
Wait no we can't rite that
“Suckle on my knob like a corn on the cob” siad isack gates. Grif couldnt respond as he was bleeidng to death. Felix took his 1 inch pp and put it on the tip of grifsd tounge. “Do you like my thick coke” sai d felix “no im diabetic” said grif, he was cut off by “hgduahvdhb” monaed grif
“Ok well we do the sex” horny mc fuckface frlix said and 😳😳😳 he grabbed griftste tiddy . girf is really into boob play
“]_ies i don’t have a pp!2!1!1!2” grif shreiekd and started to cry since felix triggered his ptsd
“Ok come here we go find my weeweer” grii told him, and flex tape agreed since he doesn’t have anything better to do
So they left the area and started singing r mlp theme song as they went around looking in dumpsters and stuff. They found all types of,,,,,, objects that could replace grif's oui oui.
However he didnt like any one, for you see grif is was circumcised and there was a "G" cut in hid foreskin yes that's what circumcision means
“We could use a roll of toilet pape” felix suggested
“No those are too expensien” grif said L8 “i sosrn all of my money on vbucks yesterday “
So they icntinued to looks for grif’s little baby, when suddenly, a red flash appears before them
And them some anime battle music started playing
Followed by a sick ass guitar solo
Oh no Grid paper looked up in horror as he saw it. The penetrated lobster from 3 hours ago. Its lobster coochie still containing grif's beloved. "
THAT ONE" screamed grif! Finally after all this time.
"Ok fatass" resposned Felix and he ran towarrs the floating lobster. He jumped on a sick rock but slipped and,, yeah. So noe its up to grix
. He rand and jumped yes he got a hold of the pp, but his hand was slipping he must act fast. He gave the lobster a big ol kiss on the lips and the lobster relaxed its um.. Lobsgina.
He fell to the ground and everything went black.
I can't fucking write this anymore I'm at my god damn limit i thought this was funny no this is stressful i hate my sinful hands this truly the worst thing I have ever written i hate myself i despise my existence i can't do this anymore