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This is a Rumi-centric fic I SWEAR

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fellas, is it gay to know your roomie's boobies by touch? asking for a friend
we're in the second week of pride month and unfortunately Rumi remains unkissed and untouched in Touch
I love giving characters my own personal quirks ♥️
Zoey: do you want a treat?
Rumi: 🥵🥵🥵
Zoey: samgyupsal! 🥰

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I'm not writing much rn (in the middle of a move) but my god why is my brain stuck on touch!Zoey (or Rumi?) sadly pouting and saying "my emotional support penis facts 🥺"
Like Mira requests a delay in Zoey's slides how presentation and she just whines like the "no more relaxy time" line in the movie
"They haven't even eaten breakfast yet"??? What the hell are the idiots doing then???
(I cannot wait for Chapter 2, I'm so excited!)
THEY SPENT A LOT OF TIME BEING GAY. AND STUPID.
you don't understand how STUPID they're all being oh my GOD
Zoey gets a pass bc she's not being gaystupid. Unfortunately she has an undiagnosed sleep disorder and adhd so. She's trying her best.
the portion I'm writing rn is giving "Mira your blindness is supposed to be only physical pleaaaaaaase"
I don't wanna share the funniest parts bc 1. What if they're not actually funny 😔 2. I want them to hit full force. Like Rumi's perspective when Zoey brought up penis facts for the first time.
But ☝️ you can have a sappy flashback. As a treat.
subject to edit etc etc not sure if this flashback hits right but c'est la weinerschnitzel or whatever
I just got home from charging my car and will tippity tap at my phone until the melly tone man chokes me to sleep.
estimating (not my strength) that at this rate the chapter will need to be like. almost 20k? maybe 15k. they need to eat breakfast and discuss [plot point] and then do [plot point activity] and then end chapter with [after activity scene]
thank you for reading all the way to here. my random fic recs are "Children Of The Drift" "girls on film (see you together)" and "Good Old-Fashioned Lovergirl"
Last one is v funny and has Mira thinking they're dating while zoerumi are themselves (idot4idiot)
comments on touch /TAYWTM "hasn't Rumi suffered enough?" "let Rumi be kissed"
I have 6-7 more chapters of useless idiot pining planned, suckers
I am very, very bad at writing slow burn, so this is as hard for me as it is for y'all to read (and for Rumi to sit through bahahaha)