#taxonomy meme

[Image ID: Every member of family Felidae on the “do they say fuck” alignment chart. In the “regularly says fuck” row are the caracal, serval, bobcat, cougar, Pallas’ cat, flat-headed cat, black-footed cat, domestic cat, and tiger. In the “has sworn off saying fuck, but said it at some point” row are the Asian golden cat, African golden cat, kodkod, Canada lynx, jaguarundi, African wildcat, European wildcat, and lion. In the “has not said fuck before, but can if so desired” row are the marbled cat, Geoffrey’s cat, ocelot, southern tigrina, Eurasian lynx, leopard cat, Sunda leopard cat, and jaguar. In the “has not said fuck before, and refuses to say it” row are the bay cat, margay, oncilla, colocolo/Pampas cat, fishing cat, rusty-spotted cat, sand cat, and leopard. In the “legally cannot say fuck” row are the Andean mountain cat, Iberian lynx, Cheetah, Chinese mountain cat, jungle cat, clouded leopard, Sunda clouded leopard, and snow leopard. End ID.]

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