Tavros

light yagami is not a sad drunk or angry drunk or chatty drunk. light yagami refuses to drink until the peer pressure gets to a point where refusing would brand him as Weird at which point he takes one sip of asahi beer and doesn’t particularly like it and then has to excuse himself to the bathroom to have a panic attack about how he’s definitely going to tell everyone he’s kira as soon as he opens his mouth because the (single drop of) alcohol is Poisoning His Mind From The Inside (<- guy who has a bordering puritanical mindset about substances) and then he goes back out and adjusts his behavior to become slightly looser and more extroverted as the night goes on without actually drinking any more alcohol. i know this because ohba told me themself

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

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I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

it seems not everyone is as patient as I