Things I Would Say As A Tattoo Artist:
- "Whoops"
- "Pfizer or astrazeneca?"
- "You've got to wear it in first"
- "Sorry we're all out of blue raspberry, would you like lime?"
- "YIKES"
- "I did that on purpose"
- "Yeah you're right no one likes lime"
- "We're all out of small needles so-"
- "My bad"
- "You'll grow into it"
- "Out of ink. Can you pass me that pen real quick?"
- "Oof"
- "Yeah no we don't have strawberry either that one's pretty popular"
- "Just checking did that have one or two 'l's?"
- "You win some you loose some"
- "Pretty sure this shop's built on a fault line"
- "Nah don't Google that it's fine"
- "Could have been worse"
- "YOLO"
- "Better luck next time"















