#taskmaster crossover

Just imagine the chaos, the banter, the drama

Who are the show hosts, we ask?

Daniel and Benji, of course. I imagine Daniel sits as the Taskmaster, Benji as his spiffy assistant, asking the vampires to do increasingly embarrasing things.

Lestat revels in it. He banters and dramatizes etrociously. He either gets full points or no points.

Louis is the silent killer. He plays dumb and heartfelt, but comes in with these massively cheeky comments you only catch in the second watch because he's just too charming. He's magnanimous and tries to get a fair result, but he takes distinct joy in watching the chaos unfold.

Claudia (because of course Claudia is here, this is for funsies) is arguing over wording and "yes this block of ice disappears when you throw it in the river. You can't see it anymore, can you?" She is an absolutely joyful menace.

Armand gets neutral scores the most often, and is the one most likely to take the task at it's word, but finds the weirdest way to solve it. He's incredibly memorable for how he will interpret a challenge. He comes up with these witty comebacks constantly. He also will argue for whatever reading gets Lestat the least points.

It would be an absolute masterpiece. None of them are happy to be here, but Benji and Daniel are pursuasive.

22 May | LCDrarry Fic

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Prompt: "Taskmaster", 2015, TV Show Prompted by: @crazybutgood Author: Anonymous Word Count: 2,895 words Rating: General audiences Warnings: None

Notes: Thank you so much to Tami for the extension and constant support, L for the beta and kind words, and my best friend for the inspiration and silly brainstorming. Love you all!

Summary: Harry and Draco go on Taskmaster. That's it. That's the plot.

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