#tanipartner

OMG OMG OMG OMG OKAY LISTEN.

Simon the FuckBoi has fucked around the past three years, and now his father is being an asshole and basically said Simon will achieve nothing and he’s like BITCH YOU WHAT and is DETERMINEd to do well this year, which means he gives ZERO FUCKS about fucking around, this boy is taking a full class schedule and is now double majoring and he is studying and writing papers - 

But he also has Fraternity responsibilities, and honestly, those frat connections really do matter in the real world, so it’s not like he can leave... but he needs a date to these events, and particularly as a Senior, they’re with a lot of alumni that he needs to make an impression with.

ENTER HIS FELLOW FRAT BROS LITTLE SISTER WHO IS SOMEHOW ALWAYS PERFECT

And Daphne just wants to have that wonderful sorority college life but somehow there is always some fratboi trying to hit her up, and she wants to make these connections because she wants to achieve her hopes and dreams and it’s probably working for a nonprofit that supports like injured baby kittens or something very soft and delicate and wholesome, and Simon is like -

PERFECT.

And of course no one is going to fuck with Simon I’M A PROFESSIONAL FUCKBOI Basset’s girlfriend. Like, he’s seriously dating someone. YOU DONT FUCK AROUND WITH THAT. And of course, it gets Daphne all of the right connections.

And oops suddenly Simon really just wants to spend time with her, and she helps him study, and they fall asleep on the couch together in fuzzy socks with flash cards, and she’s so beautiful pulling an all-nighter, and oh god he needs to graduate but he also just wants to spend time with her.

omg YES I have either seen that one or the hallmark one (pretty sure there’s two) and I ALWAYS think about two scenes: the one where kate’s mom tells her “she can do anything she puts her mind to” as if getting her boyfriend back is the same thing as excelling at sports (rly embarrassing for kate that this is the extent of what they can imagine for her ambitions) and also the scene where they’re at a concert and wills looks back at kate while they sing this extremely corny get-back-together song and it’s like HERE IT COMES, ROMANCE

Hey! Hi! Hello! Thanks so much and so glad you liked it - it’s been taking over my brain for a while now...

The whole thing highkey happened because the thought that modern-day Oxbridge is basically Bridgerton plus uni work WOULD NOT leave my head. And I really wanted to keep the fake dating cause that’s where all the fun is.

So I remembered an old convo with a uni friend along the lines “people assuming you’re in relationship -> people stop trying to sleep with you -> you focus on uni work”. And here we are.

Okay! But!

Literally, Anthony then tries to approach or something, and Simon is just like mmm what’s it matter to you, and Anthony and Simon share a look that just screams:

S: Yeah bitch fucking payback play bitch games win bitch prizes A: I am a good person to you I let you marry my sister I didn’t even kill you in the duel S: you fucking shot at me you dick hole A: you fucking kissed my sister in the garden you asshole S: I’ll fucking take you down right now I box mofo you wanna take me A: do I look like I’m playing games right now with you. tHiS iS sErIoUs S:  tHiS iS sErIoUs