#saphne

Bridgerton men get told to shut the fuck up for the first time in their lives and start imagining themselves in a wedding dress

We know Bridgerton is written by women for women bc no girl in that show is sucking a single dick. Every woman is either getting fingerblasted to oblivion or their coochie ate like a five-course meal.

But if Simon almost let himself get killed to run from his feelings for Daphne, and Kate kept saying she was leaving for India to run from her feelings for Anthony and she was going to let him marry her sister, and Penelope almost married Lord Debling because she thought Colin would never love her back and thus was in a way running from her feelings for him, and Sophie was about leave for America to run from her feelings for Benedict, and Michaela actually fled the country to run from her feelings for Francesca then who the fuck is driving the bus? (It was John and he just died so they're going to crash)