when do i get to come back from the dead? everyone else got to!
‘ HEY GUYS it’s Jeff from Overwatch and with blizzcon right around the corner, we’ve decided to announce our new hero early. starting this november, we’ll be introducing SLAPPY BAGUETTE MAN to the roster. you guys have been begging for a new support hero, so our highly skilled team of designers delivered. slappy baguette man, also known to you lore-savvy players as gerard lacroix is a hero in the OFFENSE category. you pussies need to understand that support is dead and killing is all we have to offer. anyways, slappy baguette man has a great playstyle to offer for all the dps mains who can’t aim. his primary fire is a hard slap to the face based off of some of the moves i learnt in my time behind bars. it can one-shot zenyatta and tracer. his e ability is very special. since we’re removing mercy from the game, we needed a creative way for heroes to sustain themselves on the battlefield. soldier has his biotic field, roadhog uses his inhaler to offset his nuclear asthma. as baguette man, your e ability allows you to lie down and take a nap, instantly restoring your health. this ability cannot be interrupted, even by the player themselves, so it will be useful in contesting the point. his ultimate, la marseilles, instantly removes anybody platinum or below from the match. we know you might be disappointed that we’re adding another french character, but we want to remind you that widow is purple, and is therefore a person of color. that’s all for this update, have a great time at blizzcon. ‘
