High school social scene except one of our friends is the genuine oracle. He’ll call you out of nowhere and you’re genuinely pissed and stressed seeing just his name pop up on the caller ID because you know he has some BS he’s ready to warn you about. And you’re like bro we cannot talk we gotta get the chalice of indivisibility. And he’s like yeah man. Don’t enter the underground limestone waterway. And you’re like Dude. The waterways are where the chalice is we know this, we did the map quest last week bro the deadline for this assignment is Tuesday bro we need the chalice and he’s like bro. I don’t give a flying fuck. There’s gators. You’re gonna have to fight a gator. Don’t go. But you procrastinated the assignment and you have no alternative quests available anymore so you just. Go to the ravine with your crew on Monday and sure enough. There’s gators.

Bratty bitch like Miss BG 

shut up about fishing shut up about the boys shut up about women we don’t care

yes I’m miss possessive