#takosuke

X-UB02/0005 RRR 火星のイケメンヒーロー タコ助 Mars Hunky Hero, Takosuke "本気のタコ助はもっとスゴいんだぞ！(Takosuke when he's serious is so much cooler!)" Size 2 / Hero World / Superhero / 4000 Power / 2 Criticals / 3000 Defense ■ 【Call Cost】 [Pay 2 gauge] ■ 【Act】 "Martian Hunky Beam" Pay 1 gauge. If you pay it, declare monster or spell, look at all cards n your opponent's hand, and if there's a card of the declared type in your opponent's hand, you gain life+1, and if there's 2 or more cards of the declared type, draw 1 card. You can only use "Martian Hunky Beam" once per turn. 『Double Attack』 『Ride』 〔Pay 2 gauge〕

Went to Sakihama Town this morning to run some errands. Stopped at this point near “Married Couple Rocks” on my way back to take a break. And there I recalled the funny thing that happened earlier this morning... .... Living with a person with dementia is a real challenge. Often you can have a VERY unique experience. Last night, the main dish of our dinner was daikon radish simmered with squid. That’s my parents’ favorite, and since I didn’t see any leftover in the fridge this morning, I thought they ate it up. Then, after breakfast, I wanted to drink tea, so when I opened the lid of our tea pot to put tea leaves in, ... ...  what do you think I saw inside? A teapot-full of squid feet!! Trust me. It looks gross! Especially when you are caught off guard.

今朝、スカイ・アンド・シーさんへコールドプレスジュース用にポンカンを持って行った後、チョット用があって佐喜浜へ。帰りに、夫婦岩の近くで車を止めて一休み。佐喜浜で買ってきたたこ焼きを食べながら、朝イチであったオカシイことを思い出してました。 ... ウチでは認知症の母と同居してるけど、認知症の家族と暮らすということは、実に大きなチャレンジで。よく、常識のハンイを超えた体験ができますワ。ｗｗｗ ウチの昨日の晩ゴハンのおかずは、イカとダイコンの煮物。これは両親の好物で、今朝冷蔵庫に残りが入ってなかったから、ああ昨夜全部食べたのね、と思ってた。 で、朝ごはんの後で私お茶を淹れて飲もうと、急須のフタを開けると... ... 何が入ってたかって？！ 急須にぎゅーぎゅー詰めのイカの足！！！ これ、結構グロいですよ。特に、全く予測せず不意打ちだった時には。 もぉあの吸盤が... ヘンな生物に侵略されるタイプのSFホラー的な怖さが一瞬...。いや吸盤見るのは、普段は大丈夫。ただ、それを急須の中にいきなり見ると...

The Parodius series it quite possibly one of the best kept secrets in gaming. The best way to describe it is Gradius on acid with 300% more penguins.

So is you ever wanted to play as a flying octopus who can use a giant megaphone to shout random engrish phrases in order to destroy santa on a unicycle juggling chicken legs while trying not to be crushed by a giant Vegas showgirl, you'll be happy to know that is indeed an actual thing.