#takingontheboss

Can't afford to give me a raise? How's this for a raise, boss?

Boss, maybe you shoulda thought twice about micromanaging a stud who can pick you up with one hand. Think on that, microdick.

IT MEANS YOU'RE MY BITCH

Listen, boss, you gotta pay a man what he's worth. If I gotta come down there to make my point I'm gonna pound you flatter than sheet metal.

Hey boss, I pulled you in here so we can have a man-to-pussy discussion. I know it’s a tight fit. Stop shaking, I ain’t gonna hurt ya. You’re just gonna smell my mansweat for an hour or so, and then you’re gonna go back to your office with a better appreciation of what men do, and how much it’s worth.

Hey boss, hold still, I made a bet with the boys I could make you piss yourself just by squeezing your ribs. Whoo-ee!  See boys, told ya that’d be a piece of cake!

Hey Steve, I know you got the promotion over me, but I think the office needs to know who really ought to be in charge.  Do you think anyone is gonna acknowledge any other authority but me when I come to the office dressed like this?

So boss, there’s been some changes around here.  I went to the board and we all agree you’re doing a shitty job, so you’re out and I’m in.  No security’s not gonna remove you, I’m gonna do it myself. That’s what a man does, he takes charge.