Reign of Chains (Pg 37-44)
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Reign of Chains (Pg 37-44)
by Kaikree
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Eurovision Fact #231:
The oldest contestant in Eurovision history was Emil Ramsauer, who was 95 at the time of their performance in 2013.
Ramsauer was a member of the Swiss group Takasa that year. They placed 13th in their semi-final.
In 2021, Emil passed away, aged 103.
[Sources]
Eurovision 2010s: 255 - 251
255. Gjoko Taneski -Â âJas ja imam silataâ F.Y.R. Macedonia 2010
A perfectly servicable, if dated song. âJas ja imam silataâ mostly struggles because it is outclassed by other entries that came after it. I *liked* it back in 2010, however... âIdentitetâ does rock better, âNa inatâ is better at providing the âI will find my inner strengthâ message, âLjubav jeâ did random rapper interventions better, etc. The Gjoko experience is a pleasant one overall, but not one I feel particularly strongly about.Â
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254. TAKASA -Â âYou and meâ Switzerland 2013
Lmao these tards <3 TAKASAâs entire draw was âWE ARE SALVATION ARMY SOLDIERS!!! ADMIRE OUR UNIFORMS!!! đŒ (and our internalized homophobia)â and the EBU was like âum the world has had enough, donât get too political.â and forced them to drop it <3
Of course, while it is funny that the fucking Salvation Army is considered too political for ESC, stripping TAKASA of their identity also made their participation average AF. Standing in a line wearing the most generic outfits ever does NOT retain anyoneâs interest, sadly :(
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253. AISEL -Â âX my heartâ Azerbaijan 2018
[2018 review here]
Thereâs a fascinating dichotomy with âX my heartâ that I just cannot wrap my mind around. Itâs utterly bonkers. Song of literal gibberish <3 With a silly as fuck aerobics choreo <3 GIANT CGI GLOBE THAT SPINS IN THE WRONG DIRECTION <3Â
However, at the same time itâs also... really fucking boring? lol. Part of it comes from the fact that âX My Heartââs trademark insanity is really hard to pick up on for casual viewers and just comes off as weird and confusing instead. However, mostly it just comes from the fact that âX My Heartâ is kind of an underwhelming, generic, lazy composition. Oh well.Â
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252. Sergey Lazarev -Â âScreamâ Russia 2019
~FINALLY I CAN SAY, HEâS A BOTTOM AND ITâS OKAY~
However, because Russia have a problem with happy gay men, they of course had to interfere with my amusement and insert some expensive, tryhard staging that received critical acclaim, somehow? Why did anyone like that act omfg Iâm still screaming (no pun intended) at it. Where is the taste? It didnât look impressive. You could always see which of the âclonesâ was the real Sergey. It looked ARTIFICIAL AS FUCK and didnât suit the song. Woeful staging.Â
Which is a pity because âScreamâ is just melodramatic and silly enough to merit ironic stanning. Ugh. Itâs baaaasically the same trajectory as âYou are the only oneâ. I will lay off any further explanation until we get to that write-up though, because itâs a much better song than âScreamâ is...x
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251. InCulto -Â âEastern European Funkâ Lithuania 2010
When InCulto were initially hailed as âThe New LT Unitedâ it immediately triggered all of my panic buttons, because âWe are the winnersâ is by far the worst thing that has ever happened to Eurovision!!!!Â
Fortunately, âEastern European Funkâ isnât nearly as demonic and even slightly enjoyable? Itâs obvious joke fodder than I donât mind. The styrofoam instruments <3 the glitter speedos <3 the acapella at the start <3 It is frivilous to the extent nobody can take it seriously, ever <3 On the flip side, this song is really fucking annoying lol. <3

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Friedensangebot
âFine, but you owe me donuts.â (Police/Detective One Liners)
Datum: 21.Juli Charaktere: Shiratori NinzaburĆ, Takagi Wataru Kurzbeschreibung: So hatte sich Shiratori NinzaburĆ seinen freien Tag nicht vorgestellt.
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Reign of Chains (Pg 51)
by Kaikree
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