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has anyone done this yet
Lets stop arguing abt ships and just ship all of them.
Also i was barely able to fit everything in the tags
My reactions and favorite moments from How I Solved Minecraft’s Largest Escape Room by Wemmbu
0:00
Wemmbu: My friend Zam and I
WOAH WOAH WOAH BACK IT UP. FRIEND??? FRIENDSHIP ARC???
0:10 Wait how did Wemmbu get caught again bro
0:20 It’s an escape room???? Get Parrot and Wifies in here bro they’ll clear this shit Actually Zam might do pretty good given his extensive nerdiness
2:00 Watching Zam and Wemmbu struggle with the trapdoor crawl is so funny after watching Parrot and Wifies do it seamlessly all the time
3:12
Wemmbu: Bro why couldn’t I have been here with like Parrot or Wifies bro
Exactly what I’ve been saying
4:13
Wemmbu: OH WAITWAITWAITWAIT I understand I understand *a few seconds later* Wemmbu, narrating: Zam got through, but I was still having trouble with it
4:24
Zam: How did we not realize this Wemmbu: I DID REALIZE IT YOU JUS- *sound* Wemmbu: I just actually dropped my mic okay
5:00
Wemmbu: OH OH OH I’m understanding it now I get it Wemmbu: *fails*
Dude Zam’s frustration with Wemmbu is cooking me so bad it’s like accidental ragebait
6:33
Wemmbu: Yeah I’m not touching anything I’m just taking the items Zam: Yeah but you shouldn’t have them because you’re kind of a brick
I can’t even lie bro Wemmbu you sold in the first four minutes bro that shit was embarrassing
6:59
Zam: I found the mobs Wemmbu: *struggling* Xam: Can you get up here Wemmbu: I’m not every mechanically gifted
Wemmbu my man lock the fuck in wdym you’re not mechanically gifted yet you started a fucking war hello???
12:09 “Divine Swine” I love that
12:36
Wemmbu: What are the chances this is MY netherite? Wemmbu: Y’know since he robbed me
Wemmbu YOU robbed Boosfer
13:35 I feel like Zam’s “obsession with skulk sensors” is gonna come in handy Edit: It did not
22:45
*after finally figuring out how to enter crawl mode* Wemmbu: OH my god oh my god oh my god *sound* Zam, laughing: You just dropped your mic
Real talk I love how Zam sounds so unserious every time he says he hates Wemmbu. I can’t tell if this is a lore thing or an acting thing or Zam just not taking it that seriously idk but it’s fun
21:32
Zam: Making any progress in there? Wemmbu: Trying Wemmbu: You can’t rush genius my friend Zam: Genius is a bit of a stretch
35:27
Wato: I was paid to make this I wasn’t paid to talk with people
Real asf
35:45
Wemmbu: Oh wow you pearl out genius idea Wato: Okay I’m not the one who’s stuck in an escape room
36:15
Wato: No I was paid to make this and honestly Wato: Parrot and Wifies are much easier to work with than you guys
NOT THE SLANDER OMG 😭 Parrot and Wifies haven’t even MET bro 😭
37:15
Wato: Hey hey Wato: Clownpierce said make something cool not something easy Wato: It’s cool though
40:30
Zam: We should soft lock ourselves so that the guy will come back
Weaponized incompetence 😭
42:00
Zam: His name is Armadillo
I love these animal names bro. First we got Divine Swine, then GOAT goat, and now armadillo the armadillo
42:24
Zam: I like him he’s our friend
I swear to fuck there was someone else on this smp who was befriending all the animals bro. WAS IT PARROT????
46:12
Wemmbu: I got things to do Wemmbu: Can’t be doing this
Wemmbu you are on this fucking server 24/7 you do NOT have things to do 😭
50:30 OH SO WE DON'T KNOW WHERE EGG IS. This is cooked bro 😭 That's how Wemmbu got captured again okay I see I see
1:08:26
Zam: Don’t waste your sprint bro Wemmbu: I don’t have the attention span for that
Bro is cooked 😭 I had a thought: Why didn’t they just get a third thing of snow for the parkour??? Edit: I now understand that there were only two
1:11:37
Zam: No give me the boots Zam: I feel like the first one to do it is probably gonna mess up and die Zam: And like Zam: Between the two of us like Zam: You gotta go see Egg
BRO DOES ZAM NOT HAVE ANYONE TO GO SEE THATS SO SAD 😭
1:15:47
Wemmbu: How was I reasonbly supposed to get up there with Zam Wato: Uh he was supposed to drop the boots and the bucket Wato: You can tower with one powdered snow
Cooked bro 😭
1:16:15
Wato: I mean I don’t have a way to get you up there but I could take you through the emergency procedures
WHAT could Zam possibly be doing up there 😭 Bro really said emergency procedures
1:16:40
Wato: Also it’s the urge to watch people escape Wato: It’s cool
Bro lowkey got a point. I’m glad we got the lore on who is building all these escape rooms bc I know for a fact Spoke didn’t build that shit himself
1:17:00
Wato: You still have those poison spider eyes? Wemmbu: I have one I had to eat the rest Wato: Pathetic
Dude is really wishing Clown took Parrot and Wifies bro 😭
1:18:30
Wato: Spider eyes attract armadillos Wemmbu: Wait that’s a mechanic? Wato: YES Wato: You really don’t know anything about this game
Now I’m just imagining if Wemmbu’s teammate was Egg instead 💀 Dude it’d be wraps bro
1:18:53
Wato: I didn’t think I’d have to show up twice today Wato: I usually have to dhow up once or twice during an entire week’s worth of escape rooms
Bro how often are people paying you to make escape rooms what 😭 Oh wait is he talking irl that’d make more sense. AND ALSO WHY HE TALKED ABOUT PARROT AND WIFIES BC THEY DID ESCAPE ROOMS OURSIDE OF THE SMP OH
1:19:45
Wemmbu: Where do I lead him to? Wato: The wall Wemmbu: He’s taking his sweet time Wato: Yeah this would be a lot faster if I brought a lead Wato: I didn’t bring a lead though Wemmbu: Why Wato: Because I didn’t think I’d have to lead an armadillo to a wall! Wemmbu: Well why did you design it so you have to lead the armadillo to a wall! Wato: Because this is an emergency exit! Wato: I didn’t think I’d need to use an emergency exit!
This is so cooked bro I’m laughing so hard
1:20:36
Wemmbu: Actually I forgot where the crafting table is can you place one? Wato: How long have you been in here? Wato: I went to sleep last night and you’re still here
Cooked bro😭 all Wemmbu does is play mc and he doesn’t even know how to lure armadillos bro
1:22:24
Wato: I wanna see what your brain works out Wato: ‘Cause you’ve rammed your head against the wall and figured out something before
Aw he has some faith in him maybe
1:22:58
Wato: It’s a lectern you place it Wemmbu: Yeah but where Wato, under his breath: Oh my- Wemmbu, laughing: What? Wato: Nonono, it’s fine Wato: I understand not everyone are my star children Parrot and Wifies
1:23:35 I JUST NOTICED WATO IS WEARING A TURTLE HAT. YK WHO ELSE WEARS TURTLE HATS? MY GOAT WIFIES
1:24:40
Wato: Why would you even wanna talk to him he left you behind Wemmbu: Yeah but he didn’t really have a choice Wato: Yes he did that platform was made so you can stand there together and have a cool moment Wemmbu: Yeah well we didn’t really know that so
Wemmbu defending Zam’s betrayal 😭 Real talk tho imagine the cool moment we could’ve gotten with Parrot and Wifies IMAGINE THE MOMENT WE COULDVE GOTTEN WITH WEMMBU AND EGG BRO
1:26:00
Wemmbu: *makes the jump* Wato, sarcastically: Wow you made it good job! Wato: I knew you had it in you
Can the rest of the video be these two I love them
1:27:00 The way Wemmbu is using the water bucket to parkour when he’s not supposed to have a water bucket 😭 Poor Wato’s hard work bro. Down the drain
1:30:00
Wemmbu: OH am I supposed to collect these eyes of Ender and go back to leave Wato: Mmm, that’s a good idea Wato: I wonder if the person who made this thought of that
1:30:37
Wemmbu: You know I’d rather just break this block than make the jump Wato: I don’t care at this point
This poor man is so tired 😭 Bro worked so hard and for what
1:31:32
Wato: It’s not that crazy when you use your brain Wemmbu: *hits him*
1:31:35 Not Wemmbu using all three wind charges to make a single jump bro 😭
1:35:50
Wato: You have no idea what the wind charges potion do- *splash* Wato: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh
1:37:19
*serious discussion about whether or not Zam actually betrayed him* Wemmbu: *falls* Wato: *sighs*
1:41:06
Wemmbu: Hey I don’t think you’re gonna like this solution but uh Wemmbu: *climbs up lava* Wemmbu: Nope that’s just not gonna work
Wemmbu in what WORLD was that going to work 😭
1:44:35
Wemmbu: *throws all his eggs at nothing* Wato: You need those! Wemmbu: I did?
Wemmbu why do you think you have the eggs. Wemmbu. Wemmbu lock in
1:58:48
Wemmbu: Do you know about a player named Eggchan? Wato: Uh I vaguely remember he was in an escape room I made? Wato: They were pretty good at it at least Wemmbu: Really? :D
Wemmbu sounds both happy and in disbelief that Egg did decent. Honestly me too bro
2:00:32
Wato: *throws Wemmbu a totem* Totem: *falls into the void*
He had to try three more times to get Wemmbu a totem lmao
2:01:48
Wato: I have to get out of here I think Wato: And you probably won’t see me much Wato: But for what it’s worth you’re a pretty good escapist Wato: I mean you’ve done some things Wemmbu: Okay you don’t have to lie
We all know the truth Wato lmao
2:16:08
Wemmbu: I’m actually going to lose a 1v1 to an Elder Guardian
Bro it’s behind obsidian wdym you're gonna lose 😭
2:18:29
Wemmbu: Dude I understand why Parrot and Wifies always have an odd assortment of items on them
2:18:50
Zam: One punch and it’s all over Wemmbu: Why would you say that Zam: Just thinking out loud
2:22:18
Zam: Wait we don’t have mining fatigue we can just break the door down
I have a feeling this is not what y’all are supposed to do. Rip Wato man. Bro works so hard and for what
2:23:38
Wemmbu: We thought we were the trollers but we were the trollees Zam: Stop talking Wemmbu: Yeah
2:33:03
Wemmbu: We probably have to bro a po-brew a pa- Wemmbu: JESUS Wemmbu: Brew a potion
We’ve all been there man 😭
2:44:00 YO ITS THE GOAT GOAT
2:58:36
Clown: It was cool watching you guys work on something together Clown: I didn’t know that was possible Clown: After all that you pulled Wemmbu
Now let’s not pretendd it’s Wemmbu’s fault
3:02:12 W Wato leaving Wemmbu a shulker
3:04:33
*after escaping to the Ender Dragon tower bomb thingy* Wemmbu: Hey buddy Clown: *breaks iron bars* Wemmbu: Oh no he discovered pickaxe

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