#tagging time

the lady in the moon

Lets stop arguing abt ships and just ship all of them.

0:00

Wemmbu: My friend Zam and I

WOAH WOAH WOAH BACK IT UP. FRIEND??? FRIENDSHIP ARC???

0:10 Wait how did Wemmbu get caught again bro

0:20 It’s an escape room???? Get Parrot and Wifies in here bro they’ll clear this shit Actually Zam might do pretty good given his extensive nerdiness

2:00 Watching Zam and Wemmbu struggle with the trapdoor crawl is so funny after watching Parrot and Wifies do it seamlessly all the time

3:12

Wemmbu: Bro why couldn’t I have been here with like Parrot or Wifies bro

Exactly what I’ve been saying

4:13

Wemmbu: OH WAITWAITWAITWAIT I understand I understand *a few seconds later* Wemmbu, narrating: Zam got through, but I was still having trouble with it

4:24

Zam: How did we not realize this Wemmbu: I DID REALIZE IT YOU JUS- *sound* Wemmbu: I just actually dropped my mic okay

5:00

Wemmbu: OH OH OH I’m understanding it now I get it Wemmbu: *fails*

Dude Zam’s frustration with Wemmbu is cooking me so bad it’s like accidental ragebait

6:33

Wemmbu: Yeah I’m not touching anything I’m just taking the items Zam: Yeah but you shouldn’t have them because you’re kind of a brick

I can’t even lie bro Wemmbu you sold in the first four minutes bro that shit was embarrassing

6:59

Zam: I found the mobs Wemmbu: *struggling* Xam: Can you get up here Wemmbu: I’m not every mechanically gifted

Wemmbu my man lock the fuck in wdym you’re not mechanically gifted yet you started a fucking war hello???

12:09 “Divine Swine” I love that

12:36

Wemmbu: What are the chances this is MY netherite? Wemmbu: Y’know since he robbed me

Wemmbu YOU robbed Boosfer

13:35 I feel like Zam’s “obsession with skulk sensors” is gonna come in handy Edit: It did not

22:45

*after finally figuring out how to enter crawl mode* Wemmbu: OH my god oh my god oh my god *sound* Zam, laughing: You just dropped your mic

Real talk I love how Zam sounds so unserious every time he says he hates Wemmbu. I can’t tell if this is a lore thing or an acting thing or Zam just not taking it that seriously idk but it’s fun

21:32

Zam: Making any progress in there? Wemmbu: Trying Wemmbu: You can’t rush genius my friend Zam: Genius is a bit of a stretch

35:27

Wato: I was paid to make this I wasn’t paid to talk with people

Real asf

35:45

Wemmbu: Oh wow you pearl out genius idea Wato: Okay I’m not the one who’s stuck in an escape room

36:15

Wato: No I was paid to make this and honestly Wato: Parrot and Wifies are much easier to work with than you guys

NOT THE SLANDER OMG 😭 Parrot and Wifies haven’t even MET bro 😭

37:15

Wato: Hey hey Wato: Clownpierce said make something cool not something easy Wato: It’s cool though

40:30

Zam: We should soft lock ourselves so that the guy will come back

Weaponized incompetence 😭

42:00

Zam: His name is Armadillo

I love these animal names bro. First we got Divine Swine, then GOAT goat, and now armadillo the armadillo

42:24

Zam: I like him he’s our friend

I swear to fuck there was someone else on this smp who was befriending all the animals bro. WAS IT PARROT????

46:12

Wemmbu: I got things to do Wemmbu: Can’t be doing this

Wemmbu you are on this fucking server 24/7 you do NOT have things to do 😭

50:30 OH SO WE DON'T KNOW WHERE EGG IS. This is cooked bro 😭 That's how Wemmbu got captured again okay I see I see

1:08:26

Zam: Don’t waste your sprint bro Wemmbu: I don’t have the attention span for that

Bro is cooked 😭 I had a thought: Why didn’t they just get a third thing of snow for the parkour??? Edit: I now understand that there were only two

1:11:37

Zam: No give me the boots Zam: I feel like the first one to do it is probably gonna mess up and die Zam: And like Zam: Between the two of us like Zam: You gotta go see Egg

BRO DOES ZAM NOT HAVE ANYONE TO GO SEE THATS SO SAD 😭

1:15:47

Wemmbu: How was I reasonbly supposed to get up there with Zam Wato: Uh he was supposed to drop the boots and the bucket Wato: You can tower with one powdered snow

Cooked bro 😭

1:16:15

Wato: I mean I don’t have a way to get you up there but I could take you through the emergency procedures

WHAT could Zam possibly be doing up there 😭 Bro really said emergency procedures

1:16:40

Wato: Also it’s the urge to watch people escape Wato: It’s cool

Bro lowkey got a point. I’m glad we got the lore on who is building all these escape rooms bc I know for a fact Spoke didn’t build that shit himself

1:17:00

Wato: You still have those poison spider eyes? Wemmbu: I have one I had to eat the rest Wato: Pathetic

Dude is really wishing Clown took Parrot and Wifies bro 😭

1:18:30

Wato: Spider eyes attract armadillos Wemmbu: Wait that’s a mechanic? Wato: YES Wato: You really don’t know anything about this game

Now I’m just imagining if Wemmbu’s teammate was Egg instead 💀 Dude it’d be wraps bro

1:18:53

Wato: I didn’t think I’d have to show up twice today Wato: I usually have to dhow up once or twice during an entire week’s worth of escape rooms

Bro how often are people paying you to make escape rooms what 😭 Oh wait is he talking irl that’d make more sense. AND ALSO WHY HE TALKED ABOUT PARROT AND WIFIES BC THEY DID ESCAPE ROOMS OURSIDE OF THE SMP OH

1:19:45

Wemmbu: Where do I lead him to? Wato: The wall Wemmbu: He’s taking his sweet time Wato: Yeah this would be a lot faster if I brought a lead Wato: I didn’t bring a lead though Wemmbu: Why Wato: Because I didn’t think I’d have to lead an armadillo to a wall! Wemmbu: Well why did you design it so you have to lead the armadillo to a wall! Wato: Because this is an emergency exit! Wato: I didn’t think I’d need to use an emergency exit!

This is so cooked bro I’m laughing so hard

1:20:36

Wemmbu: Actually I forgot where the crafting table is can you place one? Wato: How long have you been in here? Wato: I went to sleep last night and you’re still here

Cooked bro😭 all Wemmbu does is play mc and he doesn’t even know how to lure armadillos bro

1:22:24

Wato: I wanna see what your brain works out Wato: ‘Cause you’ve rammed your head against the wall and figured out something before

Aw he has some faith in him maybe

1:22:58

Wato: It’s a lectern you place it Wemmbu: Yeah but where Wato, under his breath: Oh my- Wemmbu, laughing: What? Wato: Nonono, it’s fine Wato: I understand not everyone are my star children Parrot and Wifies

1:23:35 I JUST NOTICED WATO IS WEARING A TURTLE HAT. YK WHO ELSE WEARS TURTLE HATS? MY GOAT WIFIES

1:24:40

Wato: Why would you even wanna talk to him he left you behind Wemmbu: Yeah but he didn’t really have a choice Wato: Yes he did that platform was made so you can stand there together and have a cool moment Wemmbu: Yeah well we didn’t really know that so

Wemmbu defending Zam’s betrayal 😭 Real talk tho imagine the cool moment we could’ve gotten with Parrot and Wifies IMAGINE THE MOMENT WE COULDVE GOTTEN WITH WEMMBU AND EGG BRO

1:26:00

Wemmbu: *makes the jump* Wato, sarcastically: Wow you made it good job! Wato: I knew you had it in you

Can the rest of the video be these two I love them

1:27:00 The way Wemmbu is using the water bucket to parkour when he’s not supposed to have a water bucket 😭 Poor Wato’s hard work bro. Down the drain

1:30:00

Wemmbu: OH am I supposed to collect these eyes of Ender and go back to leave Wato: Mmm, that’s a good idea Wato: I wonder if the person who made this thought of that

1:30:37

Wemmbu: You know I’d rather just break this block than make the jump Wato: I don’t care at this point

This poor man is so tired 😭 Bro worked so hard and for what

1:31:32

Wato: It’s not that crazy when you use your brain Wemmbu: *hits him*

1:31:35 Not Wemmbu using all three wind charges to make a single jump bro 😭

1:35:50

Wato: You have no idea what the wind charges potion do- *splash* Wato: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

1:37:19

*serious discussion about whether or not Zam actually betrayed him* Wemmbu: *falls* Wato: *sighs*

1:41:06

Wemmbu: Hey I don’t think you’re gonna like this solution but uh Wemmbu: *climbs up lava* Wemmbu: Nope that’s just not gonna work

Wemmbu in what WORLD was that going to work 😭

1:44:35

Wemmbu: *throws all his eggs at nothing* Wato: You need those! Wemmbu: I did?

Wemmbu why do you think you have the eggs. Wemmbu. Wemmbu lock in

1:58:48

Wemmbu: Do you know about a player named Eggchan? Wato: Uh I vaguely remember he was in an escape room I made? Wato: They were pretty good at it at least Wemmbu: Really? :D

Wemmbu sounds both happy and in disbelief that Egg did decent. Honestly me too bro

2:00:32

Wato: *throws Wemmbu a totem* Totem: *falls into the void*

He had to try three more times to get Wemmbu a totem lmao

2:01:48

Wato: I have to get out of here I think Wato: And you probably won’t see me much Wato: But for what it’s worth you’re a pretty good escapist Wato: I mean you’ve done some things Wemmbu: Okay you don’t have to lie

We all know the truth Wato lmao

2:16:08

Wemmbu: I’m actually going to lose a 1v1 to an Elder Guardian

Bro it’s behind obsidian wdym you're gonna lose 😭

2:18:29

Wemmbu: Dude I understand why Parrot and Wifies always have an odd assortment of items on them

2:18:50

Zam: One punch and it’s all over Wemmbu: Why would you say that Zam: Just thinking out loud

2:22:18

Zam: Wait we don’t have mining fatigue we can just break the door down

I have a feeling this is not what y’all are supposed to do. Rip Wato man. Bro works so hard and for what

2:23:38

Wemmbu: We thought we were the trollers but we were the trollees Zam: Stop talking Wemmbu: Yeah

2:33:03

Wemmbu: We probably have to bro a po-brew a pa- Wemmbu: JESUS Wemmbu: Brew a potion

We’ve all been there man 😭

2:44:00 YO ITS THE GOAT GOAT

2:58:36

Clown: It was cool watching you guys work on something together Clown: I didn’t know that was possible Clown: After all that you pulled Wemmbu

Now let’s not pretendd it’s Wemmbu’s fault

3:02:12 W Wato leaving Wemmbu a shulker

3:04:33