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Dan: Just get it in this chip. Ranch. [Dan making moaning noises] Dan: Oh my god. Phil: Are you having a moment again? Shane: Ryan, I think I know your number one. Ryan: I think people are going to really get pissed off by this. Shane: Really? Ryan: Look, it's a trash pick. Shane knows it because I ask for it every time I'm at a restaurant. And that's why it has to be number one. Shane: This was probably my six. Ryan: My number one is - I'm actually going to have Shane say it. Shane: Ranch. Ryan: I literally ask every restaurant I go to, "can I get a side of ranch?" Shane: He asked in England and what did they bring you? Ryan: They brought me mayonnaise with pepper in it. Shane: Black pepper. Ryan: They literally googled what ranch was and then tried to replicate it via the picture. Dan: Let me tell you Phil, I don't know what the fuck ranch is but it was sent here from god. Ryan: If ranch got removed from earth, remove me too. Steven: Woah! Ryan: I don't want to live in a world without ranch. Dan: You know how it's like we were put two little boys from Reading and Rawtenstall - Phil: Yes. Dan: - and we met via the internet - Phil: Why are you-? Dan: - and created this thing called Dan and Phil. The ingredients of ranch were put in this universe by god - Phil: Sure. Dan: - for the singular purpose of coming together to become ranch. Phil: So we are a ranch metaphor. Dan: Hell yeah. Shane: It really … [stammers] I regret not making it my number five. Can I change mine? Ryan: Oh! Yes, yes! Shane: Can we get a marker? Steven: Are you going to erase? Shane: You don't know what I'm about to do. Steven: Wait wait wait - what's happening? Shane: How do I want to do this? What do you think's going on here? I'm sorry that I've broken this show! Ryan: I would like you to start with your number two. Shane: My number two is - cheese sauce. Ryan: Oh shit! Wait a second! Steven: What! Ryan: Yes! Yes! Shane: That's right, folks. And my number one it's gotta be ranch. It's gotta be ranch. You've done it. You've changed my one. The love that you have for ranch reminded me of the love that I have in my heart for ranch. Shane: That was initially my number one but as much as I've enjoyed cheese sauce in my life - Ryan: - you're not asking for it everywhere. Shane: What am I doing? Who am I to turn my back on ranch? Number six? Ryan: Exactly. Shane: I should be ashamed of myself. It's ranch. It's always been ranch. Steven: Oh my god. I just watched like "Love Actually".