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You know, as far as petty revenge is concerned, Bertha really messed up not inviting Oscar to her At Home. It's an understandable mistake, of course, however. If she had invited him, he'd have not only come early, stayed late, and sampled as much of the food as he could without bursting, but he'd have absolutely crowed about it - in detail - the next time he visited the family and Agnes's nose would have been so far out of joint it was practically off her face.
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My muse washing your muse's hair
( @t4ct1c4l-fluk3 )
i'm gonna assume that's backwards because otherwise i feel like i have some things to explain to you about my healing factor. i ain't growin any back anytime soon.
want me to come over?? i got this cool new teleporter now. i can be there super quicc
Not eating anything all day and then wolfing down a bunch of really greasy pita chips was not my smartest move
if you are ever wondering just how much of a ridiculous pain in the ass executive dysfunction is, i offer for your consideration the fact that i am currently procrastinating making my own birthday gift list.
Hey, do you mind if I complain about/process some absolutely kind of insane shit with you? Stuff has been happening and I am so not used to higher stakes than making sure I don't accidentally burn my cooking.
(aka hi hi I like your Deadpool so I'm making excuses to interact :3)
@t4ct1c4l-fluk3
go for it, tacky. can i call you tacky?
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whatcha doing????
you wanna know something really funny???
im just gonna say ya do, yeah? right, so me and nuke were hanging out and like his power was being all funny so i was like ill pull a guardians or maybe another me and like help ya out and take the energy and shit and guess what???? i fucking died! only for like 5-10 minutes but still! haven’t done it in a while so that was fun!
- @wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer
five to ten minutes is crazy bro. happy for u. in and out. ten minute adventure
You and Nuke because you two get along suspiciously well and also you're both sluts
was about to message nuke saying the same thing lmao. i don’t think we’re gonna date but i do think we would have fantastic sex. i’m pretty sure it’s inevitable actually. like on a long enough timeline we’re guaranteed to end up fucking each other
Checking in. You still alive? Not horrifically maimed? No chaotic level destruction of public and or private property that I've missed out on? Anything new happening?
@t4ct1c4l-fluk3
hahahahahaAAAAA no everything's fine nukie i'm perfectly normal and very okay. what's up? you uh. you feeling any better? with your arms?
*Wade kicks himself internally for sounding like an idiot and stumbling over his words.*
